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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
drat well hopefully we can make it to fifty pages by Sunday

We're failing Bernie

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
yeah I still voting for waka flocka, but this guy seems like a decent runner up.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Guys we're not doing enough to help uncle Bernie, start making campaign signs and slogans

I agree with this. I'm poo poo for creativity, but I can leaflet cars and front doors like a boss. Do they have any official materials, or do we just come up with our own?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


On Saturday, his campaign said the two-day tally topped $2.1 million, that most had signed up to continue contributing in monthly installments. A larger group of 145,000 people had also signed up online to volunteer, the campaign said.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

texaholic posted:

yeah I still voting for waka flocka, but this guy seems like a decent runner up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Savings Coupon posted:

Bernie Sanders: Eat all of the Ukraine ' s Food so They Don't Have To

Good lookin out bern

Can't fight a war with Russia if they're all dead

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

On Saturday, his campaign said the two-day tally topped $2.1 million, that most had signed up to continue contributing in monthly installments. A larger group of 145,000 people had also signed up online to volunteer, the campaign said.

lol hillary will still win but i bet her top campain staff are freaking the gently caress out right now

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bernie Sanders' plan to turn corporations into cooperatives means that all the libertarian sociopaths in California tech start-ups will gain power.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

imagine how bitter hillary clinton would be if for the second time in a row when she was the assumed nominee she gets cucked by the insurgent candidate

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Hillary's making calls to those hitmen she thought were in the past.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Sheng-ji Yang posted:

On Saturday, his campaign said the two-day tally topped $2.1 million, that most had signed up to continue contributing in monthly installments. A larger group of 145,000 people had also signed up online to volunteer, the campaign said.

just for curiosity's sake, where was the last internet darling, ronald paul, after two days

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

TEAYCHES posted:

imagine how bitter hillary clinton would be if for the second time in a row when she was the assumed nominee she gets cucked by the insurgent candidate

it would be beautiful, and just to boot

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

SHITPOSTING

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
It would be great if Hillary never got to be president, because I'm sick of families in the white house. I think once you get the presidency, all of your brothers, children, spouses, or anyone else related to you should be barred from running.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

4

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
remember, hillary murdered the dad mod with her very claws

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

BERNIE

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



TEAYCHES posted:

imagine how bitter hillary clinton would be if for the second time in a row when she was the assumed nominee she gets cucked by the insurgent candidate

another part of why i believe sanders can win is that hillary folded like a deck of cards the second she and obama started debating. sanders is even more fiery than obama.

seriously i have never seen a candidate implode like hillary did in '08, god it was glorious.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Yeah, imagine what Hillary will do when she has to debate someone who actually believes the poo poo he's saying.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

TEAYCHES posted:

imagine how bitter hillary clinton would be if for the second time in a row when she was the assumed nominee she gets cucked by the insurgent candidate
:gizz:

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

poo poo

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Postin

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
this thread seems pretty loving sexist, and thats problematic

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

4

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



posts for jesus christ aka bernie sandrs

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Mr. Berns.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
i wann rail hillary with my shrivelled dick and that means i believe in democracy

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

steinrokkan posted:

this thread seems pretty loving sexist, and thats problematic

How so?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

steinrokkan posted:

this thread seems pretty loving sexist, and thats problematic

and please, spread out your response over a couple posts!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Look at this dog





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ain't he cute?





SHITPOSTING 4 BERN TROYER

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Matey posted:

How so?

u only hate hillary

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

steinrokkan posted:

u only hate hillary

because shes a hot babe with a pussy that wont quit

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




poo poo

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Bernie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

steinrokkan posted:

because shes a hot babe with a pussy that wont quit

au contraire mon frère

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bernie Sanders is an anagram for Big Socialist

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

steinrokkan posted:

because shes a hot babe with a pussy that wont quit

I luh da way she work that hoochie coochie

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