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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Huh, I didn't know that terminators could age.

Oh wait it's a reboot, that means that Skynet designed a robot that looks like a 60-something-year-old man.

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

King Vidiot posted:

Huh, I didn't know that terminators could age.

Oh wait it's a reboot, that means that Skynet designed a robot that looks like a 60-something-year-old man.

Nah, that's exactly what they're going with. The organic bits of the Terminator age like a normal human would. And this Terminator apparently went back further in time to protect Sarah from youth, so of course he's going to look like 60-year-old Arnold.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

New Fantastic Four posters.









Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I'll pay $10 not to see that movie

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I want to punch Reed Richards in the goddamned face.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




I'm pretty sure wanting to punch Reed in his stupid face is canon.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The MSJ posted:

New Fantastic Four posters.





They look like big good strong hands don't they?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

If their objective was to make those actors look as unnatural as possible, they succeeded!

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
I really like Miles Teller and even I want to punch his stupid face in that poster. Every bit of promotion I've seen for this movie makes it look very bad, except for Michael B. Jordan.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

el oso posted:

I really like Miles Teller and even I want to punch his stupid face in that poster. Every bit of promotion I've seen for this movie makes it look very bad, except for Michael B. Jordan.

Kate Mara was fantastic in House of Cards. She should be anti-eye candy. I just don't understand. If you wanted big-tits mcgee then cast big-tits mcgee.

This is awful.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The torch and thing posters look cool but the other two cannot be more boring. They should've made the whole cast black.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

The MSJ posted:

New Fantastic Four posters.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't character posters supposed to give some kind of nod to the character's abilities / motivations / character and then the big group poster shows everybody doing a cool thing or in some sort of "pose as a team" shot?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I assume Mr Fantastic's pants are concealing his power.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

He's wearing a loving slinky suit. This is gonna be some hot garbage, and this is coming from someone who liked Amazing Spider-Man 2.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

kiimo posted:

Kate Mara was fantastic in House of Cards. She should be anti-eye candy. I just don't understand. If you wanted big-tits mcgee then cast big-tits mcgee.

This is awful.

I seen other pictures of Kate Mara. She's not exactly flat-chested.

Content:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

The MSJ posted:


Content:


The original poster was way better.



And I see they've jacked the new tagline from Critters 3.

Trump
Jul 16, 2003

Cute

Michael B. Jordan is the one with the sane publicist that really doesn't go for the poo poo-smeared face look.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

fantastic four looks alright

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I still maintain that they cast Torch and Fantastic the wrong way around. I could accept Michael B Jordan as the youthful genius much better and the Torch is meant to be kinda punchable.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Those costumes are so loving hilarious.

Goddamn vent panels. Slinky/extenders. Skin tight body suit. A pile of poo poo.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



el oso posted:

I really like Miles Teller and even I want to punch his stupid face in that poster. Every bit of promotion I've seen for this movie makes it look very bad, except for Michael B. Jordan.

Man, even Jordan has had issues. In the trailer that came before AoU, they chose the worst, most deadpan delivery possible for his "we should use these powers to help people" line. He just sounded like he was half asleep.

Almost everything about that movie just screams 'avoid'.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
It looks like Mr. Fantastic's new power is sleepwalking.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Origami Dali posted:

The original poster was way better.



And I see they've jacked the new tagline from Critters 3.



Please use the proper updated poster

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I hope Human Centipede is literally politically incorrect and calls Asian people oriental and stuff.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Please use the proper updated poster



Where are those critters going :ohdear:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

A second Critter has hit the tower

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Wendell posted:

A second Critter has hit the tower

Crite eggs can't melt steel beams.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



79: It's been, one week...

...Since you loomed over me...

...Got the blues...

...and a good turn from Robi.

Big waves were crashing in...

...like it happens every Thursday.

Freaky times with a body swap...

...and I hope it doesn't end with another Violent Saturday.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Crite eggs can't melt steel beams.

WATCH LEONARDO DICAPRIO START A CAREER OVER THIS

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli


This kind of loops back to being sort of cool with the pixel graphics. Myer and Grace Bros were department stores in Australia. No idea what the competition actually entailed.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

FutonForensic posted:

WATCH LEONARDO DICAPRIO START A CAREER OVER THIS

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

Where are those critters going :ohdear:

To SPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEE

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Scene 32a
Murdock pretending to surf on the top of a picnic table

Murdock: "Cowabunga dudes! Hang Ten, bro!

Face: "You know, Hannibal, maybe naming our production company 'The A-Team' is a bad idea. Even Decker will have no trouble tracking us down."

Hannibal smiles cagily

B.A.: "That Hannibal, always on the jazz."

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
"You are what they eat" and "In space, they LOVE to hear your scream!" are proof that Critters had a great marketing team.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Maximum Madness!


Uh oh, gun pointing at viewer.


The classic awsome one


Title lost in translation



The blurb is a bit weird but at least sets the premise in 1 sentence.


What's the angled logo behind the title? I've seen it on some of these posters. Looks very 80's.


Number 3 got the painted portrait look like some of Lucas's stuff, works okay.


New one is going very over the top with how many bandits he's facing, might be overkill. Does certainly look cool though.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
I'm just stoked that Fury Road is an R at least. That and Tom Hardy.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

effectual posted:


What's the angled logo behind the title? I've seen it on some of these posters. Looks very 80's.

It's from the titles sequence of the film IIRC (probably going to do a marathon of the 3 over this coming weekend). It's a grill with 2 thunderbolts through it.

This is from the first one, but it's this, with a 2 thrown in there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I love Mad Max because it's a superhero movie that exists in the blind spot of cinephiles who think they're too good for superhero movies.

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

mind the walrus posted:

I love Mad Max because it's a superhero movie that exists in the blind spot of cinephiles who think they're too good for superhero movies.

Is Die Hard a superhero movie too? What isn't a superhero movie?

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