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Popular Thug Drink posted:i will never ever post a picture or any information other than anecdotes about my baby on something awful man i follow slowbeef on twitter and he's become that one dad who documents his baby's life obsessively on on social media
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its probably for the best boxing ends on a disappointing note
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand oh no chat thread hates babys dont noo
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Things I learned from working for furries: SFT you caint just drop that kinda bomb and not leave any deets
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Berke Negri posted:its probably for the best boxing ends on a disappointing note when are they going to make Bloodsport real
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand ok thats a cute baby but nutranurse posted:we really dont loving care
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Your baby will inherit a world with worsening environmental, economic and political crisis. They will be part of the second generation of Americans who will face living conditions worse than what their parents experienced. By conceiving them you have doomed them to see the last gasps of civilization before the world irrevocably changes. oh for sure, this is why i was adamanat about never having children. my parentage is entirely based in "i got really drunk one night" and "i had nothing better to do with my 30's anyways" and i plan on having an incredibly cynical child. it's like, baby, when you become a teenager and you want to be more nihilist and apostate than daddy, you better bring your loving A game
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand i bet it listens to sufjan
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:man i follow slowbeef on twitter and he's become that one dad who documents his baby's life obsessively on on social media i have no photos of my baby on my person, ever. i also don't have a wedding ring (i call my girlfriend my wife because i am lazy) and the baby does not share my name so i fully expect to be accused at some point of kidnapping my baby
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"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand who took a dump in that crib
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Exclamation Marx posted:i bet it listens to sufjan lol if you think sufjan is relevant
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand Your baby is a member of The Nation of Islam. Don't be surprised when they begin selling bean pies.
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spaceman my baby is at least 15% cuter than your baby, which is a compliment, because my baby is extraordinarily cute
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nutranurse posted:lol if you think sufjan is relevant i mean his newest albumm was like bleh compared to the poo poo other artists routinely put out
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Popular Thug Drink posted:oh for sure, this is why i was adamanat about never having children. my parentage is entirely based in "i got really drunk one night" and "i had nothing better to do with my 30's anyways" and i plan on having an incredibly cynical child. it's like, baby, when you become a teenager and you want to be more nihilist and apostate than daddy, you better bring your loving A game i will take my baby to mad max rather than kindergarden Exclamation Marx posted:i bet it listens to sufjan it listens to a band, but you probibly havent heard of it GhostofJohnMuir posted:Your baby is a member of The Nation of Islam. Don't be surprised when they begin selling bean pies. i dont think you know what an islam is
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Spaceman Future! posted:you forced my hand you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point
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gently caress folk tho i hope that dies next after rock n roll
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point well, honorary, but no
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Nintendo Kid posted:"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn or is a top adviser of the romney campaign (though redundant?)
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Nintendo Kid posted:"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn hasnt it been a blue state for at least the last 4 elections now
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when my child has its teenage rebellion the only options are severe mental breakdown or vocally republican and investing in stocks by age 19
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# ? May 3, 2015 06:35 |
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the future is marvel/dc edm shared only through instagram humblebrags
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# ? May 3, 2015 06:35 |
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i love babies! so cute!!!! why no, i dont change diapers. i leave that to mommies when necessary. also when do kids start to walk/talk? cant wait to listen to Prarie Home Companion with my niece "But uncle, why is Guy Noir so silly" I dunno, he just is!
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point i think his so is asian
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Il Federale posted:hasnt it been a blue state for at least the last 4 elections now since 1988 remember california's only been blue since '88 though i will say republican denial about their structural inability to win presidential elections will be a lot funnier when that inability actually gets here
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nutranurse posted:the future is marvel/dc edm shared only through instagram humblebrags the great Boom! Comics boom of 2039
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# ? May 3, 2015 06:37 |
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sufjan has only come out with two albums, Michigan and Illinoise Illinoise is far and away the better of the two
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nutranurse posted:i think his so is asian 他的太太是韩国人
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Nintendo Kid posted:"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn pennsylvania is a swing state \
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icantfindaname posted:since 1988 arkansas has only been red since 2000
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the other night i drank a six pack and read through the entirety of peter bagge's Hate!
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nutranurse posted:gently caress folk tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQAnKGNxoU
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nutranurse posted:i think his so is asian which is really the way to go IMHO
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What a comedy is your continued defiance!
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nutranurse posted:gently caress folk tho it's never going to die, its taxidermed corpse will live on forever through the magic of capitalism and corporate media, just like rock
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my sophomore year roommate would play bad country music on his disc recorder every day
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Venom Snake posted:What a comedy is your continued defiance! why do you have the albanian flag as your av
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:my sophomore year roommate would play bad country music on his disc recorder every day ill tell you, growing up in the Midwest was hell. it was kenny chesney and brad paisley city
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Lotka Volterra posted:pennsylvania is a swing state comedians are smarter than most news anchors/journalists, news at wait how do you read a clock????
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