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Dream Weaver
Jan 23, 2007
Sweat Baby, sweat baby
I thought that the new boots were the same as the old ones...?

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Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Nope, the new ones are darker brown. Coyote brown is the name, I think.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

White Chocolate posted:

I thought that the new boots were the same as the old ones...?


Haha nope, boot companies gotta get theirs when a new rollout comes around.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
gently caress I can't believe I have to buy new loving boots. Things aren't cheap

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mustang posted:

gently caress I can't believe I have to buy new loving boots. Things aren't cheap

you're a loving noble dude why are you complaining about money

Do what ever other officer does, save every penny by buying the shittiest vehicle possible to get around and just use issued poo poo

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 30, 2015

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



God dammit one of my guys won soldier of the month. I mean, good on him for getting a coa in this lovely organization, he needs the points, but fuuuuuuuck. He's probably gonna kick the poo poo out of the quarter one, too.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Retardog posted:

Nope, the new ones are darker brown. Coyote brown is the name, I think.

Wait, does this mean we can wear the multicam boots?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Can somebody please post the loving reg for the people who have to deal with this dumb rear end bullshit?

kill you are self
Jun 17, 2005

pa rum pum pum pum
new uniforms? new boots? regulations that state that you can wear acu's until 2018? human being senior leaders that start sentences with "as leaders in the army..." and "add to" the regulation by requiring all e5 and above to wear whatever the new gay bullshit is by cob Thursday?

oh my schadenfreude. oh my!

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
What? You just spent your clothing allowance on brand new dress blues because your class As are no longer authorized? And you don't get another clothing allowance for eight months? Doesn't matter, buy this new uniform and new boots.

This is why people use their clothing allowance to get drunk, because you'll probably need to buy poo poo your clothing allowance is for before you even get your clothing allowance for the year.

Sincerely,
someone who typically used his clothing allowance responsibly, but got a counseling statement for having an unkempt military appearance because his boots were scuffed and he used his clothing allowance (plus some of my own not-clothing-allowance money) to buy a new dress uniform before finding out his boots weren't in regulation... or something.

My next clothing allowance after that was spent getting drunk at the casino in St. Louis.

E: The reason I never spent my own money on boots (until I got a loving counseling statement for it) is because I took the advice of a guy who retired in the 90s. He told me not to buy anything unless it is issued to you and it needs to be replaced, and don't spend your own money replacing stuff, that's what your clothing allowance is for.

Cole fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Apr 30, 2015

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

psydude posted:

e: just read your previous post.

There's like a grand total of 4 reserve units in WV, so we probably know a lot of the same people.

Used to be in 463rd Engineer BN, if that's the one you guys are talking about.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Kiryen posted:

Used to be in 463rd Engineer BN, if that's the one you guys are talking about.

Haha, no poo poo, when?

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

psydude posted:

Haha, no poo poo, when?

2006-2010, except for summer 07-08 when I cross-levelled to 478th for mobilization. I was in Headquarters.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Kiryen posted:

2006-2010, except for summer 07-08 when I cross-levelled to 478th for mobilization. I was in Headquarters.

I got there in 2011 and was in two of their line units (got cross-leveled to one to deploy). Just transferred out to a brand new transportation brigade headquarters, which is unbelievably laid back. I basically show up, work on homework for my master's program for 2 days, and go home. I don't even think they know who I am.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

psydude posted:

I got there in 2011 and was in two of their line units (got cross-leveled to one to deploy). Just transferred out to a brand new transportation brigade headquarters, which is unbelievably laid back.

299th Bridge Company? I think they were getting ready to deploy around that time.

quote:

I basically show up, work on homework for my master's program for 2 days, and go home.

So far as I can tell this is what TPUs do in every Brigade HQ in the reserves. I really should try out higher echelons once I finish this XO gig.. guess I'll have to; there's nothing else left to do.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

I'll post the powerpoint I got today and the newest alaract messages when I get to work in the morning.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cole posted:

What? You just spent your clothing allowance on brand new dress blues because your class As are no longer authorized? And you don't get another clothing allowance for eight months? Doesn't matter, buy this new uniform and new boots.

This is why people use their clothing allowance to get drunk, because you'll probably need to buy poo poo your clothing allowance is for before you even get your clothing allowance for the year.

Sincerely,
someone who typically used his clothing allowance responsibly, but got a counseling statement for having an unkempt military appearance because his boots were scuffed and he used his clothing allowance (plus some of my own not-clothing-allowance money) to buy a new dress uniform before finding out his boots weren't in regulation... or something.

My next clothing allowance after that was spent getting drunk at the casino in St. Louis.

E: The reason I never spent my own money on boots (until I got a loving counseling statement for it) is because I took the advice of a guy who retired in the 90s. He told me not to buy anything unless it is issued to you and it needs to be replaced, and don't spend your own money replacing stuff, that's what your clothing allowance is for.

I always told myself my next clothing allowance would go towards clothes.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Whole lot of nobles in this thread.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Kiryen posted:

So far as I can tell this is what TPUs do in every Brigade HQ in the reserves.

Or go to the PX. Whenever I go there on the weekend, I can tell when it's a drill weekend by the number of people in ACUs I see in the PX/Commissary/Food Court.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
When are they gonna realize that they should just make all of the uniforms flame-retardant? This would have been the perfect time to do it. Stop fielding non-flame-retardant uniforms, ffs.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

MightyJoe36 posted:

Or go to the PX. Whenever I go there on the weekend, I can tell when it's a drill weekend by the number of people in ACUs I see in the PX/Commissary/Food Court.

Must be nice. I have to drive 4 hours to get to a PX.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I kind of want to show up to drill the first month new uniforms are available to stand out and piss people off

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

NTT posted:

I kind of want to show up to drill the first month new uniforms are available to stand out and piss people off
Somebody spiked your drink, dude.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


this is the first time I've seen it and god drat that looks so much better than the godawful ACU.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this is the first time I've seen it and god drat that looks so much better than the godawful ACU.

Yeah.. I get the complaints about leadership trying to make people buy uniforms 3 years before the wearout date but.. I'd wear them to drill tomorrow if I could.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Kiryen posted:

Yeah.. I get the complaints about leadership trying to make people buy uniforms 3 years before the wearout date but.. I'd wear them to drill tomorrow if I could.

Is there going to be a midnight release of scorpion camo

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


LeoMarr posted:

Is there going to be a midnight release of scorpion camo

I preordered the early access scorpion uniform but all I got was a blank tan jacket with no pants

The Slithery D
Jul 19, 2012

Pesticide20 posted:

Whole lot of POGs in this thread.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Our unit staged at a natty ice armory on ft Campbell's doorstep and I got called a fuckin pog a lot


Felt good :coal:


E: yesterday, today we hit Missouri

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Justin Tyme posted:

I preordered the early access scorpion uniform but all I got was a blank tan jacket with no pants

that happened when I pre-ordered BDUs.


Some cool looking guy who was a servicemen himself (So he knows what I need) at the larger PX told me that BDUs were going to be usable and I should Definitely purchase them, and that the army would pay for them if I requested my clothing allowance after bct.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Infantryman are comfortable following directions from figures of authority, who knew??

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

Retardog posted:

Well, the wear out date on old gear is 01 October 2018, so about two years of blending.

Active Duty is going to more like

"The boots have been out for 2 days, everyone better be in the new uniform tomorrow."

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



"The basic pair are the only ones available for the next year, are essentially clogs, and cost $600. Make sure you buy 2 pair."

Dream Weaver
Jan 23, 2007
Sweat Baby, sweat baby

Suntan Boy posted:

"The basic pair are the only ones available for the next year, are essentially clogs, and cost $600. Make sure you buy 2 pair."

They said coyote brown, right? Can we wear USMC boots? Their shits are already the right color. Or does it have to be the issued ones....

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

White Chocolate posted:

They said coyote brown, right? Can we wear USMC boots? Their shits are already the right color. Or does it have to be the issued ones....

You'll probably get some odd looks since their boots have the EGA logo on them.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

TA50 is going to be a hilarious drab coloring book again between the woodland/desert stuff left over from the 90s, the ACU stuff, the multicam stuff, and now this.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You'll probably get some odd looks since their boots have the EGA logo on them.

sandpaper

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.
So glad I stocked up on boots from ADO. Bastards.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

In the last article I read about the costume changes, they said they're looking at a program to dye all the TA50 coyote brown. lofuckingl

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Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Retardog posted:

In the last article I read about the costume changes, they said they're looking at a program to dye all the TA50 coyote brown. lofuckingl

I had a fun time explaining that to my roommate as I was helping him clean his TA-50 and do CIF turn-in. The look on his face was absolutely priceless.

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