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No idea what patchouli is but does it smell like ratty Brussels sprouts?
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neonbregna posted:No idea what patchouli is but does it smell like ratty Brussels sprouts? more like pot
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FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy
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Groovelord Neato posted:George got laid on the reg yo. George Costanza posted:I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again
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George had 47 girlfriends over the course of the show.
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Groovelord Neato posted:George had 47 girlfriends over the course of the show. How many of those did he actually sleep with though? Tumble posted:If you actually give a gently caress about how a girl looks beyond her being cute and in decent shape I don't know what to tell you... (you sound super desperate tho)
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Thirsty niggas itt
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Groovelord Neato posted:George had 47 girlfriends over the course of the show. For years I've been wondering why that garbage was so popular. I should have realized it was just escapist fantasy for unfuckable nerds. I'm kind of embarrassed it took me this long to figure out, I've watched enough Star Trek that I should recognize that sort of thing by now. Ah well, thanks for clearing that up for me pal. 
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SaltLick posted:Thirsty niggas itt
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Tumble posted:Every dude I ever met who pretends to have high standards and preferences is the one who is getting the "well it was nice to meet you..." awkward handshake at the end of the date. IDC about short hair or long hair, but hairy pits and stinky pussy? Yeah no thanks I'm good, hairy stinky pussy IS a barrier to entry.
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gbs sexperts
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vyst posted:FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy False.
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MegaJoe89 posted:IDC about short hair or long hair, but hairy pits and stinky pussy? Yeah no thanks I'm good, hairy stinky pussy IS a barrier to entry. Nah it's fine just breathe out your mouth the air feels nice on the pussy.
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vyst posted:FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy You're probably the beta bitch who thinks there's no such thing as a bad blowjob too, huh?
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toggle posted:gbs sexperts
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im an addictive girl, i like to make people laugh, im humerous. im also a bit of a bitch, take me how i am or gently caress off... im mostly an exciting person to be with. im very outgoing and love attention, but im not the type that wants to be the centre of attention ALL the time lol. im one of a kind, you will never meet anyone like me. im an outrageous person an do some crazy things. i have a great personality that has its good and bad qualities like all do. im a moving person, i can touch your heart in more ways than one. im a true, honest, trustworthy and a unique person that will always be your friend if your a true friend to me. , . . im a chick that will stand up for herself in more ways than one so dont mess with me an get on my bad side, ITS NOT PRETTY LOL! anywayz thanks for takin the time to read this and hope you read the rest cuz im awesome and i have alot of creativity.... thanks for visiting, holla at me xxxx hit me up some time if you are not busy .... tnx see yah
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MegaJoe89 posted:hairy stinky pussy IS a barrier to entry.
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We used to play a game at work with my OKC profile where we would guess the attractiveness of women who sent messages based on screen names. The line was set at 4.5/10. I always bet the under. I was always right 
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Mr. Horrible posted:For years I've been wondering why that garbage was so popular. I should have realized it was just escapist fantasy for unfuckable nerds. I'm kind of embarrassed it took me this long to figure out, I've watched enough Star Trek that I should recognize that sort of thing by now. It's also pretty funny.
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Mr. Horrible posted:For years I've been wondering why that garbage was so popular. I should have realized it was just escapist fantasy for unfuckable nerds. I'm kind of embarrassed it took me this long to figure out, I've watched enough Star Trek that I should recognize that sort of thing by now. Word of advice, don't try to date Jewish girls with this attitude It will not fly
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OK, so uggo nerds and Jewish girls both love Seinfeld. But what about uggo Jewish nerdy girls, do they super-ultra-love it? Or does double-dipping slingshot them out of orbit and into the realms of good taste?
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Mr. Horrible posted:OK, so uggo nerds and Jewish girls both love Seinfeld. But what about uggo Jewish nerdy girls, do they super-ultra-love it? Or does double-dipping slingshot them out of orbit and into the realms of good taste? I am an uggo nerdy jewish girl and I dislike Seinfeld.
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Mr. Horrible posted:OK, so uggo nerds and Jewish girls both love Seinfeld. But what about uggo Jewish nerdy girls, do they super-ultra-love it? Or does double-dipping slingshot them out of orbit and into the realms of good taste? Yeah y'know what I'm gonna amend my previous statement to "don't bring this up on dates at all with anyone" Like, this level of dislike for a well-liked classic TV show is pretty solidly something that should wait until after you're exclusive Also if you think anyone has ever watched Seinfeld and wished they were George because of all the rear end he gets you either missed the point of Seinfeld or you know some seriously sad people
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Lmao guys I just got back from a first date with an okc girl. Thanks to this thread I had changed my height to be 7'11". She showed up wearing heels and was several inches taller than me. I am 5'6" irl.
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Drank beers and ate pizza. We are going to have another date. This time I will wear the heels.
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vyst posted:FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy this declaration is incorrect
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Bored posted:I am an uggo nerdy jewish girl and I dislike Seinfeld. i dont believe you, on either count
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Blue Raider posted:i dont believe you, on either count Well, not like, a practicing jew.
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I actually kinda like Seinfeld but I sometimes say I don't really like Seinfeld because some people go "OH MY GAWD HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SEINFELD?!? EVERYONE LIKE SEINFELD" and then I can just put them in the binary-thinking nerd zone and not worry about anything else they say with feeling or passion because their feelings and passions are adherent to and mostly composed from a stack of dry shaven pubes.Bored posted:Well, not like, a practicing jew. Did you ever change the clothes that the scroll wears?
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i never really watched seinfeld but i like curb your enthusiasm
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Mr. Horrible posted:For years I've been wondering why that garbage was so popular. I should have realized it was just escapist fantasy for unfuckable nerds. I'm kind of embarrassed it took me this long to figure out, I've watched enough Star Trek that I should recognize that sort of thing by now. this post helps me understand that awful show. thank you. -an uggo jewish nerd who can't stand seinfeld
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Seriously guys the central premise of the show is "bad things happen to the main characters and they deserve it because they are garbage people", what show are you all watching that qualifies an escapist fantasy
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loquacius posted:Seriously guys the central premise of the show is "bad things happen to the main characters and they deserve it because they are garbage people", what show are you all watching that qualifies an escapist fantasy
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Lots of dumbass millenials in this thread that weren't even alive during Seinfeld's initial run dissing it. gently caress off.
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SaltLick posted:Thirsty niggas itt "Sand worm coming out of her pussy? Sure thing"
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Mr. Horrible posted:OK, so uggo nerds and Jewish girls both love Seinfeld. But what about uggo Jewish nerdy girls, do they super-ultra-love it? Or does double-dipping slingshot them out of orbit and into the realms of good taste? I'm more physically attractive than you and like Seinfeld.
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Meeting like dozens of new people all the time sounds more exhausting than it does fun. Esp if you gotta be pleasant and they don't feel the need to reciprocate.
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Aferisan posted:Meeting like dozens of new people all the time sounds more exhausting than it does fun. Esp if you gotta be pleasant and they don't feel the need to reciprocate. Also the fact they are meeting dozens of new people all the time too, it's hard to get off the sex train and have a relationship. In fact it's best if you meet a girl the first day she make an account and immediately get her off the site and start discussing your future family
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