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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

I looked at the issue page on his website, saw that the first item is a call to spend $1 trillion on infrastructure over five years and got an erection. Bernie Sanders all the way.

hard for bernard

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Zev
Apr 3, 2009
From the sandman himself:

We're faced with a choice: with some of our country's greatest challenges before us, will we do everything in our power to meet them?

The middle class may not last another generation. Working people are struggling to make ends meet, while the greed of billionaires threatens to consume so much of which our country holds dear. We must do all we can to try to change the course of our country.

That's why Bernie Sanders is running for President. Will you join our campaign?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wheres all this money gonna come from?? from the rich ppl who flee as soon as socialism comes to america?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
bernie sanders for preisdent, full commuism now

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

is bernie sanders pro or anti male circumcision?

He is a Jew

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
BERN BABY BERN

I will donate $1 to Bernie for every page of this thread, up to $200. :toxx:

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Other things you can do to help:
http://www.peopleforbernie.com/99meetups

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I would like to vote for the guy ok?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

what kind of sick demented poo poo is this guy hiding

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jarofpiss posted:

Yes yes yes. I can't tell if anything is real on the internet anymore but I unironically agree with this post.

And if we're posting union folk songs for Bernie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUifliF0rBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RdkNstzTOs

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
I'm very excited about my next president, Bernard Sanders.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2015/04/bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton-democrat-2016-press-questions

Bernie Sanders Has Already Taken More Press Questions Than Hillary Clinton

"I believe that in a democracy, what elections are about are serious debates over serious issues," he said Thursday. "Not political gossip, not making campaigns into soap operas. This is not the Red Sox vs. the Yankees, this is the debate over major issues facing the American people."

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Posting 4 Bernie

Hillary Clinton is a national level Martha Coakley. If you don't know who that is, there's a good reason for that, because she was a "sure bet" that turned out to be a complete loser. She took the stance that Ted Kennedy's seat was hers by rights going into the election process, and Scott Brown trumped her by simple dint of being Not Martha Coakley. Republicans showed up to vote against Martha, and Democrats stayed home.

Vote Bernie because he actually gives a poo poo.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


bernie pretty much embodies all that was good about the baby boomers, and hillary embodies all that is evil and poo poo the boomers ended up getting to

please ignore the fact that bernie is actually a couple of years too old to be a baby boomer

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

I looked at the issue page on his website, saw that the first item is a call to spend $1 trillion on infrastructure over five years and got an erection. Bernie Sanders all the way.

He already had my vote, but now he has my shitpost.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Just posting again for bernie.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Possibly Chicken posted:

Just posting again for bernie.

quoting for bernie

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



gonna volunteer for bernie's campaign

if nothing else hopefully he generates enough buzz to pull the democrats at least a little to the left of their current centrist ideology

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

bernie is too rad to ever be elected but ill go as far as to die for the bonecrusher

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Bernie rules, go Bernie

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

gently caress it. This matters.




awful forums are going to make that donor list.jpg at this rate.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Srednas Einreb Uber Alles

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

arbeiter, bauer, nehmt die gewehre
nehmt die gewehre zur hand

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
NPR's take on the Bernie Sanders bombshell:
"How having a candidate to the left could help Hillary."

:suicide:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


http://www.theonion.com/articles/who-is-bernie-sanders,38525/

Independent Vermont senator and self-proclaimed “democratic socialist” Bernie Sanders officially declared his candidacy in the 2016 election Thursday. Here’s what you need to know about the presidential hopeful:

Given name: Bernice

Nickname: The Vermont Bonecrusher

Media Strategy: Name plastered all over countless rejected Senate bills

Biggest Political Liability: Completely out of touch with the average American corporation

Campaign Promises: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

Key Endorsements: Burlington Free Press; Brattleboro Reformer; Vermonters for Schools and Community

Campaign Slogan: “One percent of this country owns 38 percent of the wealth. The bottom 60 percent owns 2.3 percent. We are essentially living in an oligarchy, one that is headed for the edge of the cliff if we do not address the social and economic inequalities that are propelling this downward spiral. How can we ever expect to reclaim the respect and support of the international community when we are starting wars in the name of democracy? When in our own country we are handing out $285 million-dollar severance packages while millions of Americans, even with the Affordable Care Act, remained uninsured? I’m telling you, the warning signs are here, and we must act. My name is Bernie Sanders.”

Previous Occupation: CEO of Altria

Potential Forthcoming Signature Ben & Jerry’s Flavor: ‘Corporaisins Are Not Pecan-ple’ Crunch; Single-Payer Heath-Care; Undelectable Candydate

Daily Workout Routine: 180 lbs. deadlift (3 sets x 10 reps); 160 lbs. shoulder press (3 sets x 10 reps); 90 lbs. bicep curls (5 sets each arm x 12 reps); 110 lbs. skullcrusher (2 sets x 10 reps); 320 lbs. bench press (2 sets x 8 reps)

Campaign Donations: Non-refundable

Vermont Public Radio Show: Power Of Darkness Bernie Sanders Metal Hour

Dangerously Radical Fringe Views: Reform Wall Street, avoid costly and ineffective conflicts in Middle East, help working families prosper

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

InterFaced posted:

NPR's take on the Bernie Sanders bombshell:
"How having a candidate to the left could help Hillary."

:suicide:

:suicide:

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Surprised? NPR engaged in exactly the same slaverous knob polishing during Obama's campaign.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

InterFaced posted:

NPR's take on the Bernie Sanders bombshell:
"How having a candidate to the left could help Hillary."

:suicide:

NPR is koch bros funded these days btw

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Under the vegetable posted:

NPR is koch bros funded these days btw

Something Awful is also, Only thing that isn't is are Bernie.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
Bernishing the furnishings

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Possibly Chicken posted:

Just posting again for bernie.


Frog Act posted:

quoting for bernie


B E R N I E

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Under the vegetable posted:

He didn't vote as the sole dissenting voice in a senate resolution so single-issue "socialists" are condemning him even though he's the candidate most vocally critical of Israel.
Ppfff, yea, like anyone would say no to free AIPAC money.

What has he said about them?

Tbh he looks like a chill dude and someone that would actually maybe sorta help the US if, again, there wasn't the tiny problem of your legislative bodies being full of hollowed out meat-puppets full of corporate cash and a lust for dead poors.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Bernie FUCKIN Sanders, man. I'm just saying.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


If he gets 10% ill be really happy

InvincibleMadHouse
Jan 19, 2009

by Ralp
I'd follow this man to hell and back I would. BTW, how would one with more time than money go about volunteering for the bernster?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

babypolis posted:

reading this poo poo made me nauseous

"We advocate the abolition of the Food and Drug Administration.”

loving lol

I deal with the FDA everyday. The FDA is a good thing. The Free Market isn't going to protect you from dying from spinal meningitis. lol

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
For my Bernie :toxx: if he is elected POTUS, I will invent a new element to replace Phosphorous.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Tbh he looks like a chill dude and someone that would actually maybe sorta help the US if, again, there wasn't the tiny problem of your legislative bodies being full of hollowed out meat-puppets full of corporate cash and a lust for dead poors.

Just dream of the supreme court justice picks. Full socialism...full socialism forever.

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Sanders isn't going to be president but I'll throw :10bux: his way because he will force hillary to have an actual primary. Hopefully his presence can push the Democrats slightly to the left.

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