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Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i will never ever post a picture or any information other than anecdotes about my baby on something awful

man i follow slowbeef on twitter and he's become that one dad who documents his baby's life obsessively on on social media

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


its probably for the best boxing ends on a disappointing note

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand

oh no chat thread hates babys dont noo

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Things I learned from working for furries:
[list]There are furries in the Secret Service

SFT you caint just drop that kinda bomb and not leave any deets

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Berke Negri posted:

its probably for the best boxing ends on a disappointing note

when are they going to make Bloodsport real

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand



ok thats a cute baby but

nutranurse posted:

we really dont loving care

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Your baby will inherit a world with worsening environmental, economic and political crisis. They will be part of the second generation of Americans who will face living conditions worse than what their parents experienced. By conceiving them you have doomed them to see the last gasps of civilization before the world irrevocably changes.

oh for sure, this is why i was adamanat about never having children. my parentage is entirely based in "i got really drunk one night" and "i had nothing better to do with my 30's anyways" and i plan on having an incredibly cynical child. it's like, baby, when you become a teenager and you want to be more nihilist and apostate than daddy, you better bring your loving A game

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand



i bet it listens to sufjan

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

man i follow slowbeef on twitter and he's become that one dad who documents his baby's life obsessively on on social media

i have no photos of my baby on my person, ever. i also don't have a wedding ring (i call my girlfriend my wife because i am lazy) and the baby does not share my name so i fully expect to be accused at some point of kidnapping my baby

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand

[removed :nms: from my post]

no its probibly broken

who took a dump in that crib

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Exclamation Marx posted:

i bet it listens to sufjan

lol if you think sufjan is relevant

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand



Your baby is a member of The Nation of Islam. Don't be surprised when they begin selling bean pies.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
spaceman my baby is at least 15% cuter than your baby, which is a compliment, because my baby is extraordinarily cute

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nutranurse posted:

lol if you think sufjan is relevant

i mean his newest albumm was like bleh compared to the poo poo other artists routinely put out

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

oh for sure, this is why i was adamanat about never having children. my parentage is entirely based in "i got really drunk one night" and "i had nothing better to do with my 30's anyways" and i plan on having an incredibly cynical child. it's like, baby, when you become a teenager and you want to be more nihilist and apostate than daddy, you better bring your loving A game

i will take my baby to mad max rather than kindergarden

Exclamation Marx posted:

i bet it listens to sufjan

it listens to a band, but you probibly havent heard of it




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Your baby is a member of The Nation of Islam. Don't be surprised when they begin selling bean pies.

i dont think you know what an islam is

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Spaceman Future! posted:

you forced my hand



you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
gently caress folk tho

i hope that dies next after rock n roll

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point

well, honorary, but no

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Nintendo Kid posted:

"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn

or is a top adviser of the romney campaign (though redundant?)

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Nintendo Kid posted:

"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn

hasnt it been a blue state for at least the last 4 elections now

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
when my child has its teenage rebellion the only options are severe mental breakdown or vocally republican and investing in stocks by age 19

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
the future is marvel/dc edm shared only through instagram humblebrags

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
i love babies! so cute!!!!

why no, i dont change diapers. i leave that to mommies when necessary.

also when do kids start to walk/talk? cant wait to listen to Prarie Home Companion with my niece

"But uncle, why is Guy Noir so silly"

I dunno, he just is!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you're also asian? i must've missed this at some point

i think his so is asian

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Il Federale posted:

hasnt it been a blue state for at least the last 4 elections now

since 1988

remember california's only been blue since '88

though i will say republican denial about their structural inability to win presidential elections will be a lot funnier when that inability actually gets here

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

nutranurse posted:

the future is marvel/dc edm shared only through instagram humblebrags

the great Boom! Comics boom of 2039

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
sufjan has only come out with two albums, Michigan and Illinoise

Illinoise is far and away the better of the two

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

i think his so is asian

他的太太是韩国人

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Nintendo Kid posted:

"pennslyvania is a swing state" is a great thing, because you know anyone who says it doesn't know poo poo about elections beyond watching like fuckin cnn

pennsylvania is a swing state

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

icantfindaname posted:

since 1988

remember california's only been blue since '88

arkansas has only been red since 2000

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the other night i drank a six pack and read through the entirety of peter bagge's Hate!

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

nutranurse posted:

gently caress folk tho

i hope that dies next after rock n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQAnKGNxoU

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

nutranurse posted:

i think his so is asian

which is really the way to go IMHO

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
What a comedy is your continued defiance!

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


nutranurse posted:

gently caress folk tho

i hope that dies next after rock n roll

it's never going to die, its taxidermed corpse will live on forever through the magic of capitalism and corporate media, just like rock

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
my sophomore year roommate would play bad country music on his disc recorder every day

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Venom Snake posted:

What a comedy is your continued defiance!

why do you have the albanian flag as your av

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

my sophomore year roommate would play bad country music on his disc recorder every day

ill tell you, growing up in the Midwest was hell. it was kenny chesney and brad paisley city

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Lotka Volterra posted:

pennsylvania is a swing state

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comedians are smarter than most news anchors/journalists, news at wait how do you read a clock????

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