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Scinon
Jul 23, 2006
Now with 2% more atoms!

girth brooks part 2 posted:

News Corp, because I imagine the great wail and pillar of fire that scorches the very heavens as Rupert Murdoch returns to the nether-realms for his 1000 slumber would be quite the spectacle

:agreed:

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Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Will to post... Fading. Need... to... sleep... forgive me Bernie.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
What will bernster do about the laughable state of boxing?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
What is bernberns opinion on the most effective way to execute hipsters?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Will bernsticus do something about the mountain of money being dumped into a completely ineffective aircraft once he is supreme fightman commander?

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Zev posted:

Will to post... Fading. Need... to... sleep... forgive me Bernie.


Sleep is for the weak. Drink more coffee and poo poo more posts. For the Bern man.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Which zubforum would be bernacious' favorite ?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
What kind of za is Vitamin B into?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Will Biggie B personally take some billionaires money and buy me stuff with it instead?

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
If elected Sanders will form a real live X Files division at the FBI and convince Gillian Anderson to take naked pictures.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Does Bernedict ride bikes?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Can Dr. President write me a script for #danknugz due to my debilitating migraines?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

readingatwork posted:

Featured: A CNN computer simulation of Bernie Sanders inaugural address:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM

he'll get sorkin to write his speeches(might not be a good idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Will B-money redistribute some clash of clans gems to my account?

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Not nearly enough posting itt

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

The Shortest Path posted:

Not nearly enough posting itt

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Instead of cutting back on loving dudes up with drones like a lot of bitchbois suggest, will Sandman fulfill the American Dream and put a drone in every citizen's garage?

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bernterior Decorating: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



vote for bernie, a candidate

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Posting guarantees citizenship!

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bernard Sandosivitch: Old White Man for President

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bernie "I'm fun in small doses" Sanders for POTS 201?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
how does bernie feel about guns

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Bernie "Hillary is a oval office" Sanders 20161

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


bernie is really good proof that skin color and gender don't matter, or age. you can be a rad white old dude that wants to eviscerate capitalist dogs.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

hemophilia posted:

bernie is really good proof that skin color and gender don't matter, or age. you can be a rad white old dude that wants to eviscerate capitalist dogs.

i don't think this will last long with the rabid hildog camp

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
gender is an illusion

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

mdm posted:

gender is an illusion

what's tumblr think of Bernadette Sanders?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

gently caress the Republic. posted:

what's tumblr think of Bernadette Sanders?

Problematic

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

The Shortest Path posted:

Not nearly enough posting itt

Agreed!

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
in order to meet quota, i'll be typing random sentences from A Feast For Crows:Book 4 of A Song of Ice and Fire. As I reread it

:dealwithit:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

gently caress the Republic. posted:

in order to meet quota, i'll be typing random sentences from A Feast For Crows:Book 4 of A Song of Ice and Fire. As I reread it

:dealwithit:

Just post the part where Dany shits a lot, on every page of this thread.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

The Shortest Path posted:

Just post the part where Dany shits a lot, on every page of this thread.

Pro tier shitposting tip here.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
"The merwives wear nennymoans in their hair and weave gowns of silver seaweed. I know, I know, oh, oh, oh."

The Shortest Path posted:

Just post the part where Dany shits a lot, on every page of this thread.

that would be book 5

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
ate fried chicken today, what is bernies position on fried chicken

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
I know we're "supposed" to shoot for 70 now but relaly mostly care if we hit 69

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
bern one for me

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
best thread on the forum foolzzz

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


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