Xander77 posted:

TVIV talking about Game of Thrones episode 3. Tyrion is a dwarf, Jorah is a guy who just kidnapped him to get back together with Dany.

Killed By Death posted:

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might be wrong posted:

e: on second thought I don't think this is the right one but it's funny anyway

the worst stewie posted:

he looks like he's spent his whole life in an attic

the worst stewie posted:

and i don't mean one of those middle class efforts with all velux windows and ensuite bathrooms. i mean one like ours that you only ventured into once a year to get the christmas tree

Total Meatlove posted:

Get a real tree you lazy fucker

Izumi Konata posted:

Thingyman posted:

More like:

FrozenGoldfishGod posted:

At first I felt vaguely queasy, as my eyes moved over that accursed page. My breath caught in my throat, and my stomach churned. As I read on, I began to understand why no human tongue, no human throat had ever spoken this debased tongue. The obscene syllables could only have been created by the Finnish, that race of unclean, inbred subhumans, dwelling as they do beneath the ice and snow of a land forever lost to humankind.

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Oh hey, NewsMonster! The subject of one of my other favorites:

Sweet Tea posted:

i've grown so tired of videos of cops murdering ppl that now i find myself criticizing the framing of shots and the clothing of people in the background.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

my nigga have u tried a box of choclates

LawfulWaffle posted:

Every time I read or think the word "kramering" I start laughing until there are tears in my eyes. Every time. There's something perfectly evocative about that post that gets right to my funny bone.

Tiggum posted:

Dammerung posted:

Speaking of strange Nordic linguistics, does anybody have the post about counting in Danish?

Grandmother of Five posted:

On account of all the unfounded criticism of the Danish language and number system, I have decided to help any potential non-Scandinavians reading this thread who may be having trouble deciding on which of the Nordic languages they should chose to learn on account of being too lazy and stupid to learn all of them.

A guide to the Danish number system versus those other languages ~

NON-DANISH

'Ti' means ten and that is basically it. Twenty is two-ten, to-ti. Thirty is tree-ten, tre-ti, and so on and so forth all the way up to ninety. Pretty similar to the number system that you are already familiar with in your language of whores and merchants. A number system based on ten, really? Uh, we use our fingers to count with or whatever. Do you really want to let base biology dictate your number system? Whatever.

DANISH

An exciting, mysterious language and maybe slightly more convoluted so if you're a big babby watch out.

'Ti' still means ten. Stay calm. Twenty is 'tyve', but 'tyve' isn't always twenty, it can be ten, too. Thirty is 'tredieve', I shouldn't have to explain this. GOD! Anyway, that was the easy part.


Forty is fyrre, or more correct, fyrretyve. It sounds like 'four twenties', but it really means 'four tens'. An easy mistake to make if you should somehow be confused by the word 'tyve' now meaning 'ten' instead of 'twenty'. Idiot.

Fifty is halvtreds and sixty is treds. This may trip you up because 'halv' means 'half' and 'halfsixty' is not half as much as sixty. This is because halvtreds is short for haldtredsindstyvende. 'sind' is to multiply and 'tyvende' is a bunch of twenties. Remember how 'tyve' is twenty? Remember how 'tyve' is sometimes twenty? Well, it is now. Anyway, just forget about the number forty. Once you have forgotten about forty, then fifty, or 'halvtredsindstyvende', basically means 'three minus one half multiplied by twenty', and there you have it, fifty. Or as we call it in everyday Danish, halvtreds, halfsixty.

Sixty is 'treds' which is short for 'tredsindstyvende'. That means three times twenty. Uh, Danish is so hard. How do I multiply with twenty? Twenty is twice as much as ten and I only have ten fingers?? ~ A swede.

Next up is seventy which is 'halvfjerds', or as I am sure you have figured out, 'halvfjerdsindstyvende. If you're wondering how much a 'fjerds' is since 'halvfjerds' is apparently half a 'fjerds' then just stop. You're making things needlessly complicated. There is no such thing as 'fjerds' like there is a 'treds' to 'halvtreds' Don't just go making poo poo up. 'Halvfjerdsindstyvende' means 'four minus a half multiplied by twenty. Adds up to seventy, doesn't it? You're going to need 7 swedes to count this high.

Eighty is 'firs' or 'firsindstyvende, which means four times twenty. Remember forty? No? Well, good.

Ninenty is 'halvfems' for short and 'halvfemsindstyvende' all proper like. 'Halv' still means 'half' and 'fem' means five so we've got five minus a half, and you then multiply it by twenty because twenty is better than ten except when twenty is ten because of forty.

Easy.

Disco Infiva posted:

Part of Carina Nebula that looks like a goat with stubbly little legs.

tentative8e8op posted:

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Tiggum posted:

Collateral Damage posted:

He's not wrong. To everyone else in Scandinavia, Finnish sounds mostly like a continuous profanity.

GunChicka posted:

Professional video gamers get all the ladies.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Well, they get more of them if we're going by mass.

Hedenius posted:

Still better then the one in Stockholm.

Segmentation Fox posted:

I'm sure if you spent enough time here you'd get to enjoy it; perhaps even defend it.

RandomFerret posted:

You joke, but that's not far off. That store is clearly meant to evoke the Ontario convenience store chain Mac's Milk, which was open 24 hours and did in fact offer milk in bags, cartons and reusable jugs.

Milk Bags

The bags, for the confused, are a plastic bag that holds 4 litres of milk, separated into smaller clear bags. No, not four 1-litre bags, silly, 3 1.3-litre bags. If you want 1 litre, go buy a carton or a jug. But you should know that we only keep those around for Americans coming up north to shop, just so we can post the security camera footage to yankeefails.ca, the most popular website in Canada. There's a video going viral right now of Americans trying to drive in August without snow tires, and it's a laugh riot. I'd post a link to it, but it would come up 404 for anybody outside the country. Don't try to use a proxy either, we're one step ahead of you. We are always one step ahead of you, as evidenced by our superior milk conveyance technology.

Once you have bought the bag and removed a smaller bag, you put it in a pitcher. No, you don't pour the milk into the pitcher, moron, you put the entire bag into a pitcher specially designed to keep 1.333 litre bags upright. Then you take a pair of scissors and snip the corner of the bag to make a pouring spout. Don't have one? Go buy one. You going to complain that you have to buy glasses to drink out of, too? What's next, buying car seat covers and then complaining that you can't use them without a car? You sicken me.

This system is obviously superior to any other milk pitcher used in the rest of the world. You want to be the one washing a pitcher every couple of days? Of course not. This way you get a pristine, untouched spout every 1.333333333 litres, and it's to your exact specifications. Do you want it so narrow that the milk shoots in an arc over your cereal bowl and across the table, or do you want it so wide that half the milk pours out at once, causing the bag to collapse and flop out of the pitcher and onto the floor, bursting and spilling the rest? The choice is yours, and the choice is those two.

No, there is no way to reseal the bag. gently caress you.

Robotnik Nudes posted:

If you're trying to figure out the tactical realism proper age for Harley Quinn just put your hand down your pants and run through numbers in your head fantasy until you reach peak turgidity.

mind the walrus posted:

ITT-- Goons wonder why a movie studio would cast a 24 year-old as Harley Quinn and not an actress in their mid-30s:

Freudian slippers posted:

Out of curiosity, what do you think ITT stands for?

Freudian slippers posted:

Out of curiosity, what do you think ITT stands for?

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Janitor Prime posted:

baby is on the way

spankmeister posted:

ur social life

Cold on a Cob posted:

restful sleep

Cold on a Cob posted:

your hopes and dreams

Notorious QIG posted:

your financial security

Funhilde posted:

congratulations!

Bhodi posted:

E: guess the mother

Disco Infiva posted:

spankmeister, Cold on a Cob and Notorious QIG?

Captain Jesus posted:

Pizza nazis are even more annoying than grammar nazis because unlike grammar, pizza has no rules.

TEAYCHES posted:

speaking of the holocaust, i sure hope this thread gets gassed soon

TwoQuestions posted:

What exactly is the appeal of The Wire? I keep hearing about it, and every review I've seen presents it as a very well done documentary about Hell.

It looks to me like a much better done Neon Genesis Evangelion that's about Baltimore instead of Shinji.

death .cab for qt posted:

DoctorWhat, i believe you have confused the PYF quotes thread for the PHIZ scoff thread. It's okay, though, and I understand your confusion, since one is in a thread in a subforum where nobody cares about punctuation or your opinion, and the other is PHIZ.

Tree Goat posted:

When used as an adjective, it's "anal-retentive." It's only "anal retentive" without the hyphen when used as a noun.

Thingyman posted: