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Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Bismuth posted:

I never quite understood what was going on with the Osbornes hair in Spiderman, can anyone explain it to me? Cut in stripes? Really weird cornrows? I've seen modern pictures of the hair too and its still perplexing.

I think it's supposed to be like, sheen on slicked back hair.

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Kismet
Jun 11, 2007

Alabaster White posted:

I think it's supposed to be like, sheen on slicked back hair.

Yeah, when the characters first debuted I'm pretty sure it was supposed to represent very sharply combed and oiled hair. The printing methods of the time just meant there wasn't much finesse to a lot of the linework (remember blacks and colour plates were applied separately, so the only way to be sure shading ended up in the right place was to shade with solid black or hatching). Every subsequent generation of artists has just played a weird game of telephone with it ever since.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I think wavy/kinky but I'm not about to start posting Spidey images in BSS.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Curly hair, slicked back. Here is the standard issue Osborne_hair.jpg (To the point that I googled "Norman Osborne hair" and this was the first result):



You wonder, does this man even know he's the go-to real life example of an idiosyncratic Steve Ditko hair portrayal? I like to think so.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
Man, Harry, don't sleep with product in your hair, your pillows are going to be gross.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Hey we were both right! Kismet and the Sphinxster!

I"m not including Alabaster White because I am super loving racist.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

SomeMathGuy posted:

Curly hair, slicked back. Here is the standard issue Osborne_hair.jpg (To the point that I googled "Norman Osborne hair" and this was the first result):



You wonder, does this man even know he's the go-to real life example of an idiosyncratic Steve Ditko hair portrayal? I like to think so.

Holy poo poo, I have never seen someone's hair do this and I'm a bit curious how he managed it. It does look exactly like the comic though, so I'm guessing thats it. My years of confusion are over.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Don't those sorts of uniforms all have a spot that's specifically meant to indicate where you should put the badge?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

A giant masterpiece for all the greatest world newspaper nerds!

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Pointing a gun at an armored truck with bulletproof windows will surely get those inside to give up!

Just Dan Again
Dec 16, 2012

Adventure!

RandomFerret posted:


Ballard Street


May we all find some brief joy before the end.

I... I think I'll go lie down...

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

WindyMan posted:

Pointing a gun at an armored truck with bulletproof windows will surely get those inside to give up!

Hell, an armored truck can probably just plow right over the Dangermobile without particular effort.

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Doesn't deny it, doesn't even blink an eye. Spidey knows he murdered that guy's dad and gives no shits.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Nancy gets vaporised by '80's pop culture. If only it were the end.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (April 30, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Two (July 10-12, 1952)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix



Out Our Way (January 28-29, 1927)



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (January 28-29, 1927)


Jeezaloo all our grandpas were disgusting.


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



"I don't care. I said GO SLOW, dammit!"

Rex Morgan MD

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*





"I wanted to be an entrepreneur, so I bought an ice cream truck"

(the truck is made of ice cream)

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

Big Ben Bolt


Awwww :3:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Non Sequitur



I still don't get who Wiley's trying to :iceburn: here. The "1%"or something?

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/29/2004



Zits



Kevin & Kell



Wait, isn't that the way it was supposed to be in the first place? Wasn't Wendell the "Easter Bunny in Training" or somesuch crap?

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac



The Creeps

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty




Mike du Jour




Intelligent Life




Retail


Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set celebrates the changing of the seasons.


Working Daze tries to stretch out a non-joke even further.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Non Sequitur



I still don't get who Wiley's trying to :iceburn: here. The "1%"or something?

It's a (bad) commentary on right-wing homophobes turning down LGBT customers. The old couple thinks the weird sailor guy might be gay due to his eccentricities, so now they're worried about eating at the same diner as him.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Gabriel Pope posted:

It's a (bad) commentary on right-wing homophobes turning down LGBT customers. The old couple thinks the weird sailor guy might be gay due to his eccentricities, so now they're worried about eating at the same diner as him.

Aw crap, yeah, I didn't plug in the "religion" component. I see now. Wiley's just so far above me... :v:

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life




Hahahaha David Reddick tried to talk to a woman and got all tongue-tied and hosed it up and then got all pissy when some filthy sexhaver suggested "being able to talk to women" is important. There's no other possible origin for these strips hahahahaha.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes



Ripley's

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Jamie Jackson of Salt Lake City must have some pretty lethal elbows.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Wow, she must have killed a lot of potential husbands.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

She also has an immense social circle. Either that or she stakes out random weddings, then pops up out of the bushes with a catcher's mitt as soon as the bouquet is in the air. Gotta be a lot of weddings in Salt Lake... Ci...

... that's really her MO, isn't it?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life



The phrase "genuine heart and character" makes me want to throw up.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

My Lovely Horse posted:

She also has an immense social circle. Either that or she stakes out random weddings, then pops up out of the bushes with a catcher's mitt as soon as the bouquet is in the air. Gotta be a lot of weddings in Salt Lake... Ci...

Not mentioned: 35 of those weddings were to the same groom

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (February 29, 1928)



Peanuts (May 1, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 31-February 1, 1927)



BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Wait, so it didn't rhyme when you originally wrote it? Publishing magically makes things rhyme? What?

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (January 31-February 1, 1927)


Took me a moment.

:smith:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Wanamingo posted:

Andertoons


Andertoons has seemed to of pretty much turned into boardroom meeting charts the comic and to be honest I'm pretty okay about that.

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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Hahaha, nice try, Billy. You're going to be a child forever.

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