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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The Last Witch thunter?

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Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

No, silly, it's The Last Witch+hunter

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Fayez Butts posted:

No, silly, it's The Last Witch+hunter

Is he the last hunter of witches, or a witch and a hunter? Or the last hunter, and there's a last witch, as well.

Works on a lot of levels. Sounds like a heady movie.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Romantic comedy about the last witch and last hunter hooking up.

So is that a western movie version of The Witcher or what then?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Joking and dumb poster aside, I'm okay with Vin Diesel doing more ridiculous action movies.

muscles like this? posted:

The Last Witch thunter?

also thunt is probably still dead

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Jokes about political incorrectness in TYOOL2015???

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Is there something even politically incorrect about the Human Centipede?

I thought it was just disgusting.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think since the second one, they've been trying for a slight meta comedy angle or something, since this and 2 are both based on people getting their inspiration from the first movie.

What I wanna know is does anyone even care about Human Centipede in The Year of Luigi 2015?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Jay Rust posted:

I had never heard of Richie Rich on Netflix.



What a cool dude!!!

Everything about this image, except for the "NETFLIX" looks like a VHS cover from 1995.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Jokes about political incorrectness in TYOOL2015???

Stop doing this, you loving tyool.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

CharlestheHammer posted:

Is there something even politically incorrect about the Human Centipede?

I thought it was just disgusting.

Maybe they're gonna pull a Sharknado 3 and get weirdly conservative out of nowhere.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Waffleman_ posted:

I think since the second one, they've been trying for a slight meta comedy angle or something, since this and 2 are both based on people getting their inspiration from the first movie.

What I wanna know is does anyone even care about Human Centipede in The Year of Luigi 2015?

There was a second one?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I find this notion of "look at how offensive we are! We're so edgy!" to be so loving desperate. "100% Politcially Incorrect?" gently caress off.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Vagabundo posted:

I find this notion of "look at how offensive we are! We're so edgy!" to be so loving desperate. "100% Politcially Incorrect?" gently caress off.

The series was inspired by a guy in a bar saying that he thought sex offenders should have their mouths sewn to each others' anuses as punishment, the whole series is just gross and obnoxious on every level.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Has anyone made a Human Centipede game that is just snake but you run into people to get bigger instead of eating things, cause if not, missed opportunity

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen


I wish this movie was called Kevin Bacon Cop Car instead of Cop Car, starring Kevin Bacon

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Probably, in which case I'm totally down. Subject matter aside a new Gaspar Noe film is always reason to celebrate since they always take so drat long, only four films in like almost twenty years. :(

The main reason to celebrate a Gaspar Noe movie is because it will be at least five years until the next one. He's a vile piece of poo poo who hates women and I would have no problem if every copy of every one of his movies was burned.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Red_Museum posted:

I wish this movie was called Kevin Bacon Cop Car instead of Cop Car, starring Kevin Bacon

I wish it was about Kevin Cop driving his Bacon Car. Alas, the typesetting was not on my side.

goodog
Nov 3, 2007

Red_Museum posted:



I wish this movie was called Kevin Bacon Cop Car instead of Cop Car, starring Kevin Bacon

Wow, a minimalist poster that actually made me curious and invested in what the movie is about.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jedit posted:

The main reason to celebrate a Gaspar Noe movie is because it will be at least five years until the next one. He's a vile piece of poo poo who hates women and I would have no problem if every copy of every one of his movies was burned.

What's so bad about him?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Mr. Flunchy posted:

What's so bad about him?

Dude, can't you read? He hates women. Jedit says so it is.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Cialis Railman posted:

There was a second one?

Yeah, it was about a guy watching the first movie and trying to replicate it.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Ariza posted:

Dude, can't you read? He hates women. Jedit says so it is.

I don't think I could get along with someone that hates women. Women are cool.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I don't think I could get along with someone that hates women. Women are cool.

I'm cancelling my weekend plans with Gaspar Noe right away in light of this new information

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Enter the Void is a cool movie

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Terminator just says gently caress it and puts the spoiler right in the poster.



EDIT: Just noticed T-800 bowling ball. :lol:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

...Which part is a spoiler?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Words cannot express how poor that movie looks. Everything from the EW reveal to this poster has been dog poo poo.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Vintersorg posted:

Terminator just says gently caress it and puts the spoiler right in the poster.



EDIT: Just noticed T-800 bowling ball. :lol:

what time is this airing on syfy

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Vintersorg posted:

Terminator just says gently caress it and puts the spoiler right in the poster.



EDIT: Just noticed T-800 bowling ball. :lol:

I'm red-green colorblind, meaning that in that poster it looks to me like Arnold's gone completely cross-eyed. This somehow improves the poster.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Aphrodite posted:

...Which part is a spoiler?

John Connor is a Terminator

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

CharlestheHammer posted:

Is there something even politically incorrect about the Human Centipede?

I thought it was just disgusting.

The Centipede Party tells it like it is.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Aphrodite posted:

...Which part is a spoiler?

That's John Connor in the center.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vintersorg posted:

John Connor is a Terminator
Does this even need to be spoiled considering they put it in the drat trailer? It's not even some neat surprise that would make the movie worth seeing.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Some people like going in fresh.

Darwin Phasetrot
Apr 20, 2015

You're all just skeletons
trying to fool me.



That's a great poster, though.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Vintersorg posted:

Some people like going in fresh.

Seeing that its on the poster I have a feeling the only way to avoid that info is to shut yourself in a cave because it's going to be front and center for their ad campaign.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Khaleesi must have gotten a boob job.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

Khaleesi must have gotten a boob job.

It's the Kiera Knightley poster treatment.

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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

kiimo posted:

Khaleesi must have gotten a boob job.

That's Keira Knightley King Arthur style boob bullshit right there. Jesus!

edit: beaten

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