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Masonity posted:You either have better masturbation techniques or worse sex than me! Oh this is actually pretty much exactly accurate to my recent experience, just not what I would have expected with expressions like "feels better than sex" and all of the hype associated with it. I guess it is a bit of a let down since it is something you mentally build up from around the time when you are 12 to whenever you manage to have your first experiences. KillHour posted:Edit: Have you only tried one position? Try doggie. I find positions where the girl is on top to not be very fun (for me) with a condom on because there's not as much up and down motion. I really want to do that but she was around a foot shorter than me and it seemed to be a problem. I heard of pillows though not sure how much it would really help. Most of the time she was on top because I figured she has a vast amount more experience than me and knows what she is doing. Also that it might be easier with the size issues. Thanks for all of the posts, I think it helps get my expectations a bit in check, and hopefully you got some enjoyment out of my goony neuroses I will go leave all of you alone now
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asvodel posted:Oh this is actually pretty much exactly accurate to my recent experience, just not what I would have expected with expressions like "feels better than sex" and all of the hype associated with it. I'm 6'3" and doggie works fine. Have her kneel at the edge of the bed and stand behind her. That way she can adjust her height to match. Being on the bottom is harder because you don't have control. If you're having issues keeping it up, that's probably why.
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Warning, some people have a penis too small to do doggie, hitting her when she laughs at you (she will laugh!) will not increase penis length.
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Turtlicious posted:Warning, some people have a penis too small to do doggie, hitting her when she laughs at you (she will laugh!) will not increase penis length. I feel like there's no way that's possible since her vagina is like right on your crotch. Doggy style is the deepest method of penetration I can think of short of cutting your dick off and using it like a dildo. Maybe if you had a micro penis it might be an issue? But I feel like sex in general would be an issue at that point.
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Have any of you guys experienced sleep sex? It's happened to me a few times where I'm dreaming and woke up finding myself 5 minutes into foreplay or full on intercourse.
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KillHour posted:Being on the bottom is harder because you don't have control. If you're having issues keeping it up, that's probably why. This seems like more of a personal thing, and not something that'd be true for all people. Like, I feel there'd be some significant variation in the population on this subject.
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hoobajoo posted:Trojans are one of the worse brands, but they were the ones I tried first and they have actual marketing, so can't blame you for that one. Try Skyn, Crown, or Kimono, those all have good reputations. Having marketing isn't necessarily a bad thing, Durex do and they're fine. I can see why anyone who is slightly thicker than average would have problems with Trojans, though; I tried them once and found they were both smaller and narrower than UK brands. I shall throw out the obligatory plug for theyfit.com, who make condoms in something like 77 different sizes and have a printable measuring kit. They used to do a goon discount, but I forget the code.
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I personally find that being on bottom and letting the woman take control makes it easier for me to not come too early. If I'm in missionary then I'm controlling the motion, and can only go the tempo that will get me off. Added bonus cowgirl let's me play with her clit, so she'll actually get off during. That's my experience with coming too quickly anyway, not very useful for not keeping it up. The one thing that kills my boner more than anything else though is psychological pressure, from anyone, even a preconceived notion of the activity. Had a mff once and it was great, but I couldn't get it up to gently caress one of them. I was comfortable with them, but the pressure of never having done that before got to me. Luckily they were mostly cool with it, and we just covered each other in hickies and scratches. Once again, it's all about just having a good time. (Smoke weed/butt stuff)
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John Lee posted:This seems like more of a personal thing, and not something that'd be true for all people. Like, I feel there'd be some significant variation in the population on this subject. I mean that it's harder to control your orgasms. Sometimes I'm on the bottom and I can't get there because the rhythm is off or whatever and sometimes I'm on the bottom and I cum in 30 seconds because the timing is just right and I can't pace myself or slow down. Either way, it's much harder to manage the experience if you're not in control of the movement.
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A good compromise to the pacing issue I've found with my SO is a vibrating/textured ring to stimulate the clit while in missionary. Cowgirl is good too because sometimes I just want to see what she thinks works, and her view of missionary is basically the same, but there's way less effort needed for me because any ol' friction for long enough seems to do the trick.
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Jedit posted:Having marketing isn't necessarily a bad thing, Durex do and they're fine. I can see why anyone who is slightly thicker than average would have problems with Trojans, though; I tried them once and found they were both smaller and narrower than UK brands. I meant buying Trojans is understandable, even though they're bad, because they have a lot of marketing. Not that it's the marketing that makes them bad, that'd just be silly.
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bowmore posted:Have any of you guys experienced sleep sex? It's happened to me a few times where I'm dreaming and woke up finding myself 5 minutes into foreplay or full on intercourse. That won't fly in court, trust me
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bowmore posted:Have any of you guys experienced sleep sex? It's happened to me a few times where I'm dreaming and woke up finding myself 5 minutes into foreplay or full on intercourse. Once, with my wife. She got into bed after I'd gone to sleep and gave me a kiss and I was just awake enough or whatever to react and I was on top of her (in a good way) when I woke up. I think she triggered some dream of mine or something because as I was waking up it all felt very natural that I should be doing what I was doing.
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My wife says I tend to get "handsy" in the middle of the night sometimes and she has to bat me away. Never had any recollection of this happening though, and it's never progressed to foreplay or full-blown sex.
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Newer sex havers: try masturbating with a condom on! You'll have more opportunities to figure out what brand works best for your dillz, how much lube feels good, and you can get your dick used to the sensation of safe sex so you'll stop barebacking on the first date jfc. Also relax, enjoy yourself, stop overthinking it you goony goons.
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Geoj posted:My wife says I tend to get "handsy" in the middle of the night sometimes and she has to bat me away. I get more than just handsy and it seems to happen the more exhausted I was before going to bed. Its a thing and theres a name for it. It seems to subside a bit with age and getting some regularly. Thankfully my wife doesn't mind and has claimed to miss it from time to time.
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QuelleFuck posted:Newer sex havers: try masturbating with a condom on! You'll have more opportunities to figure out what brand works best for your dillz, how much lube feels good, and you can get your dick used to the sensation of safe sex so you'll stop barebacking on the first date jfc. Also, jerking off with a condom on makes cleanup easier. #Lifehack
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Sexsomnia. It's a thing. I've woken up before, mid-coitus, because I didn't wake up when Mr. Cookie was being handsy in his sleep, and things just progressed. Happens during times of stress and/or extended lack of sleep--same triggers as many other sleep disorders. It's a comical, mild annoyance for me at worst.
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Umm I loving love sleep sex
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bobula posted:Umm I loving love sleep sex Wet dreams are not "sleep sex".
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I'm an antsy person, so if my boyfriend is getting all grabby fingers at me in his sleep, I can't imagine me not waking up for it. Although now I'm wondering how many times we've had sex while he's still partially asleep.
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cash crab posted:I'm an antsy person, so if my boyfriend is getting all grabby fingers at me in his sleep, I can't imagine me not waking up for it. Although now I'm wondering how many times we've had sex while he's still partially asleep. It happens more than you think. Last time I had morning sex with my girlfriend, I had no idea she was still asleep until she woke up mid-coitus and said "Oh hi! What's up?" Then again, she's a REALLY deep sleeper and tends to sleep talk. We've had whole conversations she swears never happened and I've woken up to her burying my face in her boobs more than once.  Edit: If you sleep (literally) with someone regularly, it's probably a good idea to establish ground-rules regarding sleep sex. I personally don't care if a girl I'm with wants to have a little fun-time in the middle of the night but some people understandably don't like it. KillHour fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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I've never had sleep sex to my knowledge, but the concept is one of the things that creeps me out, because it is technically rape, and from then on your partner can ruin your entire life any time they want. You couldn't even deny it to a judge; "Well, yes, I had sex with her when she didn't consent nor was capable of consent, but I guess I just didn't think it was a big deal at the time?" Better not really piss your SO off ever again!
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If everyone consents in advance, it's not rape, duh. If it was years ago like in your example, your partner could just as easily make up way worse total lies. With zero proof, nobody would care. My best advice would be not to rape anyone and also not to date crazy, vengeful strawmen.
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I can't get off unless she's technically raping me. Stop kinkshaming.
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John Lee posted:I've never had sleep sex to my knowledge, but the concept is one of the things that creeps me out, because it is technically rape, and from then on your partner can ruin your entire life any time they want. You couldn't even deny it to a judge; "Well, yes, I had sex with her when she didn't consent nor was capable of consent, but I guess I just didn't think it was a big deal at the time?" Consent is one of those things that sounds like it should be straight forward, but really isn't. Like, if both parties are drunk, was there consent? How about high? If both parties are sleeping? If one of the parties is sleeping but the other one doesn't know (like in my case)? You could go by the standard of needing an explicit "Yes, let's have sex," but that's pretty rare in practice and it's possible to give explicit consent without being mentally capable of doing so (such as in the examples above). Sometimes, you just have to trust that the person you're with knows your boundries and won't take advantage of them.
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John Lee posted:I've never had sleep sex to my knowledge, but the concept is one of the things that creeps me out, because it is technically rape, and from then on your partner can ruin your entire life any time they want. You couldn't even deny it to a judge; "Well, yes, I had sex with her when she didn't consent nor was capable of consent, but I guess I just didn't think it was a big deal at the time?" Since this is an advice thread, I advise you not to have sex with anyone again until you learn what consent is, in terms of sexuality. In fact, you should avoid masturbating, because you will, in all likelihood, end up raping yourself. Direct question: Which happens more often: false rape accusations or unreported rapes?
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KillHour posted:It happens more than you think. Last time I had morning sex with my girlfriend, I had no idea she was still asleep until she woke up mid-coitus and said "Oh hi! What's up?" Then again, she's a REALLY deep sleeper and tends to sleep talk. We've had whole conversations she swears never happened and I've woken up to her burying my face in her boobs more than once. you raped her
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Crap posted:you raped her Oh no! Will the police know? What will my mother think? Is that why she only made me 2 strips of bacon that morning? 
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Yeah my girlfriend has had whole conversations with me that she didn't realise that I was sleep talking until the next day it's freaking weird!
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Can we not go down this path? It's going to end poorly for everyone involed, let's talk about porn instead. I learned a lot from debby does dallas 44, especially what true desperation looks like.
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Edit: ^^ You're no fun.bowmore posted:Yeah my girlfriend has had whole conversations with me that she didn't realise that I was sleep talking until the next day Were they sexy conversations? You might have gotten word-raped. Better go to the police, just in case.
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KillHour posted:Were they sexy conversations? You might have gotten word-raped. Better go to the police, just in case.
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I've answered the phone and had a (probably strange) conversation while sleeping, apparently.
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If you rob a bank while sleeping, are you criminally responsible? This is important! Please send the answer to my lawyer; TIA. Edit: "PYF things you've done while sleeping."
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But my favorite things I've done while sleeping, I don't remember, because I was sleeping. (also if you rob a bank while sleeping, no you are not legally responsible, at least so I'd imagine with the assault and murder cases where the culprit was asleep at the time) -Edited for clarity John Lee fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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KillHour posted:Edit: "PYF things you've done while sleeping." sex urinate
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Every time I go to the toilet during the night I'm a little bit afraid that I'm actually still dreaming and pissing the bed right nowTurtlicious posted:Can we not go down this path? It's going to end poorly for everyone involed, let's talk about porn instead. I learned a lot from debby does dallas 44, especially what true desperation looks like. swap.avi told me that there is no hope for mankind
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I'm told that as a pre-teen I would sometimes in the middle of the night be found sitting up in bed with my eyes wide open, and confuse my parents with gibberish until they realized I was asleep
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