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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Hillary wants to personally circumcise all newborn men and women.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Power to the Poster

+$.09225

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
allow me to briefly touch upon the topic of male genital mutilation, a concept not frequently discussed here on the Somethingawful Forums

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

mdm posted:

Power to the Poster

+$.09225

allow me to drop a dime on this thread

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I haven't started reading the thread yet, but I wanna get my post in for the sweet, sweet contribution dollars. Go Bernie! :neckbeard:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
juicy uncut cocks

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

allow me to briefly touch upon the topic of male genital mutilation, a concept not frequently discussed here on the Somethingawful Forums

bernie sanders will ban the american penis if elected

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
as mayor of burlington, vt, bernie sanders failed to implement sharia law

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

as mayor of burlington, vt, bernie sanders failed to implement sharia law

i caN chargeback my donation, right?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
This thread should get a special "GOLD" tag that says "JEWGOLD"

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005

sloppo posted:

hey do i like this bernie sanders guy or not?

he's a socialist so that makes him the best canidate ever for sa

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
I live in a Red State and it would be an honor to be stoned to death due to my supporting this stupendous human being.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I think you meant to say best candidate for USA.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

I live in a Red State and it would be an honor to be stoned to death due to my supporting this stupendous human being.

i literally can't wait to go door to door pitching a socialist to my flyover state neighbors

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Socialist parties on facebook are obsessed with Bernie's support of Israel, to the exclusion of all other issues and all other candidates (who all support Israel even more) but Bernie's Jewish so I think we all know why that's happening

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

InterFaced posted:

I think you meant to say best candidate for USA.

Union of Something Awful

I hope Bernie Sanders makes this the only legal organization

Full communism now

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Under the vegetable posted:

Socialist parties on facebook are obsessed with Bernie's support of Israel, to the exclusion of all other issues and all other candidates (who all support Israel even more) but Bernie's Jewish so I think we all know why that's happening

he's racist

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
holky gently caress thanks for the avatar

this rules

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
well the jews are well known for their tolerant and pragmatic foreign policies

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
fuckin OWNED that post button

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy
if socialism works explain the ussr

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Under the vegetable posted:

Socialist parties on facebook are obsessed with Bernie's support of Israel, to the exclusion of all other issues and all other candidates (who all support Israel even more) but Bernie's Jewish so I think we all know why that's happening

Bernie is the second coming of Jesus, it's just another facet of imminatizing the eschaton

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

huskarl_marx posted:

i literally can't wait to go door to door pitching a socialist to my flyover state neighbors

My wife's best friend posts all day on Facebook (unironically) about how Obama is oppressing Christians. I absolutely cannot wait for our next boring white person dinner.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Under the vegetable posted:

Socialist parties on facebook are obsessed with Bernie's support of Israel, to the exclusion of all other issues and all other candidates (who all support Israel even more) but Bernie's Jewish so I think we all know why that's happening

if i can't have complete perfect ideological purity in a candidate i must insist on a corporate oligarchy

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Oceanlife posted:

if socialism works explain the ussr

they didn't use horizontalist democracy/autogestion which is a pretty important part of socialism

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 1, 2015

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Oceanlife posted:

if socialism works explain the ussr

drunk Russians

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i have been in a room with bernie sanders and hillary as they discussed israel and i can personally attest to the fact that hillary told bernie she was a huge supporter of hamas. and that is why bernie is challenging her

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

would

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Our candidate of choice is so hot that I have third degree Bernies over 80% of my body

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Oceanlife posted:

if socialism works explain the ussr

dumb mistakes are made in the revolution, then Stalin happens and adds millions of dead and more mistakes and then all other soviet leaders doubled down on all this combined stupidity until Gorby comes along and accidentally topples the whole thing trying to fix it

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

mysterious frankie posted:

Our candidate of choice is so hot that I have third degree Bernies over 80% of my body

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
a really old white guy: the solution to our problems

-America 1776 or 2016

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

a really old white guy: the solution to our problems

-America 1776 or 2016 every presidential election except the last two and Kennedy I guess

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

a really old white guy: the solution to our problems

-America 1776 or 2016

Better than Ben Carson "being gay is a choice, because prisons exist"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Under the vegetable posted:

Socialist parties on facebook are obsessed with Bernie's support of Israel, to the exclusion of all other issues and all other candidates (who all support Israel even more) but Bernie's Jewish so I think we all know why that's happening

It's not just the right that's obsessed with idealogical purity.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Oceanlife posted:

if socialism works explain the ussr

Look it's not their fault marx was a much worse political theorist than he was an economist, they were operating by the book but "government takes over everything then abolishes itself" only makes sense if you are a particularly dumb sort of smart

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

a really old white guy: the solution to our problems

-America 1776 or 2016

a really old white woman: the revolutionary new solution to all our problems

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

etalian posted:

It's not just the right that's obsessed with idealogical purity.

yeah my only interactions with them have been to tell them they're arguing exactly like fox news commenters.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
a moderately old half-white man: the solution to all our problems 2008-2016

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dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006


Slick Willy was younger than B-Rock.

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