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quote:Its not about not knowing how to cook, its about I'm a very picky eater and have literally lived on pizza, hamburgers, hotwings and chips my entire life.
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i just don't get what would possess someone to come to something awful of all places and expect... not that
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May 2, 2015 05:07
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dude is in america and wont carry a real gun?
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Boxturret posted:i just don't get what would possess someone to come to something awful of all places and expect... not that quote:With all the positive support I've received, I wanted some negativity from goons to balance it out.
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May 2, 2015 05:08
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it was all part of the plan
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May 2, 2015 05:08
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yeah but then he ignored everybody, took his images down and ran away
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May 2, 2015 05:08
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forrest gump ran across america so I don't see why this guy can't
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May 2, 2015 05:09
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SmokaDustbowl posted:dude is in america and wont carry a real gun? he also has bear mace and a small axe to fend off indians
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May 2, 2015 05:09
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SmokaDustbowl posted:forrest gump ran across america so I don't see why this guy can't forrest gump had a terrible secret shame he was trying to escape from
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May 2, 2015 05:11
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echinopsis posted:forrest gump had a terrible secret shame he was trying to escape from the fact that he crashed the exxon valdez?
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May 2, 2015 05:13
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DNova posted:he also has bear mace and a small axe to fend off indians I got mugged and sprayed with bear mace once so if he carries it he has a couple minutes to get away before an incredibly angry half blind person or animal tears him apart in a rage
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May 2, 2015 05:13
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echinopsis posted:forrest gump had a terrible secret shame he was trying to escape from yeah with goons its public shame so no sense in running, really
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May 2, 2015 05:15
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I got mugged and sprayed with bear mace once so if he carries it he has a couple minutes to get away before an incredibly angry half blind person or animal tears him apart in a rage a couple of minutes is all he needs to take his backpack and 100 pound cart full of poo poo and disappear into nature
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May 2, 2015 05:16
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SmokaDustbowl posted:dude is in america and wont carry a real gun? i doubt he has proper permits to transport across state lines.
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May 2, 2015 05:20
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DNova posted:a couple of minutes is all he needs to take his backpack and 100 pound cart full of poo poo and disappear into nature I'm not trying to sound tough or anything but I was waiting for the bus one night and a group of people walked over and hung around, then one turned around and pointed this thing at me and sprayed, so I ducked my head and put my arm up and blocked most of it. I ran about 10 feet before it dripped into my eyes and I just gave up because gently caress it. it wouldn't go so well if I was a tough guy and not a nerd
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May 2, 2015 05:21
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I went home and spent the next 45 minutes sprayed the shower on my face lol
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May 2, 2015 05:22
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Nintendo Kid posted:i doubt he has proper permits to transport across state lines. yeah but Muerte posted:I reside in Arizona, I have no worries about police harassing me.
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May 2, 2015 05:22
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hope you like my bear mace story
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May 2, 2015 05:23
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Boxturret posted:yeah but he's walking out of it though, and either california or texas you can quite easily get in trouble if you don't get things arranged right (and he definitely didnt
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May 2, 2015 05:25
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i did. it reinfoces everything i ever thoght about you did you hava a GWAR tshirt on
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May 2, 2015 05:25
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Boxturret posted:the fact that he crashed the exxon valdez? that and the challenger that guy got around
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May 2, 2015 05:25
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echinopsis posted:i did. it reinfoces everything i ever thoght about you I don't remember I got home and pressing wet dishcloths to my face didn't work so I leaned into the bathtub and sprayed cold water on my face
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May 2, 2015 05:27
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I didn't get stabbed so it was okay
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May 2, 2015 05:28
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I'm not trying to sound tough or anything but I was waiting for the bus one night and a group of people walked over and hung around, then one turned around and pointed this thing at me and sprayed, so I ducked my head and put my arm up and blocked most of it. I ran about 10 feet before it dripped into my eyes and I just gave up because gently caress it. it wouldn't go so well if I was a tough guy and not a nerd this doesn't make you sound tough but that is lovely and bad and sucks that it happened 
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May 2, 2015 05:31
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Nintendo Kid posted:he's walking out of it though, and either california or texas you can quite easily get in trouble if you don't get things arranged right (and he definitely didnt he won't be white when he hits mark cops marigolds duck this iOS onscreen kb replacement I meant maricopa county Fleksy you are a fail and I am deleting your stupid app for fat fingered people duck flyway it's like the predictions are funnier than my posting ever was and sort of inconsistent and you get a warning that if you fully enable Fleksy it will upload all your app store creds and bank info this is possibly the worst app in the history of apps
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May 2, 2015 05:32
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DNova posted:this doesn't make you sound tough lol I'm poor and end up in such situations as a result it's a fact of life
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May 2, 2015 05:32
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this wouldn't have happened if they had a bb gun
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May 2, 2015 05:32
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syscall girl posted:you are a fail
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May 2, 2015 05:33
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I didn't make fle [quote="Roosevelt" post="444809583"] [/quoteFleksy, I swear it's a huge pile of shut though so it's a lot like something I would make the autocorrect is still cracking me up so I guess ill use it a little longer
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May 2, 2015 05:49
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Boxturret posted:the fact that he crashed the exxon valdez? iran-contra?
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May 2, 2015 06:58
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May 2, 2015 07:10
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spankmeister posted:link to thread pls Muerte posted:I have spare shoe laces and socks, as well as rope that can act as a shoelace. I'm not some gun wielding maniac, if some guy attacks me, I'm not just going to walk away and try to diffuse the situation. Have you ever been in a fight in your entire life? If some guy tries to attack me inside my tent while sleeping, I'm not supposed to escalate the situation? Who ever said I'm assuming anything, especially best case scenarios? Are you just repeating previous posters? Yes lets compare kayaking the Mississippi river to hiking a trail across the country. Oh if you count kayaking and camping as "real world experience" I have plenty of that.
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May 2, 2015 07:12
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dude is trolling and talking about some Deliverance poo poo
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spankmeister posted:link to thread pls http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480
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