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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Berke Negri posted:

if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi

god there were way too many jedi in the prequels

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Berke Negri posted:

if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi

Battlestar Galactica spoiler: The same, but for cylons. :awesomelon:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
comedy option: black stormtrooper turns out to be this generation's chewie

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

nutranurse posted:

comedy option: black stormtrooper turns out to be this generation's chewie

Awesome and sexy?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Awesome and sexy?

grunting and incapable of speaking english

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Boyega has legit screen presence and appeal. He may be Jedi whatever that means now.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
it's not star wars without over the top racism

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Jagchosis posted:

grunting and incapable of speaking english

Grunting is very sexy.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jagchosis posted:

it's not star wars without over the top racism

The republic was really bad yeah

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


now i hope theres a black hole in this movie

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Berke Negri posted:

now i hope theres a black hole in this movie

Yeah, it's called the cameo budget. :razz:

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
I hope they pull a Stan Lee and start giving George Lucas obvious cameos. Maybe have him wear a "Greedo shot first" t-shirt.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
shakespeare is time traveling kanye

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
uh guys i... i think i just watched a cat kill itself

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Good

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

nutranurse posted:

uh guys i... i think i just watched a cat kill itself

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore

Oh, no! Poor kitty. :smith:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i think it was aiming for the pool but really missed

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



nutranurse posted:

it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore

i like cats and this should make me sad but if true that's funny to me for some reason

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

nutranurse posted:

it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore

if horror movies have taught me anything this means your apartment complex is built on an indian burial ground

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Il Federale posted:

i like cats and this should make me sad but if true that's funny to me for some reason

lol the owners screaming bloody murder, poor kitty :C

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hanoch Levin said it much more pithily: "Life is a hassle, death is short."

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

kustomkarkommando posted:

if horror movies have taught me anything this means your apartment complex is built on an indian burial ground

To be fair, is not our entire country built on an Indian burial ground? :smith:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:

the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something

In death, the cat has tasked you with life.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

nutranurse posted:

lol the owners screaming bloody murder, poor kitty :C

Are you living in Rear Window

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

nutranurse posted:

the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something

Goon Speed. I suggest wearing the corpse as a hat, it's the type of wacky action Hollywood has told me women love.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Goon Speed. I suggest wearing the corpse as a hat, it's the type of wacky action Hollywood has told me women love.

im not gonna like go over now. thatd be crass and besides ive got rice on the stove

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

Are you living in Rear Window

Such an amazing movie. Anybody here who hasn't seen it, go find it and watch it right now.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

"oh the animals are killing themselves mysteriously. now is my time to move in on the attractive single neighbour woman"

God drat it have you not watched a horror movie

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Such an amazing movie. Anybody here who hasn't seen it, go find it and watch it right now.

I don't know the plot made no sense and the romance was ham handed

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

kustomkarkommando posted:

"oh the animals are killing themselves mysteriously. now is my time to move in on the attractive single neighbour woman"

God drat it have you not watched a horror movie

nutranurse, I hope you're in one of those horror films that subverts expectations by having the black character be the survivor.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
i dont know about you but i am made horny by cat death -- a smooth pickup artist

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

I don't know the plot made no sense and the romance was ham handed

I cannot understand how you can be so mistaken.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Swan Oat posted:

i dont know about you but i am made horny by cat death -- a smooth pickup artist

"Unlike that cat, I think I know how to make a pussy wet."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I cannot understand how you can be so mistaken.

I'm channeling CineD

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

I'm channeling CineD

Oh. I'd see a doctor about that, sounds dangerous to your long-term welfare.

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