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ayn rand hand job posted:ed nevermind the reason british people like them is that they make the bang noise before you get your lovely paper hat and cracker jack box toy. americans make the bang noise with a variety of things constantly and as such don''t bother with them
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Apr 24, 2015 00:09
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ayn rand hand job posted:ed nevermind i have never met anyone named ed irl
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Nintendo Kid posted:americans make the bang noise with a variety of things constantly Most notably, your mom
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Improbable Lobster posted:i have never met anyone named ed irl boy do i have a ham radio net for you
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Nintendo Kid posted:the reason british people like them is that they make the bang noise before you get your lovely paper hat and cracker jack box toy. actually it's all about the terrible unfunny jokes much like etc
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Apr 24, 2015 00:13
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bucketmouse posted:apparently we can't be trusted with Christmas crackers either because of ~~choking hazards~~ this perspective is afforded to you from the extreme helicopter privilege you already benefit hugely from and take for granted
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Apr 24, 2015 00:25
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Mido posted:this perspective is afforded to you from the extreme helicopter privilege you already benefit hugely from and take for granted i think i missed the worst of it by 5-6 years but probably to some extent. i built poo poo out of cardboard with boxcutters and hotglue all the time as a preteen and can only remember one babysitter ever batting an eye over it this particular case was w/r/t a relative bitching about not being able to get them last christmas citing that reason and it stuck in my mind as weird even by kid safety standards
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Apr 24, 2015 06:34
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seriously though christmas crackers aint banned in the us or even not carried by stores, unless you live somewhere real rural maybe. people just don't want to buy them because they kinda suck. bucketmouse posted:i think i missed the worst of it by 5-6 years but probably to some extent. i built poo poo out of cardboard with boxcutters and hotglue all the time as a preteen and can only remember one babysitter ever batting an eye over it what even is this, do you believe dumb nerd facebook forwards? this is like the young adult version of the war on christmas
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Apr 24, 2015 07:08
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Nintendo Kid posted:seriously though christmas crackers aint banned in the us or even not carried by stores, unless you live somewhere real rural maybe. making your own crackers can be kind of novel, so long as you remember to put in your own awful dad jokes
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Apr 24, 2015 07:33
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO INVENTED LIFESAVERS? THEY SAY HE MADE A MINT!
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Apr 24, 2015 08:20
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my parents bought a huge package of them or something, so tehre's enough of the poo poo things for the next 12 christmases over at their house. they are terrible but that's the point, that's the fun. you suffer the jokes together and put on the silly hats and trade the dumb trinkets.
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Apr 24, 2015 08:22
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Jonny 290 posted:25 years ago we literally made loving lawn darts illegal because one child may have gotten hurt, somewhere, once a long time ago, my pops promised that when we moved into the new house we'd get a lawn darts set. they got banned two weeks before we moved in. mega owned
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Apr 24, 2015 16:16
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Suspicious Dish posted:DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO INVENTED LIFESAVERS? i hate you so much right now
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Apr 24, 2015 16:30
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Migishu posted:i hate you so much right now
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Apr 24, 2015 17:22
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SCARECROW WHO WON THE NOBEL PRIZE? HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!
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Apr 24, 2015 17:28
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Suspicious Dish posted:DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SCARECROW WHO WON THE NOBEL PRIZE? What kind of work could a scarecrow possibly do that would earn him the Nobel prize? A scarecrow is not sentient or ambulatory and would probably find a hard time being recognized by the Nobel committee. That's stupid. It's like saying that you nominated a table for a peace prize because someone signed important papers on it. Get a clue retard.
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Apr 24, 2015 17:30
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^^^ every time I make a joke on Facebook
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Apr 24, 2015 17:31
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PipeRifle posted:What kind of work could a scarecrow possibly do that would earn him the Nobel prize? A scarecrow is not sentient or ambulatory and would probably find a hard time being recognized by the Nobel committee. That's stupid. It's like saying that you nominated a table for a peace prize because someone signed important papers on it. Get a clue retard. any scarecrow has been better for the whole of humanity than henry kissinger
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Apr 24, 2015 17:31
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO SATELLITES THAT GOT MARRIED? THE WEDDING WASN'T MUCH, BUT THE RECEPTION WAS INCREDIBLE!
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Apr 24, 2015 17:33
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Suspicious Dish posted:DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO SATELLITES THAT GOT MARRIED? you're my daughter's new favourite poster
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Apr 24, 2015 17:50
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHEESE FACTORY THAT EXPLODED IN FRANCE? THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT BUT DE BRIE!
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Apr 24, 2015 18:05
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this is the best thread in yospos rn
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Apr 24, 2015 18:07
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uncurable mlady posted:this is the best thread in yospos rn
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Apr 24, 2015 18:36
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oh christmas poppers, that's what y'all are talking about
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Apr 24, 2015 18:44
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JawnV6 posted:oh christmas poppers, that's what y'all are talking about amyl nitrate makes a great christmas gift though
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Apr 24, 2015 18:51
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pocketextender/pocket-extenders-for-big-screen-phones?ref=city The First Lesson: Our first setback occurred one week before launch. Samples were supposed to be made and instead, not one piece delivered was up to our standards in quality: stitching was crooked, lines were completely off, design was completely changed, and dimensions were incorrect by over 1 inch. There was absolutely NO WAY we would allow any of our supporters or the members of the press to get their hands on these. Due to this issue, and in order to stay on schedule for launch date, the product pictured was not professionally made. Rest assured, when you support Pocket Extenders, the product will be professionally made to all correct specs (Yay to more crooked lines!). Problem was solved and we are again smooth sailing. Like all things, risks and challenges are always involved. Like all challenges, solutions exist. I've accounted for potential setbacks (supplies, labor, production costs, etc.) by spending hours on research before conception. I have worked endless hours sourcing out the perfect fabric, drawing up the best design, convincing a friend to help create the prototype (a necessity for someone with no sewing skills) and finally, Pocket Extenders are ready to share with all of you. I have on board several seamstresses and tailors that I have developed great relationships with and who support and believe in the product design. i had some friends sew this lovely thing, give me money and i'll actually pay someone to make something no one will buy. there is no second lesson
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Apr 24, 2015 18:53
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PipeRifle posted:amyl nitrate makes a great christmas gift though lol
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Apr 24, 2015 18:55
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PipeRifle posted:amyl nitrate makes a great christmas gift though
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Apr 24, 2015 19:31
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once at roskilde festival we had poppers & a swedish guy wanted to try, but he was so drunk he drank it i dunno what happened to him after that
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Apr 24, 2015 19:32
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pocketextender/pocket-extenders-for-big-screen-phones?ref=city dat booty tho
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Apr 24, 2015 19:37
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PipeRifle posted:What kind of work could a scarecrow possibly do that would earn him the Nobel prize? A scarecrow is not sentient or ambulatory and would probably find a hard time being recognized by the Nobel committee. That's stupid. It's like saying that you nominated a table for a peace prize because someone signed important papers on it. Get a clue retard. The Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences
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Apr 25, 2015 02:15
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Why did snoop dog bring an umbrella? lil wayne was outside
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Apr 25, 2015 03:43
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Wild EEPROM posted:Why did snoop dog bring an umbrella? what's brown and rhymes with snoop dr dre
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Apr 25, 2015 14:53
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computer parts posted:what's brown and rhymes with snoop 
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Apr 27, 2015 11:46
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swim in the Thames! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/thamesbaths/thames-baths-a-new-beautiful-lido-for-the-river-th?ref=popular
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Apr 29, 2015 08:45
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i like this. i would look at it once then put it down and never touch it again https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/950135094/pocket-universes-customizable-infinity-cube-kits?ref=popular
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Apr 29, 2015 08:47
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wozfans.com! no, not for people who adore steve wozniak, the lovable goof of apple's yesteryear has put four fans on an outdoor umbrella clamp! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/734206286/wozfans-the-ultimate-summer-fan?ref=popular
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Do you remember? goons said Filipino food was garbage. Kickstarter would like to help change that. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/842410820/bad-saint-filipino-food-in-washington-dc?ref=popular
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:wozfans.com! "I bet if you created a kick starter no matter what it is it'll get funded"
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