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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

paranoid randroid posted:

your efforts to move the rock cause you to explosively herniate a disc in your back. you go into shock and die. your score is 1353 out of a possible 17 million.
>legalise weed

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

your efforts to move the rock cause you to explosively herniate a disc in your back. you go into shock and die. your score is 1353 out of a possible 17 million.

i kinda wanna do a CYOA in dnd now, but one designed to piss off self identifying communists as much as possible

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Jagchosis posted:

i kinda wanna do a CYOA in dnd now, but one designed to piss off self identifying communists as much as possible
im pissed off already!!!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jagchosis posted:

i kinda wanna do a CYOA in dnd now, but one designed to piss off self identifying communists as much as possible

:munch:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

R. Mute posted:

>legalise weed

norml takes issue with a sub-clause of your bill and refuses to support it. weed legalization fails by 72 points and you are remembered forever as the guy who couldnt pour piss out of a boot. you have died with a score of 420 XD XD

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
anakin this whole movie: m'lady

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Jagchosis posted:

i kinda wanna do a CYOA in dnd now, but one designed to piss off self identifying communists as much as possible

Will You:

Seize The Means Of Production (Go To Gulag Page 92)
Seize The Means Of Production (Go To Prison Page 92)
Kill The Capitalist Seize The Means Of Production (Stage Peoples Court Be Prosecuted By Lumen-Proletariat Go To Page 92)

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

your efforts to move the rock cause you to explosively herniate a disc in your back. you go into shock and die. your score is 1353 out of a possible 17 million.

>visit chiropractor

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

norml takes issue with a sub-clause of your bill and refuses to support it. weed legalization fails by 72 points and you are remembered forever as the guy who couldnt pour piss out of a boot. you have died with a score of 420 XD XD

You went with '>drink german beer'. Bad choice.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Raskolnikov38 posted:

you are absolutely adorable when you're not posting softcore anime porn

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

My Imaginary GF posted:

You went with '>drink german beer'. Bad choice.

loving incorrect

it's drinking beer, at worst it's "suboptimal choice"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

paranoid randroid posted:

norml takes issue with a sub-clause of your bill and refuses to support it. weed legalization fails by 72 points and you are remembered forever as the guy who couldnt pour piss out of a boot. you have died with a score of 420 XD XD

No, no, that's a different CYOA.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I feel like you already posted this. Also, why did you want to know when I moved here?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I feel like you already posted this. Also, why did you want to know when I moved here?

because you say weird things that are explained by that move date

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nintendo Kid posted:

because you say weird things that are explained by that move date

:frogon:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
anakin has like 0 game, but someone gets w/ padme

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

anakin has like 0 game, but someone gets w/ padme

Revenge of the Nerds, IN SPAAACEEEE

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

nutranurse posted:

anakin has like 0 game, but someone gets w/ padme

yeah it's the archetypical "nice guy rescues princess gets laid"

pop culture bad who would have guessed

night dudes. i'm going to let the alcohol win and pass out. you're all bros or sisters i guess, you're all cool w/e. remember the brief coolcab hegemony as a golden age, untainted by the harsh rust of reality

goodnight.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
the clones will never not be awesome tho


uuuugh and now annie and padme are in a field having a picnic, just gently caress already

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

CoolCab posted:

yeah it's the archetypical "nice guy rescues princess gets laid"

pop culture bad who would have guessed

night dudes. i'm going to let the alcohol win and pass out. you're all bros or sisters i guess, you're all cool w/e. remember the brief coolcab hegemony as a golden age, untainted by the harsh rust of reality

goodnight.

Sweet dreams, guvnah! Bee in your bonnet, wot-wot!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
like come on padme, why would you wear that dress and go on a picnic in someplace this scenic if you didnt want some jedick

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

nutranurse posted:

the clones will never not be awesome tho


uuuugh and now annie and padme are in a field having a picnic, just gently caress already

i always assumed that they were and that the film was being discrete about it

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

like come on padme, why would you wear that dress and go on a picnic in someplace this scenic if you didnt want some jedick

Would you say that she's asking for it? :raise:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

V. Illych L. posted:

i always assumed that they were and that the film was being discrete about it

the previous scene 0gameanakin kissed her and she was all like "im into this but no" so i dont think thats the case yet

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

oh

it's been a while

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Would you say that she's asking for it? :raise:

if i were hanging out with some lady in a field of flowers surrounded by waterfalls and we were alone and shes talking about how im better than some dude she previously kind of was into then either she wants me to kiss her or everyone in the star wars universe is autistic and normal human signaling doesnt apply to them

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

if i were hanging out with some lady in a field of flowers surrounded by waterfalls and we were alone and shes talking about how im better than some dude she previously kind of was into then either she wants me to kiss her or everyone in the star wars universe is autistic and normal human signaling doesnt apply to them

Now you read that back to yourself and tell me which possibility is more likely. :v:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Now you read that back to yourself and tell me which possibility is more likely. :v:

even if this is george lucas we're talking about id still go with the former

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

if i were hanging out with some lady in a field of flowers surrounded by waterfalls and we were alone and shes talking about how im better than some dude she previously kind of was into then either she wants me to kiss her or everyone in the star wars universe is autistic and normal human signaling doesnt apply to them

everyone in the star wars universe is autistic and normal human signaling doesn't apply to them

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


hey fishmech, can i stack the 10% student advantage discount for amtrak with the 25% discount for buying a seat in the northeast corridor two weeks ahead of time? it's 52 each way boston-nyc with just the early reservation discount, which roundtrip is over three times the cost of a bus, but frankly i've taken enough buses to penn station that i hate them.


edit: i'm not good at this if i'm discussing trains but not star wars

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
and now theyre rolling around in the field of flowers

this romance is so hamfisted

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

CK2chat: playing as a vassal is amazing, i've managed to somehow cut my demesne in two by toppling my ducal liege and now i've got grandchildren in line for three thrones while personally being Count of Nowhere, Aquitaine

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

basically, i have no idea what i'm doing and it's great

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

nutranurse posted:

and now theyre rolling around in the field of flowers

this romance is so hamfisted

Man what do you think of Hayden Christensen so far

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

hey fishmech, can i stack the 10% student advantage discount for amtrak with the 25% discount for buying a seat in the northeast corridor two weeks ahead of time? it's 52 each way boston-nyc with just the early reservation discount, which roundtrip is over three times the cost of a bus, but frankly i've taken enough buses to penn station that i hate them.


edit: i'm not good at this if i'm discussing trains but not star wars

just try scheduling the trip with the student discount selected in the dropdown

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

anakin has like 0 game, but someone gets w/ padme

when your choice be jedi with ponytail and little boy, its no wonder padme chose little boy.

padme be a paedo, yo.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i am currently invading france

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Man what do you think of Hayden Christensen so far

he's doing the best any actor can w/ lucas at the directorial helm

tho im now on the scene where anakin just force-grabbed padme's pear and im like "omg just gently caress already"

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
btw who sits down to dinner to eat a single loving pear :wtc:

padme's in the_wall.xls

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