ITT we support Bernie Sanders for POTUS

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Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

I plan to

if by some miracle he gets the democratic nomination he might actually be president

He's virtually guaranteed a win if he passes the primaries since the Republicans don't have a single candidate who isn't a complete joke.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

less than like 30% voter turn out in the youth vote consistently. we could do mandatory voting or something idk

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Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

less than like 30% voter turn out in the youth vote consistently. we could do mandatory voting or something idk

America really should have mandatory voting or voting day as a national holiday or both.

# ? May 2, 2015 01:19

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Cowman posted:

I live in TN so my vote is completely worthless. Yay electoral college!

Mine too. I plan on voting in the TN primaries for the first time in my life though. For Bernie.

# ? May 2, 2015 01:19

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Moridin920 posted:

less than like 30% voter turn out in the youth vote consistently. we could do mandatory voting or something idk

youth voters do not vote because less than zero politicians in the modern era of politics have displayed policies that most of the youth support. sanders' ideology is one that would help young voters a loving shitton and getting the message through to this demographic to vote for him is the only way he has a shot to win.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

don't get me wrong i'm going to tell all my gay rear end friends to vote for him in the primaries

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Uh I'm posting here so I don't have to vote durr

# ? May 2, 2015 01:23

Oceanlife: Oct 6, 2008; Haha, nice one Punchy

To be serious he seems like a nice guy and good candidate but I will still ironically rag on him in this thread because I get stressed from work and semi-trolling gives me a brief reprieve

# ? May 2, 2015 01:23

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

Oceanlife posted:

To be serious he seems like a nice guy and good candidate but I will still ironically rag on him in this thread because I get stressed from work and semi-trolling gives me a brief reprieve

whatever motivates you to post in this thread

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Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

every post itt is a post in support of bsans

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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I like a nice progoonsive candidate to vote for

# ? May 2, 2015 01:47

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Bernie is the best way to get my money back in my life and I love the fact that you are so cute and funny and cute and funny but it would be nice if you don't have to go home now and it is not an option for me to be the first half of the best thing ever

# ? May 2, 2015 01:50

Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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My iPhone's predictive text feature wrote that last post, proving that gay Apple CEO Tim Cook is pro-Bernard

# ? May 2, 2015 01:51

donoteat: Sep 13, 2011; Loot at all this bullshit.
Who lets something like this happen?

B-B-B-B-BERNIE SANDERRRRRRS

# ? May 2, 2015 01:52

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

he's not what the founders had in mine for this country. he's socialist.

# ? May 2, 2015 01:56

strikereternal: Nov 27, 2006

Bernie Sanders Owns and has always owned

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Throwdini posted:

he's not what the founders had in mine for this country. he's socialist.

and yet u just contributed to his camping. checkmate :smug:

# ? May 2, 2015 01:59

BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

i think the goal of everyone on this forum is to get Bernie Sanders to personally engage with this thread on the Something Awful Forums.

Pretty sure the internet would explode if he did. Single best thing his campaign could do, for serious.

Someone register the account POTUS_BernieSanders and post a sticky note on his office door with the password.

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

the worst thing bernie sanders could do would be to post on the something awful dot com forums

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taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

the worst thing bernie sanders could do would be to post on the something awful dot com forums

He is already a member and has a negative post count :ssh:

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BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

the worst thing bernie sanders could do would be to post on the something awful dot com forums

PFFFFFFFFFFT

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rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

the worst thing bernie sanders could do would be to post on the something awful dot com forums

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Gentwise: Sep 12, 2003; Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

Posting to cost goons money

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Chris Christie: Dec 26, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I'm afraid I cannot support Bernie Sanders for POTUS, but I wish him well in the primary. At least he's real and not a phony like Obama or Hillary who are every bit the corporate puppets mouth-breathing leftists accuse all Republicans of being. I salute him for not being a piece of human garbage.

# ? May 2, 2015 02:12

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

taqueso posted:

He is already a member and has a negative post count

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Gentwise posted:

Posting to cost goons money

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Neptr: Mar 1, 2011

Under the vegetable posted:

America really should have mandatory voting or voting day as a national holiday or both.

Just turn the voting day to a loving Sunday, would that be too hard?

# ? May 2, 2015 02:17

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Chris Christie posted:

I'm afraid I cannot support Bernie Sanders for POTUS, but I wish him well in the primary. At least he's real and not a phony like Obama or Hillary who are every bit the corporate puppets mouth-breathing leftists accuse all Republicans of being. I salute him for not being a piece of human garbage.

now excuse me while i vote for a piece of human garbage because he in my tribe

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Chris Christie posted:

I'm afraid I cannot support Bernie Sanders for POTUS, but I wish him well in the primary. At least he's real and not a phony like Obama or Hillary who are every bit the corporate puppets mouth-breathing leftists accuse all Republicans of being. I salute him for not being a piece of human garbage.

We will all bear witness to all the candidates exposing themselves.

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Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Neptr posted:

Just turn the voting day to a loving Sunday, would that be too hard?

not sure how JESUS would feel about that one Neptr

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BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

Otto von Ruthless posted:

not sure how JESUS would feel about that one Neptr

He'd probably be perfectly OK with it.

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