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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

seriously though, please dont kill any republicans

that's not what Commissar Sanders told me

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Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Turpitude posted:

as a socialist Canadian, Bernie seems like pretty much the only non loving insane politician in the US. hope you guys get him!

He's pretty much the last hope for the US.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
I just like the name 'Bernie"

How can you not like someone named Bernie?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the last white hope

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
hey do i like this bernie sanders guy or not?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

none of this really matters considering this is the year obama declares martial law and puts all dissenters in fema camps

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TEAYCHES posted:

none of this really matters considering this is the year obama declares martial law and puts all dissenters in fema camps

nah abbott has already mobilized the texas state guard to protect us from obamas military coup

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

seriously though, please dont kill any republicans

why kill what you can eat?

jarofpiss posted:

that card game is taking place in hell

ike and lincoln arent in hell

tell Satan we'll traid jefferson, jackson and wilson for lincoln, ike and grant

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy
wha wha the poor are oppressed when the government steals half your paycheck instead of giving you ebt cards come tell me about oppression bernie sanders. btw in congress for years and not a millionaire? what a loser imagine what he'd do to our economy if he can't even make himself rich

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I yearn for the bern

:patriot::patriot:Bernie Sanders 2016 Let's go America!:patriot::patriot:

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
So close to page 20...

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
hey numbnuts

taxation and welfare isn't socialism, it's the market-friendly alternative and no wonder it's poo poo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

nah abbott has already mobilized the texas state guard to protect us from obamas military coup

It's called a "false flag operation"

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

none of this really matters considering this is the year obama declares martial law and puts all dissenters in fema camps

then we'll declare bernie the augustus of the west, it's as good an idea as any in tyool 2015+

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

huskarl_marx posted:

hey numbnuts

taxation and welfare isn't socialism, it's the market-friendly alternative and no wonder it's poo poo

yeah thats my problem tbh but its hard to argue for full communism if you can improve peoples lives for real and, well, heh, move the overton window

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im pretty skeptical of bernie though tbh, he seems like a good guy but look what happened with the obama thing, remember that

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
if he doesn't get the democratic nomination i'm going accelerationism/4d chess again and voting libertarian

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Zev posted:

So close to page 20...

im edging...

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

im pretty skeptical of bernie though tbh, he seems like a good guy but look what happened with the obama thing, remember that

Obama never made any promises to not be your typical center right Democrat

All he did was say "hey guys, those wars were dumb ideas huh, good thing I wasn't in congress at the time to probably vote for them if i were"

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

huskarl_marx posted:

hey numbnuts

taxation and welfare isn't socialism, it's the market-friendly alternative and no wonder it's poo poo

is your political ideology why you re-appropriated other people's money in SA Mart

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
no but my ideology is why i felt bad about it made good on all my fuckups, hence me not being permanently banned

i got a pretty sweet free red text out of it too

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

osama bin laden supports it too! bernie sanders: amongst the greatest americans

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Jagchosis posted:

is your political ideology why you re-appropriated other people's money in SA Mart

when bernie is elected, inshallah sa-mart will be closed and only government run internet forum garage sales will be permitted

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


POTUS? More like SCROTUS.







(I wanna touch your old man balls)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

i was skeptical before, but now i know that he is truly attempting to destroy united states imperialism from the inside

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
bernie sanders voted to bomb libya

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

th last manned fighter jet. he supports american jobs. he's against those self-checkout lanes for the same reason.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
well anyone who shares his ideologies with Lewis Black is an A+ in my book how about yalls

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
lol @ anyone who has an ideology. i'm perfectly centrist and i vote

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

well anyone who shares his ideologies with Lewis Black is an A+ in my book how about yalls

*shakily points finger* gently caress YOU!

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
*furiously checks the internet to discern where the center of the overton window lies on election day*

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders is a huge supporter of the f-35

I don't believe you, any lockmart facilities in Vermont would have fallen apart due to cold by now

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
bernie sanders voted for the wars in afghanistan and kosovo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders voted to bomb libya

hosed up if true

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders voted for the wars in afghanistan and kosovo

problematic

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
well its clear our one chance at perfection is lost, guess we better continue to support the iron grip of the transnats

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
bernie sanders voted for MY DICK AAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie sanders voted for the wars in afghanistan and kosovo

hildawg lied about being shot at in the war in Kosovo so it balances out

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