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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm happy that my team's quarterback is Andy Dalton.

Atticus Finch posted:

He is very good and sexy.

You guys are loving crazy.

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Andy Dalton....
He's real good!
Ryan Tannehill...
He's good too!
Two top twenty dudes right there. Good stats, good guys.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Thats fairly surprising.

@RapSheet
#Seahawks don’t plan on picking up 5th-year option for pass-rusher Bruce Irvin, I’m told.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Andy Dalton is the worst starting quarterback in the AFC North.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm happy that my team's quarterback is Andy Dalton.

Let's see you say that in prime time.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
cleveland no

quote:

Rapoport noted via a source that any deal to Tennessee would involve both of Cleveland's first-round picks this year plus more.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Tannehill is undefeated in the playoffs

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Atticus Finch posted:

cleveland no

Cleveland yes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Atticus Finch posted:

cleveland no

:hellyeah:

Blitz7x posted:

Cleveland yes

this guy gets it

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Atticus Finch posted:

cleveland no

Technically Johnny Football constitutes a "plus more"

Either way

Blitz7x posted:

Cleveland yes

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Atticus Finch posted:

cleveland no
Let maximum chaos reign.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Too bad the Raiders picked up that 3rd win, I would much prefer Oakland (or Jax) to be in position to land these picks in a trade than the Titans.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Every Giants beat guy is pretty insistent they'll take one of the OL dudes.

The most boring draft. Get me one of those WRs!

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

kalensc posted:

Too bad the Raiders picked up that 3rd win, I would much prefer Oakland (or Jax) to be in position to land these picks in a trade than the Titans.
The second time in like three years the Jaguars gift something great in the draft to a division rival because they beat them the year before :argh:

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Tannehill is the middle-of-the-road quarterback that Miami deserves.

What? If anything we deserve to get the next Luck-type super QB. Have you seen the list of them since Marino? We are approaching peak Browns QB hijinx here.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Bort Bortles posted:

The second time in like three years the Jaguars gift something great in the draft to a division rival because they beat them the year before :argh:

your forgetting that the titans were one non-block field goal away from having the #1 overall pick

edit:

davecrazy posted:

Every Giants beat guy is pretty insistent they'll take one of the OL dudes.

The most boring draft. Get me one of those WRs!

what a wrong opinion

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Atticus Finch posted:

quote:

Rapoport noted via a source that any deal to Tennessee would involve both of Cleveland's first-round picks this year plus more.
cleveland no

whats ironic is that one of those picks is from Buffalo's draft crazyness last year

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Nostalgia4Butts posted:


whats ironic is that one of those picks is from Buffalo's draft crazyness last year

the titans thank you for your contribution to the Luck destroyer

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kalensc posted:

Too bad the Raiders picked up that 3rd win, I would much prefer Oakland (or Jax) to be in position to land these picks in a trade than the Titans.

ew no

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

kalensc posted:

Too bad the Raiders picked up that 3rd win, I would much prefer Oakland (or Jax) to be in position to land these picks in a trade than the Titans.

man Oakland beating Buffalo didn't work out for ANYONE last season

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

man Oakland beating Buffalo didn't work out for ANYONE last season

i disagree

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Metapod posted:

i disagree
Same.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

AradoBalanga posted:

Let maximum chaos reign.

Chip, you know what is required of you.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Coldforge posted:

49ers are getting alternate uniforms this year :dance:

http://www.49ers.com/news/article-2...hort_code=2wdg1

It's probably going to be a black uniform and not a particularly good look for the team.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Coldforge posted:

49ers are getting alternate uniforms this year :dance:

http://www.49ers.com/news/article-2...hort_code=2wdg1

Please use one of the throwback logos, please please.



I hope they modernize this logo to a suit-wearing executive shooting himself in the foot.

Gonz posted:

Chip Kelly suffers a nervous breakdown on live TV and starts drafting Oregon players who didn't even declare for the draft. Then he moves on to drafting assistant Oregon coaches and cheerleaders and professors.

If Chip drafts Puddles the Duck, Tebow2Puddles will win Super Bowls together.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

davecrazy posted:

Every Giants beat guy is pretty insistent they'll take one of the OL dudes.

The most boring draft. Get me one of those WRs!

WRONG

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

PantsFreeZone posted:

What? If anything we deserve to get the next Luck-type super QB. Have you seen the list of them since Marino? We are approaching peak Browns QB hijinx here.

Miami failed to get a ring with a top 5 all time QB, they had their shot

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


OL drafts are extremely my poo poo

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Dammit, I'm hyped for today. I shouldn't be, but I'm hyped.

This team isn't going to get more than six wins next year anyway, go out from the start in a blaze of trade glory.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Probably Magic posted:

Dammit, I'm hyped for today. I shouldn't be, but I'm hyped.

This team isn't going to get more than six wins next year anyway, go out from the start in a blaze of trade glory.

I'm excited to see which injured player the Lions will end up drafting, apparently having never learned their lesson from Jahvid Best and Ryan Broyles.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Makes sense for Seattle.

quote:

A league source tells Profootballtalk.com that "chatter has already emerged" of the Seahawks trading SLB Bruce Irvin to the Falcons.

The Seahawks are declining Irvin's fifth-year option for 2016, which hints at Irvin not being in good standing with the team. New Falcons coach Dan Quinn was Irvin's defensive coordinator in Seattle. Atlanta is so needy at pass rusher that we could envision them both acquiring Irvin and using the No. 8 overall pick on another one. We suspect 27-year-old Irvin could fetch a third-round pick.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Makes sense for Seattle.

thats the most believable trade scenario I've heard floated regarding the Falcons.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol their stats aren't even close though tannehill makes Dalton look like a backup when you look at raw numbers

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Would take Tannethrill because of the hot rear end wife factor. If you can win that big off the field then damnit, there must be hope for on the field too.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Santheb posted:

Would take Tannethrill because of the hot rear end wife factor. If you can win that big off the field then damnit, there must be hope for on the field too.

Sanchez was rolling with Kate Upton, Eva Longoria, and a host of 17 year olds.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

davecrazy posted:

Every Giants beat guy is pretty insistent they'll take one of the OL dudes.

The most boring draft. Get me one of those WRs!

With Cruz and ODB that seems kinda silly. Or are you worried Cruz won't be his old self when he comes back?

Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

Ozu posted:

Sanchez was rolling with Kate Upton, Eva Longoria, and a host of 17 year olds.

Sanchez is an All-Pro when it comes to the dating scene. He's like a young Jeter

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Ozu posted:

Sanchez was rolling with Kate Upton, Eva Longoria, and a host of 17 year olds.

Are those relationships on the same spot on the timeline as the two championship game appearances or do they occur later during the dreaded lead up to the butt fumble.

Also as a Redskins fan, I'm not sure if I'm rooting for Chip to trade away half the team and all their picks, or if I want Chip to be ready to pull the trigger and whoops, too late, Chargers/Browns beat you to it.

Either is acceptable and funny, I guess.

Santheb fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Apr 30, 2015

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
When does draft stuff actually begin tonight and what channel is it on?

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Petey posted:

When does draft stuff actually begin tonight and what channel is it on?

I think the actual draft begins at 8 and is on both ESPN and NFL Network. The pre-draft stuff will dominate both channels all day.

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