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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rorus Raz posted:

Hot air balloons aren't cool?

This explains so much :ohdear:

What happened to angry donkey?

ETA:
5054 AM (1294AD): Edward I of England and Philip the Fair of France declare war on each other. To finance this war, both kings lay taxes on the clergy. Pope Boniface VIII insists that kings gain papal consent of taxation of the clergy and forbids churchmen to pay taxes.

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 02:15 on May 4, 2015

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Saint Sputnik felt I deserved a new avatar after getting his Tumblr DMCA'd :3:

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Oh, I was Ron Paul-ing it up as a joke and it feels kind of awkward now that I know they're actually serious.

most of what rask is talking about was done by sheng-ji yang, at least in the bernie sanders goonproject thread, and i don't think he's ever genuine posted in his life

The Warszawa posted:

oh what a day

what a lovely day

important to remember that biden is a stutterer so just getting out coherent sentences takes considerable effort on his part

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Does Sheldon marry punky Blossom that would be cool

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Jagchosis posted:

most of what rask is talking about was done by sheng-ji yang, at least in the bernie sanders goonproject thread, and i don't think he's ever genuine posted in his life

Oh yeah, sheng-ji-yang is doing it ironically as all gently caress.

quote:

biden is a stutterer

That's an interesting euphemism for "socially crippled alcoholic".

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
does bernie/his campaign have any official slogan yet?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

"Hillary is a horrible republican replicant"

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

That's an interesting euphemism for "socially crippled alcoholic".

Finally a candidate I can believe in.

Draft Biden

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

does bernie/his campaign have any official slogan yet?

"feel the bern"

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Exclamation Marx posted:

does bernie/his campaign have any official slogan yet?
"Four Years at Bernie's"

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
"a political revolution is coming". pshhhh

Badger of Basra posted:

"feel the bern"

lol

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Exclamation Marx posted:

does bernie/his campaign have any official slogan yet?

Full democratic socialism in November 2016

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Exclamation Marx posted:

does bernie/his campaign have any official slogan yet?

"Bernie Sanders posted:

Campaign Slogan: “One percent of this country owns 38 percent of the wealth. The bottom 60 percent owns 2.3 percent. We are essentially living in an oligarchy, one that is headed for the edge of the cliff if we do not address the social and economic inequalities that are propelling this downward spiral. How can we ever expect to reclaim the respect and support of the international community when we are starting wars in the name of democracy? When in our own country we are handing out $285 million-dollar severance packages while millions of Americans, even with the Affordable Care Act, remained uninsured? I’m telling you, the warning signs are here, and we must act. My name is Bernie Sanders.”

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Mysh is killing it, as usual:

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Badger of Basra posted:

"feel the bern"

:love:

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Full democratic socialism in November 2016

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
low syrup prices in january 2017

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Nintendo Kid posted:

low syrup prices in january 2017

Peace with the Maple Cartels in our lifetime.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
fuckin king tolman, first of his name

kill your loving queen mother regent for undermining your reign

its the loving safe option you fool

like motherfuckin king, your seed is more important than your momma giving birth to potential competitors. Kill your mother, donate her asset to purchase popular support for your purge of the religious fanatics, and get back to loving your wife while declaring an amnesty for the imp.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

is today ep 4 or 5 of game of thrones season 5? i watched the leaked eps immediately upon release so no clue

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

bernie will probably bring In a protectionist syrup scheme that causes prices to sky rocket.

Pancakes with honey will become common

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

forbidden lesbian posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I found out it was committing wrong thought to not refer to all previous girlfriends as ex's. I fail to see the problem with renewing an old relationship that didn't end on a bad note.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

fuckin king tolman, first of his name

kill your loving queen mother regent for undermining your reign

its the loving safe option you fool

like motherfuckin king, your seed is more important than your momma giving birth to potential competitors.

if this is CK2, i dont think claims work like that

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

joeburz posted:

is today ep 4 or 5 of game of thrones season 5? i watched the leaked eps immediately upon release so no clue

4

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

bernie will probably bring In a protectionist syrup scheme that causes prices to sky rocket.

Pancakes with honey will become common

would Bernie favor the Trans-Continental Syrup Pipeline?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

kustomkarkommando posted:

bernie will probably bring In a protectionist syrup scheme that causes prices to sky rocket.

Pancakes with honey will become common

We will return to the dark days of eating our pancakes with molasses.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Venom Snake posted:

I found out it was committing wrong thought to not refer to all previous girlfriends as ex's. I fail to see the problem with renewing an old relationship that didn't end on a bad note.

Hint: why did it end?

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Venom Snake posted:

I found out it was committing wrong thought to not refer to all previous girlfriends as ex's. I fail to see the problem with renewing an old relationship that didn't end on a bad note.

lol like your teenage relationships matter

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

fuckin king tolman, first of his name

kill your loving queen mother regent for undermining your reign

its the loving safe option you fool

like motherfuckin king, your seed is more important than your momma giving birth to potential competitors. Kill your mother, donate her asset to purchase popular support for your purge of the religious fanatics, and get back to loving your wife while declaring an amnesty for the imp.

The old gods of the Godswood (who actually exist, unlike the seven) are going to exact a harsh price on a matricidal king though.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh loving tommen okay

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hint: why did it end?

Hard to date someone 2000 miles away across the ocean.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

if this is CK2, i dont think claims work like that

If you have a large enough treasury and a strong enough army, gently caress anyone who stands in the way of your claim. Ain't no artificial authority to prevent you from killing your mother, seizing her assets for the royal treasury, and using them to create a make-work donative which purges the heritics.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

kustomkarkommando posted:

bernie will probably bring In a protectionist syrup scheme that causes prices to sky rocket.

Pancakes with honey will become common
Is this truly a bad thing?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill


mfw my girl turns out to be demonspawn

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

joeburz posted:

lol like your teenage relationships matter

p much this tho, it's not like like any of the relationships Iv had so far were much deeper than "we like each other lets have sex and go out to dinner".

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Peztopiary posted:

The old gods of the Godswood (who actually exist, unlike the seven) are going to exact a harsh price on a matricidal king though.

There is but one god, and that god is fire.

Burn the queen regent as blood sacrifice for the blood god

Retain acceptance of worship of the seven and initiate a restoration of the seven while coopting the institutions of the blood god

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

nutranurse posted:



mfw my girl turns out to be demonspawn

Totally okay with dating demonspawn. :shrug:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Venom Snake posted:

"we like each other lets have sex and go out to dinner".

but....these have been my last 3 or 4 relations

i think, statistically, accidents are supposed to happen which makes you have less sex and go out to dinner less with each other?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
bernie will ursurp the ron paul throne leaving his son, rand, a claimless bastard

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

bernie will ursurp the ron paul throne leaving his son, rand, a claimless bastard

until rand raises a host to reclaim his rightful patrimony

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