Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

The ending plot twist is that it was Daredevil dressed up like spider-man the whole time. Wolverine was in on it, but thought it was funny.

EDIT: Oh, hello new page :doh:

Majuju posted:

_{Kalan, Failla, Saito & Herring}
SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #6 2015
_{Pixels, because I get the digital version}

# ? Apr 29, 2015 22:54

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# ? May 9, 2024 18:37

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Wait... seriously?!

# ? Apr 29, 2015 23:43

Leper Residue: Sep 28, 2003; To where no dog has gone before.

Gaz-L posted:

Wait... seriously?!

Not in the least bit.

The whole issue was great, I think my favorite part was SM calling Sinister Teddy and Harry Sinister throughout the entire thing.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 00:05

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day?

I'm sure a couple of them have teaching certificates from the bull poo poo school Xavier ran way back in the day.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 00:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

That could not be more of an edit.

I can't find the original, so assume it's real.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:00

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

So, is he the only teacher there with an actual teaching certificate? or did that get retconned with brand new day?

Even though Peter was a teacher I believe he didn't actually have a certificate or anything like that. He was hired on to a struggling school that couldn't get anyone else so they had relaxed standards.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:07

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Hey, this certificate is for 'Peter Parker', not 'Spider-Man!'

# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:12

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

SynthOrange posted:

Multiversity #2:

Considering how loving much I hate the Batman: Vampire series, this is some genius comedic gold right here.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 08:12

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Considering how loving much I hate the Batman: Vampire series, this is some genius comedic gold right here.

Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character.

Just proves Animated Batman is best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g

# ? Apr 30, 2015 09:03

Baron Bifford: May 24, 2006; Can't post for 2 years!

Say Nothing posted:

I'm having the hardest time figuring out what is really and what is parody in this thread.

Where are Veronica's nipples?

# ? Apr 30, 2015 11:38

Odonata: Nov 5, 2009; Nap Ghost

Baron Bifford posted:

Where are Veronica's nipples?

A question young men have been asking for decades now...

# ? Apr 30, 2015 12:38

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Majuju posted:

SPIDER-MAN AND THE X-MEN #6 2015

The Big Gay Logan is canon, and it's Spidey's go-to dance move.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:17

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Batman craving weak, watered-down espresso speaks volumes about his inner character.

Just proves Animated Batman is best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g

Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics

Kingdom Come

# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:19

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Ghostlight posted:

I would have guessed a long black,

You're thinking of The Midnighter.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:28

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics

Kingdom Come

He only orders it well-done so Superman can do that heat vision thing later in the scene.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:53

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 17:03

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Endless Mike posted:

He eats his steak well-done because fully cooking it like that breaks down the proteins, requiring fewer calories to digest JUST IN CASE it is his last meal for awhile. Batman: ALWAYS PREPARED.

Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 17:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rhyno posted:

Did you ever read Brian Azzarello's Batman arc where there's this long scene dedicated to properly cooking a steak? Batman just has a thing about his beef.

Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:21

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Bruce just has weak tastes in anything in the comics

Kingdom Come

Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter?

E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:22

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Skwirl posted:

Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak.

I do not disagree.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:22

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

zoux posted:

So does Superman age or not? I've seen future Superman without gray hair I'm pretty sure.

The Superman that got killed by Superboy-Prime had some grey hair. And the Superman in One Million seemed to be made entirely out of gold. :v:

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:27

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

Maaaan you show that scene and don't show Fabio Superman Waiter?

E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come.

And Supergirl waitress is just over this job.

Honestly, the Power Girl joke is probably the worst part of that sequence.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:36

KayTee: May 5, 2012; Whachoodoin?

thespaceinvader posted:

E: also, I never really noticed balding J'onn J'onnz chef in the background. Goddamnit I love Kingdom Come.

There is not a single drat panel in that book that doesn't have something hidden in it. That dude in the sunglases on Martian Frycook's left is Mark Gruenwald for example.

There's links here for all four issues that go through the books, panel-by-panel highlighting the references in both the text and the art. It is amazing. Kingdom Come is amazing.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:50

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Skwirl posted:

Well done is the opposite of properly cooking steak.

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

# ? Apr 30, 2015 18:56

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Lurdiak posted:

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

The bread industry is not as powerful as the beef lobby.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:01

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Lurdiak posted:

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3716981

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:03

redstormpopcorn: Jun 10, 2007; Aurora Master

Lurdiak posted:

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

No darker than PMS 4695. :colbert:

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:04

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

redstormpopcorn posted:

No darker than PMS 4695.

If your toast isn't PMS 485 you're living wrong!

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:14

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 19:42

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Lurdiak posted:

I'll never understand why Americans are so adamant about how to eat steaks. Do you guys also think there's a right and a wrong way to prepare toast?

Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea

MADE WITH THE MICROWAVE

# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:02

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Skwirl posted:

Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked.

Maybe don't snort at them derisively while twirling your pencil mustache?

# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:04

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Ask some Brits what they think about our Iced Sweet Tea

MADE WITH THE MICROWAVE

Americans know where tea belongs - in our harbors!

# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:04

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Skwirl posted:

Anecdotally there's an inverse relationship between how big my tip is and how long a customer wants their beef cooked. Also, if you think that'sthat's bad, get 3 different people from 3 different states in the same room and ask them the proper way to make chili.

It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 20:35

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

prefect posted:

It's simple; chili is made with beans, and anybody who says otherwise is a filthy communist traitor.

Beans enhance the chili but it's okay if you don't get them.

Speaking of Batman's awful taste in food, here's him enjoying Ollie's Tame And Bland Chili