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The only EU I would've accepted as canon was Robot Chicken.
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SaltLick posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Davin_Felth This is quite possibly the dumbest poo poo I've read so far.
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Wedge has probably two minutes of actual screentime but does a ton of EU poo poo, I dunno if that beats out guys with literally one line who who have a short story written about them or whatever.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Marcia_Lucasquote:Marcia Lucas (née Griffin) is an American film editor. She met George Lucas when Verna Fields hired her to work as an assistant editor to George while editing US Information Agency documentaries, and they were married between 1969 and 1983. They adopted one daughter, Amanda, who was born in 1981. That's the entire thing.
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Hadaka Apron posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Marcia_Lucas It's weird and kinda sad that wookiepedia has edited her out exactly like George did. http://www.shockandahh.com/2013/05/the-secret-history-of-star-wars.html It's not the full secret history of star wars article but it hits the major points George H.W. Cunt fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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SaltLick posted:It's weird and kinda sad that wookiepedia has edited her out exactly like George did. Looking at the history, it just seems like no one ever bothered to fill the article out in the first place.
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5er posted:The only EU I would've accepted as canon was Robot Chicken. No kidding. Robot Chicken Sheev, best Sheev. Also, I like that they just take the wind out of Boba Fett's sails whenever the chance, such as him sexually harassing Han while he's frozen or when he's stuck hallucinating while being digested in the Sarlaac.
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Hadaka Apron posted:That's the entire thing. It's fitting that a wiki dedicated to and accepting of all the horrible stuff in the Star Wars universe would have such a short article about the person most responsible for the first Star Wars being good.
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's fitting that a wiki dedicated to and accepting of all the horrible stuff in the Star Wars universe would have such a short article about the person most responsible for the first Star Wars being good. Eh, a lot of her contributions have been overstated but she definitely deserves much more than that near-stub.
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Apr 30, 2015 18:08
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She edited Star Wars from garbage to a classic.
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Groovelord Neato posted:She edited Star Wars and butchered George's ~*~vision~*~.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!|
Let's be fair, George saw the initial edit and realized it was a disaster, so he fired the original editor and hired her. He had enough common sense back then to make good decisions some of the time.
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Didn't Lucas say that Empire was the weakest of all the movies?
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Blistex posted:Didn't Lucas say that Empire was the weakest of all the movies? Clearly not enough Ewoks for his tastes
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Blistex posted:Didn't Lucas say that Empire was the weakest of all the movies? http://www.slashfilm.com/geroge-lucas-says-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-movie/ quote:On Wednesday, George Lucas said that Empire Strikes Back was the worst film in the Star Wars series. Sometimes I’m not sure if Lucas is trying to be funny. In this case I really hope so. He can’t be that clueless, can he? Lucas should have employed someone to do the exact opposite of everything he said.
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When I was little I liked Jedi the best. I thought the Ewoks were cute.  http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=starwars.htm Apparently Jedi was narrowly more popular in theaters during the initial run. Maybe George measures goodness in
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Blistex posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/MSE-6-series_repair_droid How about the little rat thing Jabba ate? Was it Force sensitive? How many Death Star plans did it steal?
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The Bible posted:How about the little rat thing Jabba ate? Was it Force sensitive? How many Death Star plans did it steal? Salacious Crumb? He might have not been Force-sensitive or stole the Death Star plans, but he was apparently some sort of criminal espionage genius who was working to overthrow Jabba.
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The Bible posted:How about the little rat thing Jabba ate? Was it Force sensitive? How many Death Star plans did it steal? You mean the frog snack things? They might be the first creature I've looked up that wan't a force sensative http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Klatooine_paddy_frog [e] or the snack frogs from TPM which were also food instead of secret rebel agents http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gorg Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 06:35 on May 1, 2015 |
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Ivor Biggun posted:[e] or the snack frogs from TPM which were also food instead of secret rebel agents wookiepenis posted:In Huttese, "hot chubas" were called "hotsa chuba". Someone at some point in time thought that was a real important edit.
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Ivor Biggun posted:http://www.slashfilm.com/geroge-lucas-says-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-movie/ To be honest I feel that Empire really drags at some points, the whole bit with luke and yoda dicking about in the swamp is pretty slow and there is a lot of faffing about in cloud city before anything happens.
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:
lol i have most of these in my attic
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a pipe smoking dog posted:To be honest I feel that Empire really drags at some points, the whole bit with luke and yoda dicking about in the swamp is pretty slow and there is a lot of faffing about in cloud city before anything happens. Huh, those are probably my favorite scenes in the trilogy, aside from the bit where Luke puts the final smackdown on Vader in ROTJ with that awesome musical cue.
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Empire was too depressing for me when I was a kid. New Hope all the way.
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I liked Empire because the Imperials win.
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 "Wow, these guys definitely aren't cool as hell. I hope the faggots in the orange jumpsuits kick their asses." -- a loving retard
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I liked Empire because the Imperials win. Same.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:
I dunno, look at the trooper in the middle right standing there really awkwardly in his package-defining armor that makes it look kinda like he's wearing tighty-whiteys
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loquacius posted:I dunno, look at the trooper in the middle right standing there really awkwardly in his package-defining armor that makes it look kinda like he's wearing tighty-whiteys Hes just into autoerotic asphyxiation, please dont shame. a pipe smoking dog posted:To be honest I feel that Empire really drags at some points, the whole bit with luke and yoda dicking about in the swamp is pretty slow and there is a lot of faffing about in cloud city before anything happens. "I dont like the best part of the movie"
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Imperial Walkers, who keeps making them so easy to push over Seems like a poor design but that's kind of the Empire's thing isn't it
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Dely Apple posted:Imperial Walkers, who keeps making them so easy to push over If only Veers had listened to Davin Felth....
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if they had their feet even just a small amount further apart they wouldnt fall over...
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Dely Apple posted:Imperial Walkers, who keeps making them so easy to push over Read this in a Jerry Seinfeld voice
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loquacius posted:Read this in a Jerry Seinfeld voice  Big surprise there.I have a vague memory of reading a Star Wars book as a child. I think Chewbacca was the protagonist, and he was teamed up with some non-mammalian species that was only intelligent during the larval stage. The author went into a bit of detail about how once they become butterflies (or whatever) they turn into ravenous, mindless gently caress machines. Does anyone have any idea what story that might be, and/or the name of the species?
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Mr. Horrible posted:
Well, poo poo, that sounds like my Saturday nights
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bunnyofdoom posted:Well, poo poo, that sounds like my Saturday nights i assume you mean the part where you're reading star wars books
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Fetus Tree posted:i assume you mean the part where you're reading star wars books And crying myself to sleep
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Here's pages and pages of '78 Lucas being the voice of reason and storytelling, it's weird http://moedred.livejournal.com/2009/03/04/
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Mr. Horrible posted:
You were reading Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, and while Chewie is in it, he's not the main character. Also the species that did what you're talking about were called Ruurians, and the one that Han and Chewie were hanging out with was named Skynx. Honestly those Han Solo books were pretty great compared to the bulk of EU crap. Helps that they're from like 1979. That particular book ended with Solo and Chewie finding a lost treasure ship full of the great war machines of some evil overlord, and then realizing it was all worthless because technological progression had rendered everything in the ship obsolete.
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