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Khazar-khum posted:
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Apr 30, 2015 09:38
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
Not in the quote of you, weirdly, unless I'm missing a joke here
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Apr 30, 2015 12:04
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sweeperbravo posted:Not in the quote of you, weirdly, unless I'm missing a joke here Yeah Idgi Also  at that nerd thinking that mystique can only refer to an xmen character.
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Apr 30, 2015 12:51
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sweeperbravo posted:Not in the quote of you, weirdly, unless I'm missing a joke here Yeah, I'm not sure how that happened as I didn't even preview the post before posting it, much less posted the original then edited it. 
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Apr 30, 2015 13:54
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Fathis Munk posted:My customer made an honest mistake mispronouncing a word. Time to belittle him. Yeah I was gonna say, I totally believe this one. Some customer either had a brain fart or it was just an old lady or something who didn't know any better. Then the guy working the shop is some meganerd who has to make sure to  explain who the important character of Mystique is, because the person's life could be in danger if they mix up mesquite and mystique in the future.I know I've had a brain fart at Subway before, I meant to order the Meatball Marinara and instead I said "Meatball Marina". The lady just stared at me until I corrected myself. I think I tried to order a "Meatball Marijuana" once on accident too. That woulda been a whole other sandwich  Words are hard. 
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Apr 30, 2015 15:57
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I'm confused. Baby monitors aren't two-way, so what, were they banging right near the baby? I don't even have a kid and I could make up better baby STDH. booshi has a new favorite as of 16:50 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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Apr 30, 2015 16:48
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booshi posted:I'm confused. Baby monitors aren't two-way, so what, were they banging right near the baby? I don't even have a kid and I could make up better baby STDH. Lots of baby monitors are two-way, so you can It's still awful STDH though 
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Apr 30, 2015 17:34
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The "psychopath" posted on imgur again today that he got fired from his job for the previous post. I'm phone posting or I'd link it. Of course it's on the front page.
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Apr 30, 2015 19:48
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MindlessHavok posted:The "psychopath" posted on imgur again today that he got fired from his job for the previous post. I'm phone posting or I'd link it. Of course it's on the front page.   quote:I'm not sure how they found out it was me, but my boss fired me because they "can't have crazy people working here". 
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Apr 30, 2015 19:59
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Zaphod42 posted:Yeah I was gonna say, I totally believe this one. Some customer either had a brain fart or it was just an old lady or something who didn't know any better. Then the guy working the shop is some meganerd who has to make sure to There's like two main types of stories posted in here. Pure poo poo that didn't happen, where someone is clearly bragging and straight up making poo poo up, and then stuff that's actually believable but the author has no idea it actually paints them as a huge loser and/or it is something so stupidly mundane and uninteresting you wonder why anyone would think to share it, let alone brag about it.
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Apr 30, 2015 20:29
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I like how he mentions he's looking for a job in marketing. He could be doing this to put on his resume - "look how many idiots it got to pay attention to me!"
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Apr 30, 2015 20:31
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some red pill reddit user posted:
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May 1, 2015 02:55
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I had to google hypergamy. That's not just STDH, that's STDH with a very obvious and clear agenda. Good god. 
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May 1, 2015 03:08
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That's a good one. Reminds me of that guy - was it a goon? - who posted looking for advice on how to build an underwater libertarian paradise because he had a rich Arab investor all buttered up to pay for it. Along the way, as I recall, he demonstrated a baffling misunderstanding of how corporate sales, credit cards, prostitutes, steak houses, and life in general work. edit: Googling "bioshock arab prince hooker corporate credit card" hasn't gotten me anywhere. vv I think we're thinking of the same story. It's a goddamn classic. vv walrusman has a new favorite as of 03:29 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 03:13
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It reminds me of a STDH where a guy has to take some foreign businessmen out and show him a time on the town, and they end up like doing blow off hookers and playing playstation or some poo poo like that.
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May 1, 2015 03:17
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walrusman posted:That's a good one. Reminds me of that guy - was it a goon? - who posted looking for advice on how to build an underwater libertarian paradise because he had a rich Arab investor all buttered up to pay for it. Along the way, as I recall, he demonstrated a baffling misunderstanding of how corporate sales, credit cards, prostitutes, steak houses, and life in general work. Page 3 of this very thread, friend. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631118&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post429488334
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May 1, 2015 03:58
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quote:I asked where he wanted to eat, and to my shock, he responded with, “Take me to the best steak house here in the city of Houston.” Now, I’m no cultural expert by any means, but even I knew this was outlandish. I waited for the punch line of the joke, but he was 100% serious. Apparently he loves his steak, and can only eat it when he is here by himself in the states for obvious reasons. I love this bit. IIRC, when people called him out on it, he made up some stuff about how he really meant pork, not beef, and maybe the guy was Hindu and SHUT UP IT HAPPENED.
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May 1, 2015 04:15
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Zaphod42 posted:I had to google hypergamy. That's not just STDH, that's STDH with a very obvious and clear agenda. I learned from this very thread not to ever bother inquiring about Red Pill jargon again. It's always dumber and meaner than I expected. hyperhazard posted:I love this bit. IIRC, when people called him out on it, he made up some stuff about how he really meant pork, not beef, and maybe the guy was Hindu and SHUT UP IT HAPPENED. When I read that story the first time, I just knew that people were going to tear that story apart on that idiotic mistake alone. Sadly, I never got to see that post out in the wild, dumbass OP frantically trying to plug the enormous plot holes in his tale. "I totally meant pork, because um, Ruth Chris is ALSO famous for its baby back ribs!"
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May 1, 2015 05:08
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flosofl posted:Page 3 of this very thread, friend. quote:(yes folks, I’m a libertarian) I couldn't make it more than a few paragraphs in. Why did someone take the time to make this up?
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May 1, 2015 05:49
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MonoAus posted:I couldn't make it more than a few paragraphs in. Why did someone take the time to make this up? Thats the guy who thinks fancy clothes for clubbing = tuxedo. I love it
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May 1, 2015 10:08
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Also "Take me to your best steakhouse!" *books a table at Ruth's Chris (a chain steakhouse)*
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May 1, 2015 12:11
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stuxracer posted:Also The worst part is that he asked for the best steakhouse.. in Houston. Houston has a ton of incredible, incredibly expensive steakhouses, and Ruth's Chris is basically a step or so above Outback on the restaurant hierarchy. All he had to do was google 'steakhouses in Houston' and pick the one with the most dollar signs, but he couldn't even be bothered to do that. Like, if he was in BFE, or a city that wasn't in Texas, I'd almost forgive him, but c'mon man.
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May 1, 2015 14:21
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I love these bizarre Arab prince fantasies. They're like the bitter manchild alternate universe versions of those 1950s Harlequin novels about being ravished by Sheikhs.
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May 1, 2015 14:41
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Thinky Whale posted:I love these bizarre Arab prince fantasies. They're like the bitter manchild alternate universe versions of those 1950s Harlequin novels about being ravished by Sheikhs. It's because they're filling the role of a boogeyman, here to take the white mans women from him, just like the blacks. That story is a red pill double whammy of women being whores but wait look at this brown man taking the women from 'are troops'!
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May 1, 2015 16:42
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I like how the woman in the story is all crestfallen when she finds out that she was just entertainment. As a woman, I automatically assume that anyone offering me money for sex acts in a club is definitely in it for the long haul. Because I'm dumb. And also a conniving greedy whore. On the retarded Bioshock underwater libertarian dream steak fantasy, it's pretty easy for steak to not be halal. Just has to be on the rare side--consuming blood is forbidden. But that's so obviously not what the OP meant.
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May 1, 2015 17:31
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CrotchDropJeans posted:On the retarded Bioshock underwater libertarian dream steak fantasy, it's pretty easy for steak to not be halal. Just has to be on the rare side--consuming blood is forbidden. But that's so obviously not what the OP meant. That red juice on a rare steak isn't blood.
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May 1, 2015 17:35
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CrotchDropJeans posted:On the retarded Bioshock underwater libertarian dream steak fantasy, it's pretty easy for steak to not be halal. Just has to be on the rare side--consuming blood is forbidden. But that's so obviously not what the OP meant. Blood *is* forbidden, but pretty much all of the blood gets removed when cattle is slaughtered and processed (regardless of it being slaughtered according to Islamic law or not). That red juice is just myoglobin being leeched out by the water left in the meat. Muslims can enjoy a rare steak as much as anyone else (I prefer it medium rare, though). But yeah, the OP there was just completely clueless all around.
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May 1, 2015 17:45
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Zaphod42 posted:Yeah I was gonna say, I totally believe this one. Some customer either had a brain fart or it was just an old lady or something who didn't know any better. Then the guy working the shop is some meganerd who has to make sure to Got Long John Silvers when hungover, asked for Malt Liquor. *sigh*
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May 1, 2015 18:13
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CrotchDropJeans posted:I like how the woman in the story is all crestfallen when she finds out that she was just entertainment. As a woman, I automatically assume that anyone offering me money for sex acts in a club is definitely in it for the long haul. Because I'm dumb. And also a conniving greedy whore. I like how hypergamy is hard-coded into Women These Days, yet the good sister is loyal to the fiancé and isn't even tempted to try and seduce the prince. It's "all (Western) women are hedonistic gold diggers, except when they're not." Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 19:15 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 18:55
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The writer chastises the woman for doing everything the prince wants for money while simultaneously also doing everything the prince wants for money.
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May 1, 2015 18:59
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Max posted:The writer chastises the woman for doing everything the prince wants for money while simultaneously also doing everything the prince wants for money. Welcome to the Double Standards Show, running nonstop for over a thousand years!
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May 1, 2015 19:34
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Where the rules are made up and the sex doesn't matter! Except it totally does why won't these petty skanks gently caress me the way I deserve abloobloo 
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May 1, 2015 19:43
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May 1, 2015 23:36
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That means Uncle Dave was wrong when he said I'd get in trouble if i told anyone!
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May 2, 2015 00:06
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I'm simultaneously pleased and disappointed that the red juice in a rare steak isn't blood. And now I suspect that my father just likes lovely well-done steak.
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May 2, 2015 00:37
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CrotchDropJeans posted:I'm simultaneously pleased and disappointed that the red juice in a rare steak isn't blood. And now I suspect that my father just likes lovely well-done steak. My wife's the same way. Even filet mignon has to be well-done.
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May 2, 2015 01:01
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ibntumart posted:Even filet mignon has to be well-done. Pretend this says ibntumart 
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May 2, 2015 01:19
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Sentient Data posted:That means Uncle Dave was wrong when he said I'd get in trouble if i told anyone! You didn't have him get you an ice cream too?
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Does anybody still have the story that goes with the thread title? Something about some dude trying to outperform another dude in a gym i think?
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