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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I love that every single strip on gocomics has at least one comment under it like IAmJayBlue's where they really earnestly engage with the cartoon characters as if they were real people who will read their comment.

IAMJayBlue is a very fancy snowflake because every day he also posts alternate titles for the latest Luann installment. Here are his submissions for today:

“Safe Harbor And A Rocky Sure”
“Tried And True Blues”
“Castles In The Quicksand”
“This Is Your… Life?”
“The Four Walls Of Moony”
“Run Of The Mill Walkthrough”
“The Incredible Sulk Meets Captain Obvious”
“Everything You’ve Always Wanted- And Nothing Else”
“The Glass Ceiling At The Candy Factory”
or
“Signed, Down In The Pitts”

Wanamingo posted:

Lost Side of Suburbia





The Heart of Juliet Jones







Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol


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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Julet Esqu posted:

IAMJayBlue is a very fancy snowflake because every day he also posts alternate titles for the latest Luann installment. Here are his submissions for today:

“Safe Harbor And A Rocky Sure”
“Tried And True Blues”
“Castles In The Quicksand”
“This Is Your… Life?”
“The Four Walls Of Moony”
“Run Of The Mill Walkthrough”
“The Incredible Sulk Meets Captain Obvious”
“Everything You’ve Always Wanted- And Nothing Else”
“The Glass Ceiling At The Candy Factory”
or
“Signed, Down In The Pitts”

Maybe they should let IAMJayBlue have a turn at writing the strip.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


Oh gently caress you.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The Sphinxster posted:

Maybe they should let IAMJayBlue have a turn at writing the strip.
Can't see how it can get worse.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Your love is fading, Gilchrist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgeM6rWSkw

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh gently caress you.

Don't scoff. He's got to add these references in order. If he holds this job another twenty years, maybe he'll do David Schwimmer.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
The school being named "St. Godzilla's" is the only thing that I've ever found mildly amusing in Brooke's disasterpiece of a comic strip.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Following in her father's footsteps of getting upset over trivial things.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Steve Kelley doesn't know how to write anyone that doesn't have the voice of Steve Kelley or falls back on lazy stereotypes to fill in the rest.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Rip Kirby


I have a feeling that the "little heiress" is probably actually a sexy lady, but I guess we'll see.



Ayup.


Big Ben Bolt







Prince Valiant (Cue the porno sax.)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

NEXT: Wet T-shirt chemise contest.

And is that the end of the Bull Greer story already? Ben didn't even get involved.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

drat it, I was getting excited, I had it queued to post and as the posts without a link went by I got more and more excited, then I got to yours. That's what I get for not getting out of class early enough, I suppose.

Also, what a bizarre reference to see from Gilchrist.

Edit: vv I know, it's still bizarre. I wish he was referencing the incident though.

catlord fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Apr 28, 2015

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



That's because it's a reference to the actual max headroom, not the guy wearing the mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkyIz6tucpc

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Wash the sour taste of Gilchrist out of your mouth with some fresh Fingerpori.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



Pibgorn


Nothing to see here except for Edda tossing a guy off.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Midnight Moth posted:

Bleeker

LOL in two years Bleeker will be "old technology."
Pretty sure he already is. I remember a strip a while back where they found out that Bleeker's model was being discontinued.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Aardmania posted:


Nothing to see here except for Edda tossing a guy off.

I don't know why I care, but didn't she just do this in front of an entire audience?

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



I'm just as confused as Cap'n Eddie. Who's "them"? Lesbians?

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



I wonder if that could sort of be considered stigmata for The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Kliban's Cats



Apropos for this time of year, I guess.

9 Chickweed Lane 4/28/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell



Here's a thing... WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS JUST USE A RABBIT AS THE EASTER BUNNY??!!



:v:

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



Here's a thing... WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS JUST USE A RABBIT AS THE EASTER BUNNY??!!

I thought that one rabbit kid is the easter bunny anyway. And everyone just got to thinking that warthog kid is the easter bunny.

Who even cares who is the easter bunny?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



Here's a thing... WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS JUST USE A RABBIT AS THE EASTER BUNNY??!!

So this gossip blog dedicated exclusively to a high school prom just ran an exclusive of a paparazzi's doodle?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



RandomFerret posted:





That Sunday strip just blew the entire setting wide open. At first I thought they were just excavating the existing water lines, but there are a bunch of buried hydrant tops there. If dogs really did put those there, then it means they were there before the city was built, and they're capable of much greater engineering feats than we ever knew. They ruled this world once, and they're only waiting until the day they take it back.

I loving CALLED IT.

Hey, if ants can do it... (in a strange coincidence, I just saw this video for the first time yesterday)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFg21x2sj-M

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul de sac recaps for those who came in late.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The mysterious man who came here and never showed us his eyes, was inducted into our paramilitary force, learned all our secrets while being better at our jobs than we ever were, has vanished on the orders of the man we've never seen!

There is no way this could have been professional espionage.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set sets fashion trends.


Working Daze is running with the :airquote:joke:airquote:.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

God, this is the most pointless strip. And that kid.. Jesus. :suicide:

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze is running with the :airquote:joke:airquote:.


I hope she doesn't drop something that she would have to bend over to pick up. I mean, even if she squatted, she'd be in trouble. I guess it's not as bad as Brooke where the women's legs are roughly 75% of their entire height.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Way to fuel the fire that the electrician is more of a manly man than you.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Good grief

On the Fastrack

It's either that or start using the toilet as a bird bath.

Safe Havens

You know I bet dodos taste kind of gamey

Recess

How profound

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





How many times do I have to warn you people? Do their treacherous teeth need to be at your throat before you'll see the threat?? I am trying to save your lives! I am trying to save your souls! Rescue is in reach, just Grab the Rope Comix!

Pooch Café


Forget it, we're all dead anyway.

Ballard Street


May we all find some brief joy before the end.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I have proof! It's a picture I drew! :downs:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Midnight Moth posted:

Recess

How profound

SOME
GIZMO

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The back two on that table are clearly playing some sort of competitive handheld game (one has a 2DS, the other a 3DS, he's giving him the eye). Phone guy is doing serious business on the phone, tablet lady is amusing herself while the others are busy.

Would he rather they were each doing this at home? Is he trying to kill off cafes as social meeting/casual work places? Is this part of a sinister plot to collapse the economy by ruining small business? Someone call Lester and tell him he needs to save America from this communist.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Comics Kingdom is being uncooperative at the moment, but here's Luann, anyway:

Luann

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

goatface posted:

The back two on that table are clearly playing some sort of competitive handheld game (one has a 2DS, the other a 3DS, he's giving him the eye). Phone guy is doing serious business on the phone, tablet lady is amusing herself while the others are busy.

Would he rather they were each doing this at home? Is he trying to kill off cafes as social meeting/casual work places? Is this part of a sinister plot to collapse the economy by ruining small business? Someone call Lester and tell him he needs to save America from this communist.

Don't forget that it's physically impossible for someone to play a DS or do stuff on their tablet and have a conversation at the same time.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes



Ripley's

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

PROM
BLOG

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (February 27, 1928)



Peanuts (April 30, 1968)



At least he doesn't have to cross an ocean this time.

Funky Winkerbean



"Could you screw up your fresh-out-of-the-box relationship by asking your movie star hook-up for a favor?" "Yeah, why not, I wasn't going be be happy for long anyway."

Popeye



Rip Haywire

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

EasyEW posted:



Funky Winkerbean



"Could you screw up your fresh-out-of-the-box relationship by asking your movie star hook-up for a favor?" "Yeah, why not, I wasn't going be be happy for long anyway."



Does anyone in this comic ever open their eyes or do they just walk around in a half-lidded fog of smugness?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man




Someone please convert this into an inspector danger comic.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I never quite understood what was going on with the Osbornes hair in Spiderman, can anyone explain it to me? Cut in stripes? Really weird cornrows? I've seen modern pictures of the hair too and its still perplexing.

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