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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Way to jinx it!!

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ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
neymar is a joke lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ronniegardocki posted:

barcelona are so bad to watch, playing all these faggoty little passes instead of scoring lots of goals

haha

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
only 5 up against the bottom team in la liga, shameful

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

ronniegardocki posted:

barcelona are so bad to watch, playing all these faggoty little passes instead of scoring lots of goals

Heh.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

ronniegardocki posted:

only 5 up against the bottom team in la liga, shameful

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Neymar showing class, not like Ronnie and his monkey grimace.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Neymar is so bad

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi - 40 goals

Penaldo - 39 goals

and Messi just let Neymar take a penalty that's how little he cares

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Messi giving Neymar the kick, classy move unlike that Ronnie guy.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

goat giving no fucks, ronnie would have grabbed the ball and taken it himself

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
can you imagine Cristiano letting Bale or James or whatever take a penalty? it would never happen in a million years

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
barcelona just ravaging these scrubs

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
lol at messi bitching out of taking that pen

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

ronniegardocki posted:

lol at messi bitching out of taking that pen

Lol at your goalpost moving.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

can you imagine Cristiano letting Bale or James or whatever take a penalty? it would never happen in a million years

No because Ronaldo is a winner and not a little scared bitch like Messi who keeps missing penalities haha. Ronaldo really is the complete player.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

No because Ronaldo is a winner and not a little scared bitch like Messi who keeps missing penalities haha. Ronaldo really is the complete player.

the complete gay player hahaha

he fucks men

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

El Hefe posted:

the complete gay player hahaha

he fucks men

You're just upset he won't gently caress you

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

ronnie shits himself if he comes across one defender, billion stepovers plus dat backpass to midfield. looks like a retarded daddy-long-legs

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ape Gone Insane posted:

ronnie shits himself if he comes across one defender, billion stepovers plus dat backpass to midfield. looks like a retarded daddy-long-legs

<LOL thats wacky as heck

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Ape Gone Insane posted:

ronnie shits himself if he comes across one defender, billion stepovers plus dat backpass to midfield. looks like a retarded daddy-long-legs

at least i can respect when the banter starts flowing when its el hefe, classic insane barcelona man, but this is just........

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

tbp posted:

at least i can respect when the banter starts flowing when its el hefe, classic insane barcelona man, but this is just........

that ape gone insane guy is probably up there with Lladre lol

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ape Gone Insane posted:

Another day, another Messi hat trick. Imagine Christina will be keen to get some more goals in when he gets back from his ban.

Christina haha

Ape Gone Insane posted:

oval office just scored 3 goals in 8 mins and the barcelona midget will probably be too busy setting up neymar and suarez with a billion assists to catch up. gently caress.

:eyepop:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nice one Ronald.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lol @ Sevilla, you have Krychowiak on the sidelines for 7 minutes and instead of subbing him you concede 2 back to back goals, lmao just lmao you loving turds

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

Nice one Ronald.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

and another one :allears:

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i love you cristiano

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

what a beast, Ronaldo is the best player in the history

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lol trust Ramos to give away a dumb penalty

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

godamnit ramos

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
ramos is so poo poo

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lol can't wait for 900 retarded articles about chicharito because he got an assist

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
RM got two penalties in two minutes?!?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Holy gently caress. What a goal.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Those are two really good headers from Ronaldo.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



that cross goddamn

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Goals aside, there's been some surprisingly competent one on one defending in this game.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Fantastic play. Sevilla still in it.

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Holy poo poo it's all happening.

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