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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
burning sanders

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Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

rezatahs posted:

burning sanders

bernie saddles

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Capsaicin Coffee posted:

GBS = Goons for Bernie Sanders

Like this better.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
bern jita

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Segmentation Fault posted:

mods please rename General Bullshit to Goons for Bernie Sanders

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I heard that in '92 Bernie was hooking up with Madonna and Cher at the same drat time. I can't believe it but I guess it's true!

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
54 posts now. im climbing that board and by god I will shitpost my way to the top if it kills me

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
How would Bernie get over the hump in the general of being literally a socialist.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Matey posted:

reposting this little ditty from page 55. BOY, we've come a long way, gang.

That is a gem.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Venom Snake posted:

How would Bernie get over the hump in the general of being literally a socialist.

bernie is socialism made palatable

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Birds 'n salamanders

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Peter Schiff is my hero but Bernie Sanders is my personal Jesus.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
the ideal form of government is Helios and JC Denton merging to form a benevolent dictatorship governing without ambition and leading humanity to prosperity but failing that Bernie Sanders is the next best choice

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
bernie made-off
ceos got paid off
liking adolf got me
laid off

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Segmentation Fault posted:

bernie is socialism made palatable

most people unironically think centrists like Obama are socialist, to them burnie is basically v-lenin

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

InterFaced posted:

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in random kitchens in Oklahoma.

:btroll: Hey did you hear about that new democrat that entered the race?, He's a socialist.
:clint: Well of course he is, he's a democrat.
:btroll: No, No, You don't understand. He's really a socialist.

And here's an oldie from page 25! That feels so long ago!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Venom Snake posted:

How would Bernie get over the hump in the general of being literally a socialist.

he's not shying from the word and has been owning interviews left and right with frank honesty. check that link earlier in the thread with george stephenopouilous:

https://youtu.be/cz0u2FH5Bnk?t=39

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Venom Snake posted:

most people unironically think centrists like Obama are socialist, to them burnie is basically v-lenin

I am really curious if Fox is going to have to walk back calling Obama a socialist to make it clear that Berns is the real thing, or if they've basically painted themselves into a corner

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

'nother post, 'nother incremental increase in the amount being donated

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Who am I kidding, they'll probably just ignore him entirely to keep hatin' on Hillary

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
in the time for you to wait for the shitpost cooldown to time out you can watch 1.4 vines

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

mysterious frankie posted:

Bernie will go full Columbine if he doesn't win. He's going to dress up like Brandon Lee in The Crow and gun down his fellow politicians with Tech Nines while listening to Ministry.

he's got my vote

Only if it's psalm 69 or the mind is terrible ministry. none of that late 90s 2000s bullshit.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Carrasco posted:

I am really curious if Fox is going to have to walk back calling Obama a socialist to make it clear that Berns is the real thing, or if they've basically painted themselves into a corner

i haven't been watching tv but i wonder what fox news has been saying since he announced

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
https://vine.co/v/OHI9Q3WPiMt

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

he's not shying from the word and has been owning interviews left and right with frank honesty. check that link earlier in the thread with george stephenopouilous:

https://youtu.be/cz0u2FH5Bnk?t=39

This doesn't stop the majority of the retarded American republican associating socialism with evil.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

i haven't been watching tv but i wonder what fox news has been saying since he announced

oreilly.jpg

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Segmentation Fault posted:

54 posts now. im climbing that board and by god I will shitpost my way to the top if it kills me?

whats your wager?

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
bernie sanders is socialist but socialism is what america needs

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

spacemang_spliff posted:

whats your wager?

$420.69

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

:phoneb::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phoneline::phone:




heh

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
breine snardes

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Venom Snake posted:

This doesn't stop the majority of the retarded American republican associating socialism with evil.

he's so matter of fact and no nonsense about what he says that people have to listen. he doesn't get tongue tied playing politics trying to avoid alienating people and i think at their basic core, these are issues that people agree on across the aisle. my guess is that he only really has to beat hillary to become president, and he isn't going to alienate hillary's base with talk about these issues the way he executes it.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Banjo's Sardines

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

the sex number and the weed number? whoa there

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
another shitpost, another dime

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

he's so matter of fact and no nonsense about what he says that people have to listen. he doesn't get tongue tied playing politics trying to avoid alienating people and i think at their basic core, these are issues that people agree on across the aisle. my guess is that he only really has to beat hillary to become president, and he isn't going to alienate hillary's base with talk about these issues the way he executes it.

I believe in Bernie

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Segmentation Fault posted:

another shitpost, another dime

wait you're donating for every poo poo post?

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

spacemang_spliff posted:

he's got my vote

Only if it's psalm 69 or the mind is terrible ministry. none of that late 90s 2000s bullshit.

Bernies nails are painted black and his soundtrack of choice is Land of Rape & Honey

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