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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Simply Bernie

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Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
Woohoo! Go Bernie!

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Bernie Sanders is America, and so can you!

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
Sanders is no chicken

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

PDP-1 posted:

um.. guys?



maybe we should rethink this one :ohdear:

You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bernie sanders got me teen pregnant

But he paid for my mandatory abortion

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug



http://www.hillaryis44.org/

WalNutz

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



:prepop:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The dream is for Bernie Sanders to roam the beaches and restaurant back alleys filled with garbage in a glorious search of deposit bottles and cans – then Bernie Sanders turns all the empty bottles and cans over to someone else to cash them in at the recycling center.

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
6 months from now a Fox News lower third reads Bernie SCANDALS

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
lollin at the hillaryis44 nut jobs still proudly displaying their Obama is unelectable article on the front page

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

haha drat, I forgot about those people

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lollin at the hillaryis44 nut jobs still proudly displaying their Obama is unelectable article on the front page

youd think theyd switch to hillaryis45

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice



Bernie stopped smoking :420:?
There go half his single issue voters. :ohdear:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




a reminder that people on the left can be goddamn loony as well (see also: most "green" enthusiasts)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

youd think theyd switch to hillaryis45

and risk losing their 7 years out of date sidebars?!?

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

I like Bernie Sanders. I would vote for him.

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

I pretty much vote for the liberal-est dude on the ballot in primaries.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Ramc posted:

I pretty much vote for the liberal-est dude on the ballot in primaries.

in the modern lexicon, liberal = centrist

do not vote for a liberal, vote for bernie mother loving sanders

Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Cubey posted:

do not vote for a liberal, vote for bernie mother loving sanders

Okay.

I will do that.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

liberal is a dumb word that means nothing. vote for a guy because he has cool ideas that you agree with (it's bernie because he has actual ideas and not meaningless platitudes)

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

bern notice

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

UV_Catastrophe posted:

post some good campaign slogans


"bernie sanders for president, he is extremely good"

Bernie Sanders: A real Bro 's Bro

Bernie: Brewskies, Beautiful Bods, Big Booties

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
official campaign song has been chosen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GOuseeGK3w

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

there is some near kyoon level writing going on over there

digging the ca. 1996 web design too

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



I have extended this graph and predict bernie will soon be more popular than th Kardashians and win the presidency

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Burgin' for a burger?

Nah, I'm

Bernin' for a Bernie










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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



someone make a Bern Crew, namaste

Dogthing
May 30, 2003

or is it.... just a dog??
Grimey Drawer
remember how insane republicans went when a black guy got elected? now imagine someone calling himself a socialist getting elected. how loving loony would they be then?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Dogthing posted:

remember how insane republicans went when a black guy got elected? now imagine someone calling himself a socialist getting elected. how loving loony would they be then?

i dont think it'll be as bad considering you can dogwhistle black people stuff but you really can't get away with dogwhistling jewish stuff

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Business Gorillas posted:

someone make a Bern Crew, namaste

back in lf when bernie did the filibuster someone made a bernie gang tag, it was never actually used though

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Business Gorillas posted:

i dont think it'll be as bad considering you can dogwhistle black people stuff but you really can't get away with dogwhistling jewish stuff

incoming photoshops of bernie with trotsky goatee

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Dogthing posted:

remember how insane republicans went when a black guy got elected? now imagine someone calling himself a socialist getting elected. how loving loony would they be then?

They call every dem a socialist so I don't think it would be that different from the perspective of the right wing noise machine if a real democratic socialist got elected

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nuclearmonkee posted:

They call every dem a socialist so I don't think it would be that different from the perspective of the right wing noise machine if a real democratic socialist got elected

it owns because considering how lovely the past ~10 years have been for young people and with republicans screaming about socialism, socialism has been becoming more and more popular :toot:

Biaga
Oct 27, 2009
I am posting in this thread because someone is paying for it.

This is, literally, the most valuable post I have ever made on these forums.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



since the library of congress is documenting SA, not only are you shitposting in a national archive, but you're also shitposting to help the country move inches closer towards full communism :patriot:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


hey sheng-ji yang. this is a question for you, because i respect you, and here are my concerns

bernie still loves drone warfare. also im like moridin's girlfriend - seriously, bernie's basic bitch support of israel disturbs me even if its just politics as usual. politics as usual on stuff like that is what makes me hesitant to place any faith in politics in the first place. i hate to be a fuckass, maybe thats my problem, but, well, here - and this is for everyone:

what makes bernie different from obama?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Bern and Ertie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

TEAYCHES posted:

hey sheng-ji yang. this is a question for you, because i respect you, and here are my concerns

bernie still loves drone warfare. also im like moridin's girlfriend - seriously, bernie's basic bitch support of israel disturbs me even if its just politics as usual. politics as usual on stuff like that is what makes me hesitant to place any faith in politics in the first place. i hate to be a fuckass, maybe thats my problem, but, well, here - and this is for everyone:

what makes bernie different from obama?

why dont u stop being a fuckass and go back to posting "im gay"



heh jk man those are good legitmate concerns

Bernie Sanders 2016 :patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

b-san >.<

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