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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
“Obviously, vaccinations work. Vaccination has worked for many, many years,” Sen. Bernie Sanders told The Daily Beast

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
As far as I can tell, the only position Bernie supports that I do not (other than, of course, FULL COMMUNISM) is mandatory labeling of GMO products, and I'm willing to eat that one to have a candidate that actually, genuinely wants to help working class people in the US in the year of our dark lord obama 2015.

I donated some money to his campaign, even.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Vox Nihili posted:

As far as I can tell, the only position Bernie supports that I do not (other than, of course, FULL COMMUNISM) is mandatory labeling of GMO products, and I'm willing to eat that one to have a candidate that actually, genuinely wants to help working class people in the US in the year of our dark lord obama 2015.

I donated some money to his campaign, even.

What are Bernie's stances on Israel and domestic nuclear energy production?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

My Imaginary GF posted:

What are Bernie's stances on Israel and domestic nuclear energy production?

Counting Israel makes two I guess, though he's probably less likely to bomb people to prop up Israel than pretty much any other candidate.

He's a "true green sources" kind of guy which is fine, anything to get us away from fossil fuels. Nuclear is a good alternative but I won't shed a tear if an energy investment policy focused entirely on renewables.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

What are Bernie's stances on Israel and domestic nuclear energy production?

Sanders is a strong supporter of Israel and has defended the actions governments have taken in "self defense". He has lauded his vote in the House against the '91 Gulf War, and the 2003 Iraq War as Senator.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

My Imaginary GF posted:

What are Bernie's stances on Israel and domestic nuclear energy production?

He supports Israel with the occasional slight admonishment when the number of UN designated shelters being blown up gets too high to ignore. With the personal antagonism that seems to exist between Hillary and Bibi, Sanders might somehow be the pro-Israel candidate between the two, not that that means much.

He seems to be softly anti-nuclear power. No statements that he wants a hard bans but questioning subsidies to the industry and throwing up regulatory roadblocks.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

I'll absolutely toxx on the fact that Hillary will, if President of the United States, enter into meaningless illegal wars, i'm sorry, military actions, with other nations on trumped up pretext, much like Obama. I don't know if it will be Iran and won't dream of trying to call specifics.

How are you drawing the distinction between legal and illegal military action?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Nonsense posted:

Sanders is a strong supporter of Israel and has defended the actions governments have taken in "self defense". He has lauded his vote in the House against the '91 Gulf War, and the 2003 Iraq War as Senator.

Apart from his anti-nuke stance, I'm sold.

Emanuel/Sanders '16: Two Jews, One Presidency

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

How are you drawing the distinction between legal and illegal military action?

Illegal military actions are any which his friends ablooabloo over, whereas legal are ones which he doesn't have to go on.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

How are you drawing the distinction between legal and illegal military action?

Also, do actions conducted exclusively with flying robot assassins count, or do we have to actually make a commitment of human or human-ish force?

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Imaginary GF posted:

Jesus loving christ, it's folks like you who seriously think this which scares us moderate D's into voting and contributing to someone like Jeb. With Jeb, you don't second-guess that he'd put Jeb's interest before Israel's, you know Jeb's best interest is Israel's best interest.

If the single issue you decide your vote on is the welfare of a specific foreign state you shouldn't really be allowed to vote in the first place.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

bango skank posted:

If the single issue you decide your vote on is the welfare of a specific foreign state you shouldn't really be allowed to vote in the first place.

:ceylon:

Man that would be a tricky gimmick to figure out. Can't even go with "which candidate cares the least about war crimes?" anymore, thanks Sirisena. :mad:

meristem
Oct 2, 2010
I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.

My Imaginary GF posted:

What are Bernie's stances on Israel and domestic nuclear energy production?
Does this matter? He isn't going to win the primaries anyway, so isn't that like, I dunno, demanding from an unmarried man that he stop beating that wife? I'm sure there's a name for this. Key point being, it just won't matter.

According to some of you guys upthread, the thing that is, possibly, achievable, in keeping with all that SMART bullshit, is a Sanders-Clinton debate. Provided this guy "keeps up his visibility". What's the metric for that?


e: do I get to spam inane memes and FWDs, is my point.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Under the vegetable posted:

Seriously, if the Green party says poo poo that stupid, and the last two Socialist party ticket presidential candidates were a woman who wasn't actually old enough to be president and a 9/11 truther, I might as well just start my own political party and run for president the day I turn 35.

Welcome to the radical left, enjoy your own complimentary political party- one free for each member.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ben Carson's announcement video features the Freddie Gray protests and every stock video clip of children in existence. Yes, kid_waving_flag.avi makes an appearance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbh2zSNyjLk

Foma
Oct 1, 2004
Hello, My name is Lip Synch. Right now, I'm making a post that is anti-bush or something Micheal Moore would be proud of because I and the rest of my team lefty friends (koba1t included) need something to circle jerk to.
So a black guy, a white woman, and a white guy who identifies as a hispanic attempt enter the Republican Primary...


How does this joke end?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Foma posted:

So a black guy, a white woman, and a white guy who identifies as a hispanic attempt enter the Republican Primary...


How does this joke end?

White guy?

Foma
Oct 1, 2004
Hello, My name is Lip Synch. Right now, I'm making a post that is anti-bush or something Micheal Moore would be proud of because I and the rest of my team lefty friends (koba1t included) need something to circle jerk to.

Jeb Bush
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/jeb-bush-once-claimed-be-hispanic

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Tech whiz Carly should have registered more domains. http://carlyfiorina.org/

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Joementum posted:

Tech whiz Carly should have registered more domains. http://carlyfiorina.org/

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Carly is running

https://carlyforpresident.com/meet-carly

I would not run your campaign on this


Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 14:18 on May 4, 2015

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Carly Fiorina makes the bold move of featuring another candidate's announcement video in her announcement video. (17 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6-MP8tQ2DU

William Bear fucked around with this message at 14:22 on May 4, 2015

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

She really is running on HP



Also the logo

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

She really is running on HP



What else does she have to run on? Not being elected in California?

I look forward to the dystopian future that would ensue as all currency is replaced by printer ink.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Not sure what is going on with A

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Tech whiz Carly should have registered more domains. http://carlyfiorina.org/



DEMONSHEEP: DO NOT HOVER

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Not sure what is going on with A

Blind folded and gagged.

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Not sure what is going on with A

After the M in "Merica", the letters don't line up. They are all slightly lower then the rest of the graphic, and it's annoying me.

Guess he just lost my vote :v:.

Drastic Actions fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 4, 2015

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?


It looks like an rear end in a top hat.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Trevor Hale posted:

It looks like an rear end in a top hat.

Or a clothing brand

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Gravel Gravy posted:

Blind folded and gagged.

M giving A a handy.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

How are you drawing the distinction between legal and illegal military action?

I'm going to assume by whether it violates the UN charter or not.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What do the 6 white dots represent

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What do the 6 white dots represent

We Must Secure The Existence Of

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Or a clothing brand

From JCPenney

Also:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Carly is running

https://carlyforpresident.com/meet-carly

I would not run your campaign on this



Looks like a page that didn't make it into the 1994 JCPenney catalog.

It all fits, Carly Fiorina wants to take us back twenty years
Which is pretty progressive for the GOP. Fiorina 2016, people!!

root beer fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 4, 2015

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Carly is running

https://carlyforpresident.com/meet-carly

I would not run your campaign on this



Her hair looking like a helmet in this picture thanks to the poor image editing skills is really getting to me

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Carly is running

https://carlyforpresident.com/meet-carly

I would not run your campaign on this



White text on white background

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Under the vegetable posted:

Seriously, if the Green party says poo poo that stupid, and the last two Socialist party ticket presidential candidates were a woman who wasn't actually old enough to be president and a 9/11 truther, I might as well just start my own political party and run for president the day I turn 35.

No your best bet is to run in the Democratic primary to pull the national dialogue in your direction. Just like Bernie is doing, actually.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Not sure what is going on with A

He's just a big fan of the USAA logo.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
If we vote for Carly, the valuation of the US will shoot up 4 years later.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

ayn rand hand job posted:

If we vote for Carly, the valuation of the US will shoot up 4 years later.

Well yeah after rock bottom you don't have much elsewhere to go.

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