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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

tom brokaw lauding the moynihan report on meet the press smh

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Things I learned hanging out with family this weekend: never try to compete against "orientals."


Spaceman Future! posted:

hahah BURN whoever this is


solid list

missing known good poster Sharkie


:tipshat:

:hfive: also Spaceman Future, a Good Poster

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Sharkie posted:

Things I learned hanging out with family this weekend: never try to compete against "orientals."


:hfive: also Spaceman Future, a Good Poster

It's true, you can't hope to beat the fuel efficiency and excellent resale value of my posting.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Badger of Basra posted:

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

He's a very sad man.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Badger of Basra posted:

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

No-one knows what it's like to be the bad man; to be the sad man behind blue eyes.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Sharkie posted:

stepdad seems pretty with it, all things considered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXbd7Ox9HjM

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Sharkie posted:

Things I learned hanging out with family this weekend: never try to compete against "orientals."

they cheat, without shame.

you don't see any riots in america over children not being allowed to cheat on tests, now do you?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PupsOfWar posted:

it was cool when Cap reacted to this relationship with horror and the tone of the comic was all "pfff Cap stop being such an archaic prude, it's like 2006"

Yea that was probably my favorite use of that absolutely never needed 'storyline', 'ha ha this old fuddy duddy is CONFUSED about the idea of a brother and sister loving? Wow, things changed since the 40's, old man!'

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I didn''t immediately hate it: a good song. Actually I thought it was chill, and good.

In the spirit of songposting, here's another chill song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg

My Imaginary GF posted:

they cheat, without shame.

you don't see any riots in america over children not being allowed to cheat on tests, now do you?

Oh migf :allears:

For context, this was about my nephew getting placed second trumpet in the school band instead of first.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Sharkie posted:

Oh migf :allears:

For context, this was about my nephew getting placed second trumpet in the school band instead of first.

"No one remembers second trumpet you little poo poo, you may as well kill yourself now you will die a failure."

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Spaceman Future! posted:

"No one remembers second trumpet you little poo poo, you may as well kill yourself now you will die a failure."

hey, spaceman

nobody remembers first trumpet, either

everyone remembers first flute if they hot

nobody remembers first trumpet, second trumpet, third string, fourth cello, fifth base, nor sixth sax.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Badger of Basra posted:

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

tanning so much without googles, the UV rays damaged his tear ducts

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

hey, spaceman

nobody remembers first trumpet, either

everyone remembers first flute if they hot

nobody remembers first trumpet, second trumpet, third string, fourth cello, fifth base, nor sixth sax.

thats not true

everyone remembers the first time they get to fifth base

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

extra garlic when the bar's all out of mohitos

true story guy I know's dad dated one of Boehner's many sisters in his youth. Apparently Boehner is the perfect encapsulation of an Ohio alcoholic, only he's no longer in Ohio.

Spaceman Future! posted:

thats not true

everyone remembers the first time they get to fifth base


Spaceman, if she told ya what it was was fifth base, I dunno what to tell ya

you got hoodwinked, my man, while the rest of us were running past third to home plate.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

why are john boehner's eyes so watery

he is never not on the verge of spilling his brains all over the capitol

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

My Imaginary GF posted:


Spaceman, if she told ya what it was was fifth base, I dunno what to tell ya

you got hoodwinked, my man, while the rest of us were running past third to home plate.

I'm pretttttttty sure Spaceman know what it's like to see a bare ankle.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

i just noticed cyclops is hank hill

bwaahahaAHAHAhhhhh

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

i just noticed cyclops is hank hill

bwaahahaAHAHAhhhhh

he shoots propane and propane accessories from his eyes

i miss xman cartoons. i didnt really get it when it was on. these days? i think i'd like it if i were a kid, not nearly as much as I loved early simpsons, swatkatz, or dbz tho

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Why are you repeating yourself? :raise:

i dunno how that happened but i was napping when i did that

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Sharkie posted:

I'm pretttttttty sure Spaceman know what it's like to see a bare ankle.

its hot it what it is, uncontrollably so

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jagchosis posted:

i dunno how that happened but i was napping when i did that

Sleep-trolling me? I'm flattered.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Literally trolling you in their sleep

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Nintendo Kid posted:

the bernie sanders cessna with a commodore 64



i really want a Castleton t-shirt

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
60- Dagor Aglareb, the Glorious Battle- the Noldor defeat Melkor's armies completely and begin a 395-year siege of Angband.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Effectronica posted:

60- Dagor Aglareb, the Glorious Battle- the Noldor defeat Melkor's armies completely and begin a 395-year siege of Angband.

not big on siege technology, are they

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

V. Illych L. posted:

not big on siege technology, are they

how dare you impinge the valor of the Noldor in this way

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

lol at how awful the primary thread is getting and stuff hasnt even heated up yet

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

joeburz posted:

lol at how awful the primary thread is getting and stuff hasnt even heated up yet

yeah it's getting bad

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
joe patiently explaining to every new poster the mathematical and practical impossibilities of sanders taking the nom

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

V. Illych L. posted:

not big on siege technology, are they

Angband was buried under a trio of extinct volcanoes.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
i know, i am a huge lotr nerd

still, though
four hundred years

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

V. Illych L. posted:

i know, i am a huge lotr nerd

still, though
four hundred years

The most amazing discovery from HOME is that the War of Wrath lasted for forty years of slaughtering orcs and trolls before Melkor sends out the dragons, so really, it's entirely probable "Angband" translates to "clown car".

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

lol

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

V. Illych L. posted:

i know, i am a huge lotr nerd

still, though
four hundred years

YOU figure out a way to assault Thangorodrim

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Effectronica posted:

The most amazing discovery from HOME is that the War of Wrath lasted for forty years of slaughtering orcs and trolls before Melkor sends out the dragons, so really, it's entirely probable "Angband" translates to "clown car".

Yeah the whole point of the Seige was Morgoth decides to bide his time and attempt to annihilate everyone in one fell swoop, the Seige was just the Noldor feeling good about themselves. He still misjudges and fails to completely subdue to Elves and Men during the Dagor Bragollach

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Tolkien is like the one thing I have allowed myself to be a complete and utter nerd about into my adult years.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

V. Illych L. posted:

i know, i am a huge lotr nerd

still, though
four hundred years

There's probably not much incentive to hurry, if your troops are elves

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

PupsOfWar posted:

There's probably not much incentive to hurry, if your troops are elves

there is if your enemies are orcs

anyway, they could have, i dunno, tunnelled around the place and collapsed the first few levels or something

if digging is too dirty for you, hire some dwarves and have them do it

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
i mean, it's not as though the noldor weren't huge dicks anyway so they could conceivably have used some sort of magic to revive the volcanoes. morgoth's affinity to volcanoes might be a problem there, but it might be done

e. wait why am i even discussing this, god drat it

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