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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

it's easy to spot they're the ones that think bernie sanders is a good candidate

So Bernie DOES have the youth vote? I guess he's got this then. Thanks for your support.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yah but the "youth vote" and a buck fifty will get you a coffee at 711, so

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

it's easy to spot they're the ones that think bernie sanders is a good candidate

:poolgirl:

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Under the vegetable posted:

So Bernie DOES have the youth vote? I guess he's got this then. Thanks for your support.

one thing you can COUNT on every election is the youth vote

especially midterms

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
I will also be donating 1 dollar for every page this thread has by sunday.

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

Move it Berney
2016
let's do this

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

He's the only congress critter worth a drat

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
kids elected Barack, they're a powerful blind idiot force.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Under the vegetable posted:

laughing pretty hard that someone ITT legitimately suggested that graffiti was more effective at changing government policy than voting.

Sometimes I forget we have posters who are still in high school.

You are more likely to die in a traffic accident on the way to the polls than you are of affecting the outcome of an election, to say nothing of changing real life

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I did not have sexual relations with that Bernie.

Bharatrocity
Oct 20, 2005

One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

Chamale posted:

I did not have sexual relations with that Bernie.

you should have

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Read my lips: Ber nie San ders.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
how many people in this thread think that people with peanut allergies were just meant to die

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
I'm declaring that this shall also be a Bernie Sanders Haiku Appreciation Station.

Unilaterally :colbert:


I stand by Bernie
Hillary is a drat stooge
Bernie's dick is huge

Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 1, 2015

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

how many people in this thread think that people with peanut allergies were just meant to die

"meant?"

You might mistake that with "will."

Everybody poops.
Everybody dies.

You're just overstaying your welcome.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



It's Bernie in America.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Bernie or boner?
Announcing his new campaign,
Why can't it be both?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Chamale posted:

It's Bernie in America.

Chamale knows what's up!
gently caress the player haters, Bern
We're going places.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Chamale posted:

I did not have sexual relations with that Bernie.

:love:

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



A Leader, for a Bernie.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

how many people in this thread think that people with peanut allergies were just meant to die

How many people in this thread are making straw men to fight against? Just you? Oh.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Posting to support the wasting of goon dollars

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
BERNIE
BABY
BERNIE

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Beef Turret posted:

You are more likely to die in a traffic accident on the way to the polls than you are of affecting the outcome of an election, to say nothing of changing real life

Are you a voting fraud conspiracy theorist or a subscriber to adbusters or what? You got stats?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I have not sought this enormous responsi-Bernie-ty, but I will not shirk it.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

how many people in this thread think that people with peanut allergies were just meant to die

:what: you lost me on this one

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



You won't have Bernie to kick around anymore because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Bernie knew

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
bernie lied
furries died

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Otto von Ruthless posted:

:what: you lost me on this one

Bernie Sanders has a peanut allergy

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



The Constitution says that no person shall be kept from Bernie because of his race or his color. We have all sworn an oath before God to support and to defend that Constitution. We must now act in obedience to that oath.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Bernie Sanders has a peanut allergy

peanutghazigate dome

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
maybe peanuts have a bernie sanders allergy
makes u think

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Bernie Sanders has a peanut allergy

poo poo.

pack it in boys :(

the dream is dead before it even got started

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your Bernie can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Bernie!

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
i mean drat, just close the thread

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
President Bertie sangers shits trousers at inauguration, follows up with much needed nap.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I Journey Bernie.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
i cannot in good conscious support a man who makes it so i cant get some peanuts on a domestic flight by his very presence. this aggression can not stand.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

-Misfit- posted:

i cannot in good conscious support a man who makes it so i cant get some peanuts on a domestic flight by his very presence. this aggression can not stand.

the loving president doesnt fly commercial jackass, he can get all the allergen safe snacks he wants on airforce one!!!

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