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Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i was outdoors with the baby most of the day. i was with friends. we had a cute baby and a cute dog. i spent too much money despite these advantages

are you me

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


The Warszawa posted:

i paced myself pretty well i am actually kind of proud

we talking a drink like every hour or like three cocktails over half a day

one response will get you either:

*sagely nods*

or

*sips from chalice*

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

"Put on the spark plug!"
"gently caress you!"

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

Decision shouldn't exist. Let them fight until someone breaks

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Foppery posted:

Decision shouldn't exist. Let them fight until someone breaks

I like it. Fight only ends when one robot kills the team operating the other. :getin:

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

i was considering linking this, but for anyone who doesn't want to watch the whole thing go to 4:50, thats where the best robot is

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
director Cameraface? yes, I had a question about your resume. it says here you did the gaffing work on - what's this - Gothic CyberFox Vore Fartromp 6 ...

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

god drat i hope not, i couldn't bear to have an ugly baby

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
but seriously just watch mma if you want to see good fights the way boxing used to be good fits

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


nutranurse posted:

but seriously just watch mma if you want to see good fights the way boxing used to be good fits

what weight class do you have in mind saying this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Berke Negri posted:

what weight class do you have in mind saying this

every single loving one

boxing is dead

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
BOXING. IS. DEAD.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rodatose posted:

director Cameraface? yes, I had a question about your resume. it says here you did the gaffing work on - what's this - Gothic CyberFox Vore Fartromp 6 ...

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Saw Avengers 2 while pretty drunk on mezcal. Probably the best way to see it. Better than the first, but not a departure from the general formula who've come to know and feel apathetic about.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

god drat i hope not, i couldn't bear to have an ugly baby

youre confused i posted a cute baby

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

The Warszawa posted:

i paced myself pretty well i am actually kind of proud

Pacing yourself is for chumps. Becoming a loud and jovial giant mess before turning morose is the point of drinking.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
true story of how cute my baby is

a good friend of ours conceived at the same time, but her baby was a couple months premature. we have the angel baby and they have the demon baby. our baby is so well tempered, never cries, above weight, super easy to get along with and completely beautiful. their baby is crabby, angry, barely eats, cries all the time, a devious little poo poo who throws things at your face at four months old, and unfortunately not just preemie ugly but just plain ugly

so my wife has pictures of both babies on her phone. some clients of hers were flipping through the album and they got to a picture of demon baby, at which point their facial expressions visibly changed. "i think the lighting on this one is a little different..." "no, that's not my baby" "oh! good!"

when told this story, our friend laughed and told her own

she was showing pictures of her baby to friends, and then a picture of our baby came up. they stared at it. "we like this picture a lot more! you should put this picture on your christmas cards!" "that's not my baby..."

sorry to everyone in the world with an ugly baby

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Things I learned from working for furries:
    There are furries in the Secret Service
    Some furries are actually pretty okay
    None of the pretty okay ones ever commission you
    Eventually you stop working for furries because of the above

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

thats because this is a bunch of dumb nerds nerding it up

im talking using those crazy near-sexbots theyre making in japan to do wild rear end whopping

so, having some washing machines fight each other?

i think you're looking for the eastern europe thread, friend

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Things I learned from working for furries:
    There are furries in the Secret Service
    Some furries are actually pretty okay
    None of the pretty okay ones ever commissioned me
    Eventually you stop working for furries because of the above

Did any of them call you "moralfag" if you refused to draw poo poo like furry rape

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

i put my baby in a bow tie

it is very cute

i will post the baby

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Spaceman Future! posted:

youre confused i posted a cute baby

those dont exist

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Things I learned from working for furries:
    There are furries in the Secret Service
doesn't surprise me at all

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Things I learned from working for furries:
    There are furries in the Secret Service
    Some furries are actually pretty okay
    None of the pretty okay ones ever commissioned me
    Eventually you stop working for furries because of the above

It's weird how some people can be into really weird poo poo and otherwise be completely normal. Were they commissioning art or costumes?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Jagchosis posted:

those dont exist

doesn't surprise me at all

same

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Spaceman Future! posted:

i will post the baby

plz don't

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Small Frozen Thing posted:

Some furries are actually pretty okay
None of the pretty okay ones ever commission you

how do you know the first one is true then

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


in the end, i mean, can anyone know what's actually "weird"?

yes, its probably whatever secret service agents get up to

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


no im gonna do it

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Popular Thug Drink posted:

true story of how cute my baby is

a good friend of ours conceived at the same time, but her baby was a couple months premature. we have the angel baby and they have the demon baby. our baby is so well tempered, never cries, above weight, super easy to get along with and completely beautiful. their baby is crabby, angry, barely eats, cries all the time, a devious little poo poo who throws things at your face at four months old, and unfortunately not just preemie ugly but just plain ugly

so my wife has pictures of both babies on her phone. some clients of hers were flipping through the album and they got to a picture of demon baby, at which point their facial expressions visibly changed. "i think the lighting on this one is a little different..." "no, that's not my baby" "oh! good!"

when told this story, our friend laughed and told her own

she was showing pictures of her baby to friends, and then a picture of our baby came up. they stared at it. "we like this picture a lot more! you should put this picture on your christmas cards!" "that's not my baby..."

sorry to everyone in the world with an ugly baby

this is why im glad any baby i'll have will prolly be mixed and therefore de facto cute

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
but no one post their babies

we really dont loving care

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

how to anger chat thread

postababy

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Popular Thug Drink posted:

true story of how cute my baby is

a good friend of ours conceived at the same time, but her baby was a couple months premature. we have the angel baby and they have the demon baby. our baby is so well tempered, never cries, above weight, super easy to get along with and completely beautiful. their baby is crabby, angry, barely eats, cries all the time, a devious little poo poo who throws things at your face at four months old, and unfortunately not just preemie ugly but just plain ugly

so my wife has pictures of both babies on her phone. some clients of hers were flipping through the album and they got to a picture of demon baby, at which point their facial expressions visibly changed. "i think the lighting on this one is a little different..." "no, that's not my baby" "oh! good!"

when told this story, our friend laughed and told her own

she was showing pictures of her baby to friends, and then a picture of our baby came up. they stared at it. "we like this picture a lot more! you should put this picture on your christmas cards!" "that's not my baby..."

sorry to everyone in the world with an ugly baby

Your baby will inherit a world with worsening environmental, economic and political crisis. They will be part of the second generation of Americans who will face living conditions worse than what their parents experienced. By conceiving them you have doomed them to see the last gasps of civilization before the world irrevocably changes.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i will never ever post a picture or any information other than anecdotes about my baby on something awful

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Spaceman Future! posted:

i put my baby in a bow tie

it is very cute

i will post the baby

your hipster baby is not cool :mad:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
does your baby snore? my baby snores. my baby is snoring, right now

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Spaceman Future! posted:

how to anger chat thread

postababy

gently caress babies. Not that way, just in general.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Popular Thug Drink posted:

does your baby snore? my baby snores. my baby is snoring, right now

nutranurse posted:

we really dont loving care

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

this is why im glad any baby i'll have will prolly be mixed and therefore de facto cute

Just make sure not to miscegenate with anyone from Innsmouth and you should be fine.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

your hipster baby is not cool :mad:

you forced my hand





Popular Thug Drink posted:

does your baby snore? my baby snores. my baby is snoring, right now

no its probibly broken

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Popular Thug Drink posted:

my baby is snoring, right now

your baby has inflamed adnoids, better start saving money for the surgery

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