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-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

paranoid randroid posted:

the loving president doesnt fly commercial jackass, he can get all the allergen safe snacks he wants on airforce one!!!

NOT MY PRESIDENT

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



BERNIE DEFEATS TRUMAN

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
A BERNIE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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^ gently caress you ^

Yesterday, September 8th, 1941, a Bernie which will live in infamy.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
To celebrate loyalty day I'm going to smoke a weed, then hail Bernie Motherfucking Sanders all evening.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high Bernie.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

what will be the dark skeletons exposed about Bernie in the coming weeks?

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
it's all coming up Bernie

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

Go Bernie!!! Sanders/ Bill Clinton ticket!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm so afraid of US propaganda about a foe that collapsed over 20 years ago that I still scream SOCIALISM every time a politician does a thing.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Nonsense posted:

what will be the dark skeletons exposed about Bernie in the coming weeks?

he's a socialist

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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A chicken in every pot and pot in Bernie's garage.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Nonsense posted:

what will be the dark skeletons exposed about Bernie in the coming weeks?

bumpie sanner: jew???

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Keep Burning with Bernie.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Under the vegetable posted:

How many people in this thread are making straw men to fight against? Just you? Oh.

no.....................no.....

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Nonsense posted:

what will be the dark skeletons exposed about Bernie in the coming weeks?

registered sex offender

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Cocks, Cucktails, and Bernie.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
he looks like the kinda guy who would wanna make computers illegal

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
furthermore,

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
im pretty sure somewhere out there is a young attractive immortal and bernie sanders is his dorian gray painting

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Bernie Kept Us Out Of War

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

someone buy bernie an account

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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President Taft was so fat he got stuck in a Bernietub.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
bernie is dad gay so what

he's been a corporate shill this whole time

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

im pretty sure somewhere out there is a young attractive immortal and bernie sanders is his dorian gray painting

where does the hot twink immortal stand on the TPPA

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bernie Moose.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
GUys i emptied my piggy bank fror Bernard Sanders. I hope super pacs accept pogs.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

bern motherfucker, bern

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Under the vegetable posted:

kids elected Barack, they're a powerful blind idiot force.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
young black kids were the biggest turnout in terms of kids, and women were the big component of round 2 for the 'Bam.

I dont know what it is but something tells me Bernie isn't going to launch droves of black youths to the polls. And women definitely don't have cuck fantasies about him

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bert + Ernie = Socialism

Bernie Sanders



i'm gay

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

And women definitely don't have cuck fantasies about him
:colbert:

you don't know that

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

young black kids were the biggest turnout in terms of kids, and women were the big component of round 2 for the 'Bam.

I dont know what it is but something tells me Bernie isn't going to launch droves of black youths to the polls. And women definitely don't have cuck fantasies about him

If the two parties nominate Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz, Ross Perot is the next President of the United States.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

young black kids were the biggest turnout in terms of kids, and women were the big component of round 2 for the 'Bam.

I dont know what it is but something tells me Bernie isn't going to launch droves of black youths to the polls. And women definitely don't have cuck fantasies about him

Just more institutionalized suppression of Jewish male sexuality. Disgusting antisemitism here. Yuck.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
thats true guys i really did jump to conclusions there re: bernie fantasy

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
posting in a thread

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Psst, Bernie Sanders has a thirteen inch hog. Pass it down.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i also made up the whole thing about him having a peanut allergy

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
but i'm still pretty confident in the dorian gray hypothesis

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


The best money i've ever spent shitposting itt

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