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Quantum Finger posted:i await to hear the first week fundraising numbers my nipples could cut glass rn
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Quantum Finger posted:i await to hear the first week fundraising numbers it'll be close to 5 million.
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THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE: Your job, is your job, not just something some rear end in a top hat gave you because he created a hostile work environment for the person you're replacing.
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May 3, 2015 05:49
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FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will outlaw rich people and implement socialized puppies for all.
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May 3, 2015 05:50
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Where does the Bernination stand on urban agriculture? I'm talking arcologies people - the ultimate in socialist techno-ecology.
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WHAT ABOUT CRIMINAL JUSTICE? Maybe inmates can work in the arcologies to develop essential work and social skills, and also learn how to grow a tomato in a busted drain pipe.
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May 3, 2015 05:52
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Quantum Finger posted:my nipples could cut glass rn yeah well my dick could cut diamonds
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Fasdar posted:Where does the Bernination stand on urban agriculture? I'm talking arcologies people - the ultimate in socialist techno-ecology. he loves a good rutabaga stew. so, i'd say solidly pro urban agriculture.
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May 3, 2015 05:52
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I will donate to Bernie on one condition: that he cease all communication with that dipshit Russian cock sucker Thom Hartmannn.
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May 3, 2015 05:54
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Fasdar posted:Where does the Bernination stand on urban agriculture? I'm talking arcologies people - the ultimate in socialist techno-ecology. FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will mandate that all citizens have at least one indoor pot garden. Violators will be violently cracked down on.
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May 3, 2015 05:54
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FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will shed his mortal coil and reveal his true form as the great demon lord Baphomet. Fire and destruction will be rained down upon all as the continents themselves sink into the sea. He will also implement single-payer healthcare.
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May 3, 2015 05:58
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FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will make the internet free for everybody and women will pay YOU to have sex with THEM for a change.
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May 3, 2015 06:00
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readingatwork posted:FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will shed his mortal coil and reveal his true form as the great demon lord Baphomet. Fire and destruction will be rained down upon all as the continents themselves sink into the sea. He will also implement single-payer healthcare. Sounds good to me. I'd ask where to sign up, but I kinda already did that. Still, nice to have my decisions validated.
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FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad
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Duh Ugh posted:Sounds good to me. I'd ask where to sign up, but I kinda already did that. Still, nice to have my decisions validated. Featured: A CNN computer simulation of Bernie Sanders inaugural address: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad good
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readingatwork posted:FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will shed his mortal coil and reveal his true form as the great demon lord Baphomet. Fire and destruction will be rained down upon all as the continents themselves sink into the sea. He will also implement single-payer healthcare. This seems like a fair trade-off.
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad FACT: I'm perfectly OK with this.
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:FACT: Bernie Sanders has hosed your mom and might be your dad I wish. My dad's a former psychedelic hippie turned Republican. We don't talk politics.
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May 3, 2015 06:10
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i got yr veep right here
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May 3, 2015 06:15
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readingatwork posted:FACT: If elected Bernie Sanders will outlaw rich people and implement socialized puppies for all. Bernie will use drone strikes to eliminate rich people instead of yemeni terrorists/random arab wedding parties.
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UV_Catastrophe posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3712639 I am king poo poo poster.
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May 3, 2015 06:24
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if only i didn't have family and friends i could do this all night
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May 3, 2015 06:27
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Only 16 posts so far. I am so ashamed.
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May 3, 2015 06:27
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readingatwork posted:Only 16 posts so far. I am so ashamed. no this is shameful 
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ethanol posted:no this is shameful This is the worst.
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i would be totally ok with it if bernie decides to purge the congress
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ethanol posted:no this is shameful US congress always is bipartisan when to comes to making bad decisions like rubber stamping the iraq invasion or giving even more money to the NSA/military.
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May 3, 2015 06:33
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i'm the security camera in front of the american flag
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dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed Sanders 2016
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May 3, 2015 06:56
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ethanol posted:i would be totally ok with it if bernie decides to purge the congress I believe that's step 0 of his agenda.
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May 3, 2015 06:56
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When Bernie sanders starts forcibly converting companies to worker cooperatives, what do you think will be his first pick? My heart tells me Lockheed-martin but if I can be selfish for a bit I'd really like regional employee-sodomizer Boeing.
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girth brooks part 2 posted:i'm the security camera in front of the american flag That's probably a CSPAN camera not a security one.
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Nuclearmonkee posted:That's probably a CSPAN camera not a security one. yeah i realized after i posted that, but eh
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reignonyourparade posted:When Bernie sanders starts forcibly converting companies to worker cooperatives, what do you think will be his first pick? My heart tells me Lockheed-martin but if I can be selfish for a bit I'd really like regional employee-sodomizer Boeing. the banks first, then he can freeze the accounts of any likely counter-revolutionaries.
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ethanol posted:i would be totally ok with it if bernie decides to purge the congress America could use a good old-fashioned purge of the political class, just like the Founders said
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reignonyourparade posted:When Bernie sanders starts forcibly converting companies to worker cooperatives, what do you think will be his first pick? My heart tells me Lockheed-martin but if I can be selfish for a bit I'd really like regional employee-sodomizer Boeing. News Corp, because I imagine the great wail and pillar of fire that scorches the very heavens as Rupert Murdoch returns to the nether-realms for his 1000 slumber would be quite the spectacle
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:the banks first, then he can freeze the accounts of any likely counter-revolutionaries. don't you know bernie is big on workplace democracy, it would be up to the bank employees to freeze the accounts of likely counter-revolutionaries. girth brooks part 2 posted:News Corp, because I imagine the great wail and pillar of fire that scorches the very heavens as Rupert Murdoch returns to the nether-realms for his 1000 slumber would be quite the spectacle Yeah that's a pretty good reason you've changed my mind
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Gettin close to 60.
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