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The ending plot twist is that it was Daredevil dressed up like spider-man the whole time. Wolverine was in on it, but thought it was funny. EDIT: Oh, hello new page Majuju posted:Kalan, Failla, Saito & Herring
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 22:54 |
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Wait... seriously?!
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 23:43 |
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Gaz-L posted:Wait... seriously?! Not in the least bit. The whole issue was great, I think my favorite part was SM calling Sinister Teddy and Harry Sinister throughout the entire thing.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 00:05 |
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day? I'm sure a couple of them have teaching certificates from the bull poo poo school Xavier ran way back in the day.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 00:09 |
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Lurdiak posted:That could not be more of an edit. I can't find the original, so assume it's real.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:00 |
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day? Even though Peter was a teacher I believe he didn't actually have a certificate or anything like that. He was hired on to a struggling school that couldn't get anyone else so they had relaxed standards.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:07 |
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Hey, this certificate is for 'Peter Parker', not 'Spider-Man!'
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:12 |
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SynthOrange posted:Multiversity #2: Considering how loving much I hate the Batman: Vampire series, this is some genius comedic gold right here.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 08:12 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Considering how loving much I hate the Batman: Vampire series, this is some genius comedic gold right here. Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character. Just proves Animated Batman is best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 09:03 |
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Say Nothing posted:I'm having the hardest time figuring out what is really and what is parody in this thread.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 11:38 |
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Baron Bifford posted:Where are Veronica's nipples? A question young men have been asking for decades now...
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 12:38 |
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Majuju posted:SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #6 2015 The Big Gay Logan is canon, and it's Spidey's go-to dance move.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:17 |
BIG HEADLINE posted:Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character. Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics Kingdom Come
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:19 |
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Ghostlight posted:I would have guessed a long black, You're thinking of The Midnighter.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:28 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics He only orders it well-done so Superman can do that heat vision thing later in the scene.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:53 |
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He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 17:03 |
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Endless Mike posted:He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED. Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 17:59 |
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Rhyno posted:Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef. Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:21 |
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter? E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:22 |
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Skwirl posted:Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak. I do not disagree.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:22 |
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So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:25 |
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. The Superman that got killed by Superboy-Prime had some grey hair. And the Superman in One Million seemed to be made entirely out of gold.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:27 |
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thespaceinvader posted:Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter? And Supergirl waitress is just over this job. Honestly, the Power Girl joke is probably the worst part of that sequence.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:36 |
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thespaceinvader posted:E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come. There is not a single drat panel in that book that doesn't have something hidden in it. That dude in the sunglases on Martian Frycook's left is Mark Gruenwald for example. There's links here for all four issues that go through the books, panel-by-panel highlighting the references in both the text and the art. It is amazing. Kingdom Come is amazing.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:50 |
Skwirl posted:Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak. I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:56 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? The bread industry is not as powerful as the beef lobby.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:01 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716981
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:03 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? No darker than PMS 4695.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:04 |
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redstormpopcorn posted:
If your toast isn't PMS 485 you're living wrong!
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:14 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:42 |
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Lurdiak posted:I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast? Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea MADE WITH THE MICROWAVE
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:02 |
Skwirl posted:Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Maybe don't snort at them derisively while twirling your pencil mustache?
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:04 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea Americans know where tea belongs - in our harbors!
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:04 |
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Skwirl posted:Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili. It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:35 |
prefect posted:It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor. Beans enhance the chili but it's okay if you don't get them. Speaking of Batman's awful taste in food, here's him enjoying Ollie's Tame And Bland Chili Green Lantern #85
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:48 |
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200x321 edit: haha, ok you fixed it nvm
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:49 |
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. I think most have him age at a slower rate than humans.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 21:00 |
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zoux posted:So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure. Considering he isn't a baby, yes he does.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 21:08 |
Batman you didn't put any crackers on your bowl of chili.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 21:24 |
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Zereth posted:Batman you didn't put any crackers on your bowl of chili. hence the need for more, right?
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