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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
The morning GBS sky stretches out before me in all of its glory.

I breathe the sweet, crisp morning air, the scent of fresh shitposts thick in the air.

A smile passes over my lips as I think of him.


Bernie

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Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Drink my morning coffee, make my morning poo poo post

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


mds2 posted:

I want Bernie to win. But, realistically, is there any way?

Not with that attitude!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Can't wait to vote for this goddamn socialist.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish I could be a fly on the wall in random kitchens in Oklahoma.

:btroll: Hey did you hear about that new democrat that entered the race?, He's a socialist.
:clint: Well of course he is, he's a democrat.
:btroll: No, No, You don't understand. He's really a socialist.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

InterFaced posted:

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in random kitchens in Oklahoma.

:btroll: Hey did you hear about that new democrat that entered the race?, He's a socialist.
:clint: Well of course he is, he's a democrat.
:btroll: No, No, You don't understand. He's really a socialist.

I'm at work in Texas with a bunch of good old boys and I cannot wait to have this conversation.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
:clint: That's a clean bernin' campaign I tell ya hwut

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006

This guy is saying all the right things but there's basically no chance in hell he wins, right?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
This thread will have 2016 pages next year in honor of the Democratic nominee Bernie sanders.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


My vote for Bernie will be wasted, just like my vote for Kusinich was.

Lets waste this into the White House

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Doflamingo posted:

This guy is saying all the right things but there's basically no chance in hell he wins, right?

It doesn't seem very likely, but hey who knows?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i cant wait for Bernie to win so when he does nothing like all the other presidents I can blame some random republican guy for being racist

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i cant wait for Bernie to win so when he does nothing like all the other presidents I can blame some random republican guy for being racist

same

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
old white men can solve all our problems!

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
Posting to get a socialist in the white house

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Fishstick posted:

Posting to get a socialist in the white house

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
But who is better?

Politician Bernie Sanders, or legendary NFL player Barry Sanders?

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Matey posted:



lil guy is like "Vote Ber nie"

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Master Twig posted:

But who is better?

Politician Bernie Sanders, or legendary NFL player Barry Sanders?

someone forgot about Deion

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit


:3:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

mds2 posted:

I want Bernie to win. But, realistically, is there any way?

People said this about Obama and all he had was dark skin and a great smile.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Some men just want to watch the world Bern....

dotster
Aug 28, 2013

Otto von Ruthless posted:

It doesn't seem very likely, but hey who knows?

If you look at the numbers now Hillary rolls him in the primaries pretty easily. He could get 10-15% of the vote in the primary from what I am reading so there is a lot of ground to make up.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

dotster posted:

If you look at the numbers now Hillary rolls him in the primaries pretty easily. He could get 10-15% of the vote in the primary from what I am reading so there is a lot of ground to make up.

The numbers now account for several candidates who aren't even running.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

He cleans up nice

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

or he could get 5% of the vote and pull out after new hampshire. at least hes trying

Probably this but he will win 100% of my heart

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Under the vegetable posted:

Some men just want to watch the world Bern....

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
who the gently caress is bernie sanders?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

texaholic posted:

who the gently caress is bernie sanders?

The next president of the United States

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Otto von Ruthless posted:

The next president of the United States

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Otto von Ruthless posted:

The next president of the United States

a white man from vermont, think I will pass. he's a bitch

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
an old white guy

just a breath of fresh air in us politics

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I am gonna vote for that waka flocka flame guy, he goes HAM

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Bernie Sanders needs a 9 9 9 plan

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

texaholic posted:

I am gonna vote for that waka flocka flame guy, he goes HAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOc-MXGuKgs

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyd_eIgrnfk

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 3 years!)

I just donated 10 bucks to his campaign

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kill the rich! Vote Bernie '16!


Too bad he's not that kind of socialist

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like that the narrative in this country is so skewed to the right that advocating for economic policies the GOP would have agreed with in 1970 is now full blown socialism.

Like oh we should pay our workers fairly and prosecute corporate fraud and close tax loopholes and raise taxes on the rich to rates that are more in line with national historic averages and invest in our national infrastructure? STALINIST STALINIST STALINIST

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Raku posted:

Bernie Sanders would be a loving awesome president

Also Al Franken should be vice president

:agreed:

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