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I think we can be taking better advantage of the fact that Americans are the stupidest loving people on the planet when it comes to politics. Here's a few rumors I'd like people to start spreading: -Bernie Sanders got his medal of honor for taking a Bullet for Bo Obama while at a White House brunch. -In ancient Rome there was a political party that was the functional equivalent of today's Socialist party and Jesus was a member. It's in the bible you can look it up. -Republicans have on three separate occasions tried to ban seeing eye dogs because they believe that blind people understanding their environment defies the will of God. -Bernie sanders is ahead in the polls among all age groups and is considered a shoe-in for the nomination. -86% of all firefighter, police, veterans and business associations have already thrown their support behind Bernie Sanders for president.
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redshirt posted:I'd be OK with that. ya me too. also your shitposting and my poo poo replies earned the bernster another dollar so we've got that going for us.
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redshirt posted:I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't. SILENCE INFIDEL! Bern the unbeliever!
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May 3, 2015 17:19
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readingatwork posted:I think we can be taking better advantage of the fact that Americans are the stupidest loving people on the planet when it comes to politics. Here's a few rumors I'd like people to start spreading: woah this is all crazy if true
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May 3, 2015 17:19
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jarofpiss posted:ya me too. also your shitposting and my poo poo replies earned the bernster another dollar so we've got that going for us. Sweet. I'm getting close to joining Team Bernie with this kind of persuasive reasoning.
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readingatwork posted:I think we can be taking better advantage of the fact that Americans are the stupidest loving people on the planet when it comes to politics. Here's a few rumors I'd like people to start spreading: you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap
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May 3, 2015 17:20
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hemophilia posted:you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap This. Jesus was a dirty socialist.
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May 3, 2015 17:21
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Duh Ugh posted:This. Jesus was a dirty socialist. Jesus believed in Austrian economics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-LJ_3VbUA
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May 3, 2015 17:22
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hemophilia posted:you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap did u know the eye of a needle is actually a gate in Jerusalem through which many camels of rich men with much gold upon could pass easily
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May 3, 2015 17:22
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he was certainly a populist demagogue who got murdered by an occupational government at the behest of a colluding ruling class
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May 3, 2015 17:24
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hemophilia posted:you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap yeah but you have to read it in the context of the times. what seemed like socialism and caring for each other back then actually translates to the rich being rewarded by jesus for their pure hearts and the poor being righteously punished for their sins in modern times. haven't you ever been to church?
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hemophilia posted:you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap True but I find that Christians are easier to convince if you just lie about stuff. The more stupid-sounding the lie the better.
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May 3, 2015 17:24
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jarofpiss posted:yeah but you have to read it in the context of the times. what seemed like socialism and caring for each other back then actually translates to the rich being rewarded by jesus for their pure hearts and the poor being righteously punished for their sins in modern times. haven't you ever been to church? i've been to church a lot and i mostly stopped going because of hand-waving like this. I'm getting flashbacks and care mad IRL from these fakeposts and supply side jesus jokes
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May 3, 2015 17:26
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hemophilia posted:i've been to church a lot and i mostly stopped going because of hand-waving like this. I'm getting flashbacks and care mad IRL from these fakeposts and supply side jesus jokes someone should post that supply side jesus comic. i'll probably start getting care mad IRL in about week 4 of bernie's campaign. i'm like the political grinch and the dead part of my heart that cares about these things is only just now coming back to life.
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May 3, 2015 17:28
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Usury is what revolutionary Christianity was all about and it's a big reason Islam causes such headaches for the western financial regimes, they're some of the only people who listened to Jesus instead of wearing his execution device in battle while keeping your subjects from charging interest on loans to you while using your court Jew to charge interest on your lending For real Christianity in Europe was a big cultural scam to mistreat your people
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May 3, 2015 17:29
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jarofpiss posted:someone should post that supply side jesus comic. I've never stopped believing in Barack. He's the best president of the last 50 years, easily.
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May 3, 2015 17:32
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SANDOOOOOOOR SANDOOOOOOOR BERNINATING THE PARTY LINE BERNINATING THE PRESIDENTS SANDOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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May 3, 2015 17:36
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Does anyone have the video of the CEO talking about the consequences of outsourcing from back during the Clinton years (I think they were talking about NAFTA). My favorite part is the Clinton official coming on afterwords and explaining how moving all jobs to India will result in prosperity for all. She even gave it the cute nickname of "Economic Liberalization".
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May 3, 2015 17:37
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bern it all
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May 3, 2015 17:37
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-Misfit- posted:bern it all
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May 3, 2015 17:39
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redshirt posted:I've never stopped believing in Barack. He's the best president of the last 50 years, easily. save your vote for hillary. she is exactly what you want.
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May 3, 2015 17:42
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rezatahs posted:save your vote for hillary. she is exactly what you want. I hope you'll vote for her too when she's the Dem candidate.
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May 3, 2015 17:43
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redshirt posted:I hope you'll vote for her too when she's the Dem candidate. i would sooner vote for jeb bush
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May 3, 2015 17:44
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readingatwork posted:Does anyone have the video of the CEO talking about the consequences of outsourcing from back during the Clinton years (I think they were talking about NAFTA). My favorite part is the Clinton official coming on afterwords and explaining how moving all jobs to India will result in prosperity for all. She even gave it the cute nickname of "Economic Liberalization". Corporations love stuff like NAFTA since it makes outsourcing easier and allows allows them to flood the local markets with heavily subsidized US products like corn. For the US NAFTA led to big job losses in auto and electronics manufacturing.
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May 3, 2015 17:45
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Cubey posted:i would sooner vote for jeb bush Cool. Uber Bush Ailes.
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May 3, 2015 17:45
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I am going to give some money to Bernie so when we have President Clinton I can feel a little bit okay with myself
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May 3, 2015 17:46
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redshirt posted:I hope you'll vote for her too when she's the Dem candidate. nah it'll be a 3rd party protest vote
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May 3, 2015 17:47
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I am going to give some money to Bernie so when we have President Clinton I can feel a little bit okay with myself the church of sanders will accept this indulgence and absolve your conscience as long as it is a donation of a sufficient amount. namaste my son
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May 3, 2015 17:51
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i will vote for clinton if i have to but the thought of that just adds more fuel to my berning desire to see the sandman succeed
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May 3, 2015 17:51
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rezatahs posted:nah it'll be a 3rd party protest vote Nader in Florida is my new band name.
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May 3, 2015 17:52
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redshirt posted:Nader in Florida is my new band name. it's not a band if it's just you...alone....forever
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May 3, 2015 17:53
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vote your conscience in the primary, vote strategically in the general imo
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May 3, 2015 17:55
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Turbl posted:2. The Late Show - David Letterman on Friday counted down his top 10 list of “guys Bernie Sanders looks like.” was david letterman himself on the list
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May 3, 2015 17:55
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also go Bernie Sanders 2016 praise be upon him
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May 3, 2015 17:56
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I wish I could burn one for Bernie, but my job regularly does piss tests on people. Also, I need to check with management if I can donate to a political campaign, cause I'm a federal (sub) contractor.
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May 3, 2015 17:56
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bernie is not a baby murderer, he's got my vote
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May 3, 2015 17:57
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jarofpiss posted:it's not a band if it's just you...alone....forever I mean, literally, a few thousand Nader protest votes in Florida would have swung the election to Gore and America and the world would have been spared the Dark Ages that have since been unleashed. An amazing demarcation line in history, really. And it all swung on the opinions of a few thousand idiots.
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May 3, 2015 17:58
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Claverjoe posted:I wish I could burn one for Bernie, but my job regularly does piss tests on people. uh hello money is speech 1st amendment this is official legal advice from my inattentive and cursory reading of the newspaper headlines over the last ten years or whatever
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redshirt posted:I mean, literally, a few thousand Nader protest votes in Florida would have swung the election to Gore and America and the world would have been spared the Dark Ages that have since been unleashed. An amazing demarcation line in history, really. And it all swung on the opinions of a few thousand idiots. i think you mean a few hundreds of thousands of idiots that voted for bush or gore over nader edit: and by few i mean anyone
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