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messagemode1
Jun 9, 2006

mdemone posted:

Forums poster Boosted_C5 is still among us as Chris Christie.

Unskewing polls was a great aka terrible trend in the last election.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio has a page on his site where you can vote on his best stump speech joke. :rimshot:

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Joementum posted:

Rubio has a page on his site where you can vote on his best stump speech joke. :rimshot:

Is he trying to be the most awkward candidate?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Is the Chris Christie bridge thing that happened today meaningful? Does anybody still care?

Seems like having close associates roll over can't really count as a good thing.


[edit] http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/05/bridgegate_bill_baroni_bridget_kelly_to_be_indicte.html

ufarn
May 30, 2009

emfive posted:

Is the Chris Christie bridge thing that happened today meaningful? Does anybody still care?

Seems like having close associates roll over can't really count as a good thing.


[edit] http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/05/bridgegate_bill_baroni_bridget_kelly_to_be_indicte.html
Wildstein plead today, but he signed the agreement four months ago. :getin:

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

John Dough posted:

If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

please source your quotes from 2012

Bob Ojeda
Apr 15, 2008

I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

FOXDIE posted:

Democrats haven't won the presidency after a two-term candidate but twice in all of the modern party's history, first when Van Buren succeeded Jackson, second when FDR won a third term. If you think a trend that has followed the Democratic Party for two centuries can be shrugged off, your political bubble is too dense for anyone to pop.

Even if we accept your arguments that the 19th century Democratic Party is hugely relevant to the 2016 election - there's only been, like, what, four two-term Democratic Presidents? I make it Jackson, Wilson, FDR, and Clinton. So the Democrats actually won the presidency after a two-term candidate in fully 50% of the elections where that was possible. Literally your argument boils down to 2000 and Warren Harding. And I don't like Warren Harding much either, but that seems like a little too strong of a conclusion to draw from him winning.

You're an idiot.

emfive posted:

Is the Chris Christie bridge thing that happened today meaningful? Does anybody still care?

It's probably meaningful to something, but not really to the presidential primary, I don't think. Dude didn't have a chance anyway.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

John Dough posted:

If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

or continue to consolidate power on state levels?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

John Dough posted:

If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

I guess they could also hold onto Congress and force her to the center if she wants to get anything done. :shrug:

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

emfive posted:

Is the Chris Christie bridge thing that happened today meaningful? Does anybody still care?

Seems like having close associates roll over can't really count as a good thing.


[edit] http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/05/bridgegate_bill_baroni_bridget_kelly_to_be_indicte.html

So that's three now right? Perry, Walker and Christie - three potential republican candidates for president all under investigation by the federal government. Number four, McDonnell has already been sent to the pokey. All governors too, now that I think about it.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

John Dough posted:

If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

If you can have the presidency and one house of congress, or one house of congress and be dominant at the state level, you choose the second one every single time.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Pinterest Mom posted:

If you can have the presidency and one house of congress, or one house of congress and be dominant at the state level, you choose the second one every single time.

i'm not really sure any of these are mutually exclusive, though

gop state-level power is built on the 2010 wave allowing heavily gerrymandered districts combined with outsized rural representation in statehouses

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Bob Ojeda posted:

Even if we accept your arguments that the 19th century Democratic Party is hugely relevant to the 2016 election - there's only been, like, what, four two-term Democratic Presidents? I make it Jackson, Wilson, FDR, and Clinton. So the Democrats actually won the presidency after a two-term candidate in fully 50% of the elections where that was possible. Literally your argument boils down to 2000 and Warren Harding. And I don't like Warren Harding much either, but that seems like a little too strong of a conclusion to draw from him winning.

You're an idiot.


It's probably meaningful to something, but not really to the presidential primary, I don't think. Dude didn't have a chance anyway.

Using the Republicans in the 19th century would make more sense, considering the similarities in political ideological intensity between now and then, and even regarding their politics. And the Republicans, also due to the incredible rise of political clashes and identity, had a unbroken streak of presidencies for more than 20 years.

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx

Concerned Citizen posted:

i'm not really sure any of these are mutually exclusive, though

gop state-level power is built on the 2010 wave allowing heavily gerrymandered districts combined with outsized rural representation in statehouses

Rural representation is not any more outsized in state legislatures than it is in the House.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

There's a special place in hell for people who make charts where every line is just a different shade of the same color and this person's earned it.

Sir Tonk posted:

How the gently caress can someone be excited about both Bernie and Ron Paul at the same time?

Massive amounts of brain damage. It's not much different from the idiot Paulbots and Kucinich true believers who would spout off about how the two of them should run together because they get along well and would make a great team.

nachos posted:

So which states are going to flip red in this scenario?

Ohio, Florida, and maybe a few other states depending on how effectively they can purge legitimate Democrat voters using Crosscheck.

Bob Ojeda posted:

It's probably meaningful to something, but not really to the presidential primary, I don't think. Dude didn't have a chance anyway.

Yeah the guy who was being touted about heavily as a GOP favorite before bridgegate never had a chance.

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Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx

Evil Fluffy posted:

Ohio, Florida, and maybe a few other states depending on how effectively they can purge legitimate Democrat voters using Crosscheck.

Ah right, the thing that won't actually happen.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Series DD Funding posted:

Rural representation is not any more outsized in state legislatures than it is in the House.

rural representation is outsized in the house as well, but you can't say where it's more outsized without looking at the specific configuration of voters in that state

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

John Dough posted:

If Hillary takes the presidency, the Republicans don't really have a choice other than move to the center, do they? It's either that or be marginalized forever.

She's about as right wing as GWB so I don't see anything happening under a Hillary presidency but a slow consistent drift rightward.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Series DD Funding posted:

Rural representation is not any more outsized in state legislatures than it is in the House.

Yeah people need to start figuring out that Republican voters don't stop just because the population density goes over 1000 per square mile.

Concerned Citizen posted:

rural representation is outsized in the house as well, but you can't say where it's more outsized without looking at the specific configuration of voters in that state

No, it really isn't, you're just forgetting that suburbs and even many parts of cities are also Republican as gently caress.

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx

Concerned Citizen posted:

rural representation is outsized in the house as well, but you can't say where it's more outsized without looking at the specific configuration of voters in that state

Only to the extent that tiny overrepresented states are rural (not very much).

Under the vegetable posted:

She's about as right wing as GWB so I don't see anything happening under a Hillary presidency but a slow consistent drift rightward.

Lol if you actually believe this.

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx
hosed up how Clinton supports the SS lockbox, privatized Medicare D, and the partial-birth abortion ban, and opposes gay marriage, just like her hero GWB. I don't understand how any Dem could vote for her.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I think Hillary is fine, but this place should get over the fact very quickly that Bernie is going to be the star until he drops out.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
hosed up how Hillary has a neoconservative foreign policy more enthusiastic about war than rand paul or jeb bush, is inextricably tied to wall street and raises most of her money from the same wealthy donors who support Republicans, has no interest in regulating banking or commerce, and claims the bible is the biggest influence on her thinking.

She supports the bare minimum of social policies necessary to still be considered a democrat though, so I must be crazy.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
I am being a goof though. She's relatively okay, she's just not the best candidate available.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Under the vegetable posted:

I am being a goof though. She's relatively okay, she's just not the best candidate available.

Hey, man, she's the greater of the lesser of two evils and we should be so lucky to declare her the winner of the 2016 general election right now!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Excuse me didn't you see her announcement video? Shameful socialists.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Series DD Funding posted:

Ah right, the thing that won't actually happen.

Right, because in 2014 there definitely weren't some bullshit voter purges in places like Georgia.
http://projects.aljazeera.com/2014/double-voters/challenging-crosscheck.html

You're right though, the GOP won't engage in voter suppression because in your alternate reality it's not something they've engaged in for years.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

hosed up how Hillary has a neoconservative foreign policy more enthusiastic about war than rand paul or jeb bush, is inextricably tied to wall street and raises most of her money from the same wealthy donors who support Republicans, has no interest in regulating banking or commerce, and claims the bible is the biggest influence on her thinking.

She supports the bare minimum of social policies necessary to still be considered a democrat though, so I must be crazy.

Supports the Iran deal. Proposed mandatory parental leave and minimum wage increase. Supports Dodd Frank and CFPB.

Yes there really is no light between the candidates.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Series DD Funding posted:

Ah right, the thing that won't actually happen.

It literally happened, why the gently caress do you think they wouldn't?

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
Concern over Hillary's left wing purity has got to be the whitest malest thing ever, goddamn.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Concern over Hillary's left wing purity has got to be the whitest malest thing ever, goddamn.

Please do not start poo poo flinging. All we have is her history and a few statements from everybody in the race so far. Just accept Hillary isn't going to be adored.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Voting for Hillary based solely on her genitals instead of politics is the whitest most class privileged thing ever.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Nonsense posted:

Please do not start poo poo flinging. All we have is her history and a few statements from everybody in the race so far. Just accept Hillary isn't going to be adored.

Oh, sure, I'm going to take people seriously when they say she's virtually identical to GWB, as if there aren't a whole lot of people for whom those allegedly insignificant differences will have a huge impact.

Under the vegetable posted:

Voting for Hillary based solely on her genitals instead of politics is the whitest most class privileged thing ever.

Thanks for describing something nobody is going to be doing.

Vienna Circlejerk fucked around with this message at 21:01 on May 1, 2015

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Vermont Teddy Bear Company wasted no time, naturally.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

Oh, sure, I'm going to take people seriously when they say she's virtually identical to GWB

This was just me and I'm a known idiot.

Also if you don't think Hillary is getting supporters based entirely on "first woman president!!" You're delusional. A not insignificant amount of support for Barack, even among the extremely left circles I hang out in, was solely because he would be the first black president. Identity and appearance are super important for a lot of people.

When it was just white guys running it was mostly about height and hair quality.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Joementum posted:

That's also a ludicrous position, unsupported by evidence.



On the other hand...

quote:

In the survey, 61 percent said "honest" describes her only slightly well or not at all.

Nearly four in 10 Democrats, and more than six in 10 independents agreed that "honest" was not the best word for her.

...

Among Democrats, only 34 percent said they were excited by her candidacy while 36 percent described themselves as merely satisfied. Another 19 percent said they were neutral, and 9 percent were disappointed or angry.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company wasted no time, naturally.



Seems like an anti-growth hit-piece by the WSJ

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

ufarn posted:

It's a beautiful day in New Jersey, everyone.

Hell yeah! Oh wait, I live in San Diego, it is always a beautiful day. :glomp:

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company wasted no time, naturally.



A very not socialist-price of $79.99!

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