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if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi
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Berke Negri posted:if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi god there were way too many jedi in the prequels
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:38 |
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Berke Negri posted:if the movie will be as lazily written as the past ten years of star wars games they'll all turn out to be jedi Battlestar Galactica spoiler: The same, but for cylons.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:39 |
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comedy option: black stormtrooper turns out to be this generation's chewie
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:40 |
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nutranurse posted:comedy option: black stormtrooper turns out to be this generation's chewie Awesome and sexy?
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:41 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Awesome and sexy? grunting and incapable of speaking english
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:42 |
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Boyega has legit screen presence and appeal. He may be Jedi whatever that means now.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:42 |
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it's not star wars without over the top racism
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:43 |
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Jagchosis posted:grunting and incapable of speaking english Grunting is very sexy.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:44 |
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Jagchosis posted:it's not star wars without over the top racism The republic was really bad yeah
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:44 |
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now i hope theres a black hole in this movie
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:45 |
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Berke Negri posted:now i hope theres a black hole in this movie Yeah, it's called the cameo budget.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:46 |
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I hope they pull a Stan Lee and start giving George Lucas obvious cameos. Maybe have him wear a "Greedo shot first" t-shirt.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:48 |
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shakespeare is time traveling kanye
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:48 |
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uh guys i... i think i just watched a cat kill itself
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:49 |
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Good
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:49 |
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it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:49 |
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nutranurse posted:uh guys i... i think i just watched a cat kill itself euphronius posted:Good
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:50 |
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nutranurse posted:it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore Oh, no! Poor kitty.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:50 |
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i think it was aiming for the pool but really missed
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:51 |
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nutranurse posted:it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore i like cats and this should make me sad but if true that's funny to me for some reason
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:52 |
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nutranurse posted:it jumped off a balcony opposite me and its not moving anymore if horror movies have taught me anything this means your apartment complex is built on an indian burial ground
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:52 |
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Il Federale posted:i like cats and this should make me sad but if true that's funny to me for some reason lol the owners screaming bloody murder, poor kitty :C
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:52 |
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Hanoch Levin said it much more pithily: "Life is a hassle, death is short."
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:53 |
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the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:53 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:if horror movies have taught me anything this means your apartment complex is built on an indian burial ground To be fair, is not our entire country built on an Indian burial ground?
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:53 |
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nutranurse posted:the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something In death, the cat has tasked you with life.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:54 |
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nutranurse posted:lol the owners screaming bloody murder, poor kitty :C Are you living in Rear Window
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:55 |
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nutranurse posted:the owners kinda hot tho and weve met before and shes single so im gonna try to spin this into something Goon Speed. I suggest wearing the corpse as a hat, it's the type of wacky action Hollywood has told me women love.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:55 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Goon Speed. I suggest wearing the corpse as a hat, it's the type of wacky action Hollywood has told me women love. im not gonna like go over now. thatd be crass and besides ive got rice on the stove
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:55 |
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euphronius posted:Are you living in Rear Window Such an amazing movie. Anybody here who hasn't seen it, go find it and watch it right now.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:56 |
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"oh the animals are killing themselves mysteriously. now is my time to move in on the attractive single neighbour woman" God drat it have you not watched a horror movie
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:56 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Such an amazing movie. Anybody here who hasn't seen it, go find it and watch it right now. I don't know the plot made no sense and the romance was ham handed
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:57 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:"oh the animals are killing themselves mysteriously. now is my time to move in on the attractive single neighbour woman" nutranurse, I hope you're in one of those horror films that subverts expectations by having the black character be the survivor.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:58 |
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i dont know about you but i am made horny by cat death -- a smooth pickup artist
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:59 |
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euphronius posted:I don't know the plot made no sense and the romance was ham handed I cannot understand how you can be so mistaken.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:59 |
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Swan Oat posted:i dont know about you but i am made horny by cat death -- a smooth pickup artist "Unlike that cat, I think I know how to make a pussy wet."
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:59 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I cannot understand how you can be so mistaken. I'm channeling CineD
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euphronius posted:I'm channeling CineD Oh. I'd see a doctor about that, sounds dangerous to your long-term welfare.
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