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Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up. Why did the jesus freaks brain that poor prostitute? Why did Bronn and Jaime fight those innocent guard dudes to the death? That's like five people with families. If the Sons of the Harpy are an army that can outfight the Unsullied and Barristan the Bold, why is Danaerys still alive? I never thought I'd complain there was too much killing on Game of Thrones. 
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rapeface posted:That subplot let us see Missandei's bomb rear end titties tho Yeah I regret nothing.
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May 4, 2015 03:55
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Fight Club Sandwich posted:such bullshit if he died to a bunch of faceless mooks I'm gonna be upset if he's dead. Someone on Reddit is saying that they saw the opening scene for the next episode and he's on the slab, but I'm going to hope they're just making poo poo up. The fact that Grey Worm saved him from getting his throat cut strikes me as significant though.
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May 4, 2015 03:56
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VagueRant posted:If the Sons of the Harpy are an army that can outfight the Unsullied and Barristan the Bold, why is Danaerys still alive? They took like 10 to 1 losses, and I assume the palace is more heavily defended than a single patrol
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May 4, 2015 03:58
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Majorian posted:I'm gonna be upset if he's dead. Someone on Reddit is saying that they saw the opening scene for the next episode and he's on the slab, but I'm going to hope they're just making poo poo up. The fact that Grey Worm saved him from getting his throat cut strikes me as significant though. its the first shot in next weeks trailer
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May 4, 2015 03:59
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VagueRant posted:Why did the jesus freaks brain that poor prostitute? Yes, why would religious radicals hate gay people? I wonder. Yes, why kill soldiers trying to arrest you? I wonder.
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May 4, 2015 04:00
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VagueRant posted:Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up. Because everyone in Game of Thrones is a garbage person.
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May 4, 2015 04:00
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So wait a minute a bigass dragon flies over head threatening to torch things, with a queen known as "the mother of dragons" in charge of the city, and these sons of the harpy guys think its a good idea to start their uprising now? Oh but I guess they killed the Unsullied and Ser Barristan so it will work out just fine.
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May 4, 2015 04:00
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zVxTeflon posted:its the first shot in next weeks trailer Well, who knows. Maybe it's a Monty Python-style "I'm not dead yet!" fakeout. Please Jebus.
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May 4, 2015 04:02
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Majorian posted:Well, who knows. Maybe it's a Monty Python-style "I'm not dead yet!" fakeout. Please Jebus. Here is a definite answer: There is an interview with the actor who played him in Entertainment Weekly asking how he feels about being killed off. He is definitely dead.
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VagueRant posted:Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up. He smuggled a primo member of the family that killed their dad into the country and didn't bring him to them. VagueRant posted:Why did the jesus freaks brain that poor prostitute? SINNERS!  VagueRant posted:Why did Bronn and Jaime fight those innocent guard dudes to the death? That's like five people with families. Probably to avoid getting poked with spears, maybe. Or at least brought in as prisoners/suspicious persons to the powers that be and then poked with spears. VagueRant posted:If the Sons of the Harpy are an army that can outfight the Unsullied and Barristan the Bold, why is Danaerys still alive? Because one patrol of like 8 Unsullied or whatever took out 20 or more masked dudes as they died. Dany has like 7,000 more Unsullied hanging around. VagueRant posted:I never thought I'd complain there was too much killing on Game of Thrones. Valar Morghulis
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VagueRant posted:Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up. Is this a real post?
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The Berzerker posted:Here is a definite answer: There is an interview with the actor who played him in Entertainment Weekly asking how he feels about being killed off. He is definitely dead. Well poo poo. I'm guessing Jorah will be taking over his part in the books going, then. I can't say I'm pleased with that at all. Oh well. All right, enough spoilers from me. Still a drat good episode this week.
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ContraceptiveCereal posted:There can be only one bodyguard/adviser to the queen. Now we just need to eunuch-ize Tyrion and he can fulfill Greyworm's romance with Missandei. I feel like this is the only reason they killed him off, Dany's inner circle would have started to get really crowded once Varys, Tyrion and Jorah (and Illyrio?) join up with her. Varys was there during the reign of the mad king right? He would know just as much, if not more about that time than Barristan would
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Preview talk: i don't think these masked dudes planned this very well. Killing all of Darnerys advisors? Back to the murdering fire breathing dragons. poo poo is going to BURN next week. I can't wait.
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May 4, 2015 04:12
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Oh, and when did LF and Sansa go to Winterfell? I feel like I missed something because the last thing I remember they were hanging out in Moat Cailin.
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fullroundaction posted:Oh, and when did LF and Sansa go to Winterfell? I feel like I missed something because the last thing I remember they were hanging out in Moat Cailin. They went to Winterfell when you went to the kitchen to get something to eat last week.
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VagueRant posted:Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up.
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May 4, 2015 04:39
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Great episode but the acting in the sand snakes scene was atrocious and probably the worst I've seen since arya stabbed the fat boy
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oswald ownenstein posted:Great episode but the acting in the sand snakes scene was atrocious and probably the worst I've seen since arya stabbed the fat boy
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May 4, 2015 04:46
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The most obvious reason the ship captain got murdered is because he's a fuckboy little snitch.
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May 4, 2015 04:49
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snucks posted:The scene's cinematography was also awful. It reminded me of some kind of extra webisode
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May 4, 2015 04:51
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I'm just excited to see Dorne this season, so I'll take what I can get. It seems so strange that this is all part of Westeros
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May 4, 2015 04:54
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Was I the only one who found Melisandre saying "You know nothing Jon Snow" to be a bit of a mindfuck?
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May 4, 2015 04:55
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She has mind-reading magic, but it only works if her tits are exposed
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She did a palm reading with her nipple.
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May 4, 2015 05:02
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Dany needs to reopen the fighting pits, and make that rich boy that keeps insisting upon them be the main event for the first night. Then she should raze the city and move on. Meereen is a poo poo city.
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snucks posted:The scene's cinematography was also awful.
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VagueRant posted:Why did Oberyn's bastard girls murder that ship captain guy? That seemed hella unneccessary and hosed up. Because he let Jaime Lannister into Dorne. Because they're psycho nuts. Because the guards wanted to arrest them/kill them. Because they were doing guerrilla tactics - striking when the Unsullied were separated and outnumbered and by surprise. Dany presumably always has a lot of guards around her person. You're a whiner imho ===== Majorian posted:The fact that Grey Worm saved him from getting his throat cut strikes me as significant though. But yeah that interview with EW is kinda damning EccoRaven fucked around with this message at 05:22 on May 4, 2015 |
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May 4, 2015 05:19
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So Jon pretty much has to be a Baratheon right? That was the rule of shadow pussy magic, correct?
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ParliamentOfDogs posted:So Jon pretty much has to be a Baratheon right? That was the rule of shadow pussy magic, correct? Any king works, I think.
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Am I just being a pedant, or is it a weird and stupid idea to use spear-wielding soldiers as street cops? I thought the Unsullied were supposed to be crazy badass supersoldiers who can kill a dozen men each. Apparently not as much. Oh well, I guess Ser Barristan got to take out a bunch of dudes before going out. Good for him, I guess. Hope Grey Worm is ok.
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May 4, 2015 05:27
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My only regret is Barristan Selmy didn't get to do that to more people in the show.
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Yiou guys and youre Barristane Selmy crap are bullshit, do we have anyone keepijgn track on when i can taunt the bookreaderss?
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May 4, 2015 05:29
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Any king works for Melisandre's sex magic, but yeah, he's not just Ned's bastard. She has very specific tastes and she was giving a real hard sell, there. Also, they haven't mentioned Lyanna in seasons. That can't be coincidental.
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Xealot posted:Am I just being a pedant, or is it a weird and stupid idea to use spear-wielding soldiers as street cops? I thought the Unsullied were supposed to be crazy badass supersoldiers who can kill a dozen men each. They are. They're also supposed to be numb to pain (nipple) but that kind of got dropped somewhere along the way as well.
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Spear and shield would have been somewhat useful in the narrow alleyways they started in, and if they had kept in formation. The Unsullied aren't superhuman, they just work really well in formation and have no fear so they are less likely to break formation. (Grey Worm seems to be an exception because he was supposed to be a leader or something?) Splitting up into loose groups of half a dozen and fighting individually is like the opposite of what they should be doing.
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ParliamentOfDogs posted:So Jon pretty much has to be a Baratheon right? That was the rule of shadow pussy magic, correct? Prepare for a lot of really weird responses. I personally like to think that Jon actually is just Ned's kid with some camp follower, and the reason why he doted on him so much was plain-old paternal affection 
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Xealot posted:Am I just being a pedant, or is it a weird and stupid idea to use spear-wielding soldiers as street cops? I thought the Unsullied were supposed to be crazy badass supersoldiers who can kill a dozen men each. Apparently not as much. You know, I was upset by that tonight, re-watching tonight's episode. It seems that the Unsullied would have pulled into a phalanx, instead they fought spears against daggers in a corridor. Fearless super-soldiers, trained together since birth... you might expect at least a basic knowledge of how to work as a unit. 10 to 1 casualties still seems a bit too good for disorganized rebels with no peripheral vision.
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