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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Unsurprisingly Dersh appears to be ignoring the agency and history of the minority prosecutor.

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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euphronius posted:

Did Melkor have a silmaril at that time, I don't remember. During the siege.

he had two, i think

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Also I interpreted the long Siege as ideal for the Noldor Princes: they could take over and rule Beleriand under marital rule for centuries. The Sons of Feanor could also put off that pesky oath because I mean they were technically trying to get back the gems, even though they weren't really.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

quote:

Socialist Red Guardsman, real name Gu Lao, is one of the oldest Chinese heroes. He used his solar powers to carry out the Cultural Revolution. His body is highly radioactive, so he is forced to wear a special suit of containment armor reverse engineered from Durlan technology. He has since become bitter and disillusioned as China abandons Mao Zedong's vision and embraces market economics. He lives like a hermit in an isolated stretch of the Gobi Desert due to the possible threat of a nuclear meltdown.

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Apr 11, 2008

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euphronius posted:

Also I interpreted the long Siege as ideal for the Noldor Princes: they could take over and rule Beleriand under marital rule for centuries.

i love the implications of your typo itp

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Apr 11, 2008

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hahahahaha my god that's heavy-handed

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

V. Illych L. posted:

uh superman has dark hair he is clearly no true aryan :colbert:

so did hitler :colbert:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Weird that both major Chinese heroes from the big two are radioactive men.

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Apr 11, 2008

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LorrdErnie posted:

so did hitler :colbert:

hitler, a hypocrite? well colour me shocked

next you'll be calling him short

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

V. Illych L. posted:

hahahahaha my god that's heavy-handed

the whole Great Ten are just some weird fever-dream ideas grant morrison wrote down after he did a ton of drugs and skimmed some wiki articles about chinese culture.

My favorite is the woman whose superpower is super-pregnancy, birthing legions of hive-mind clone supersoldiers. Even Heinlein didn't metaphorize the Yellow Peril that hardcore.

zoux posted:

Weird that both major Chinese heroes from the big two are radioactive men.

There's always Shang-chi!

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
when was the last time dershowitz did something important anyways

V. Illych L. posted:

hitler, a hypocrite? well colour me shocked

next you'll be calling him short

he knew what really mattered was how aryan you are inside, like over several generations

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


this is a great election poster

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

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one of my favourite things about the whole eugenics programme is that they would perform hair- and eye-colour checks and poo poo, taking hair from individuals and comparing them to standardised spectra that they'd put together like you'd do a paint colour

because, you know, why not

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

LorrdErnie posted:

when was the last time dershowitz did something important anyways


quote:

Sexual assault allegations

On December 30, 2014, a Florida court filing named Alan Dershowitz as one of several prominent figures alleged to have participated in sexual activities with a minor. The motion states that Dershowitz had sexual relations on several occasions with an underage girl later identified as Virginia Roberts,[70] employed by financier and convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein.[71] Dershowitz, who represented Epstein in his 2008 plea deal, denied the allegations.[72] Dershowitz challenged Roberts to make her claims under oath; on January 21, 2015 Roberts submitted a sworn declaration reaffirming the allegations.[73]

lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

which eugenics program

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Apr 11, 2008

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one of the things i really like about Walter Benjamin is how much his very existence must have pissed the nazis off

why yes, he was a decadent francophile marxist jewish modernist sexually liberated cultural theorist, why do you ask

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zoux posted:

which eugenics program

the nazi one

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

euphronius posted:

Did Melkor have a silmaril at that time, I don't remember. During the siege.

3. Beren and Luthien steal one in the time after the dagor bragollach

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

V. Illych L. posted:

one of the things i really like about Walter Benjamin is how much his very existence must have pissed the nazis off

why yes, he was a decadent francophile marxist jewish modernist sexually liberated cultural theorist, why do you ask

say what you will about fascists, they are very good at identifying their enemies.

they're absolutely right when they say intellectuals, diasporic peoples, democracy, education etc.

Like

quote:

“Argentina has three main enemies: Karl Marx, because he tried to destroy the Christian concept of society; Sigmund Freud, because he tried to destroy the Christian concept of the family; and Albert Einstein, because he tried to destroy the Christian concept of time and space.”

yeah sounds about right actually

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Ugh. Broke as gently caress so I'm budgeting my diet, but there's a cheese pizza in my freezer that I really want now that I'm drunk.

Gotta convince myself not to eat the pizza. That's dinner tomorrow, not snack tonight.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
hahaha holy poo poo

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Apr 11, 2008

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Disinterested posted:

say what you will about fascists, they are very good at identifying their enemies.

they're absolutely right when they say intellectuals, diasporic peoples, democracy, education etc.

Like


yeah sounds about right actually

the best part of this is how they manage to continuously update this poo poo

like, they won't go explicitly anti-democratic these days, they'll just go for hollowing it out while crying about how the will of the people expressed through base reactionary populism and any opposition is clearly denying said will, made manifest through cryptofascist parties

and by best, i mean worst, of course, because fascists are seriously The Worst

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WoodrowSkillson posted:

3. Beren and Luthien steal one in the time after the dagor bragollach

"oi a chav fancied me silmaril and nicked it, mate"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009




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Aug 2, 2011


$ mv fullcommunism.sh
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$ cd /america
$ ./fullcommunism.sh


V. Illych L. posted:

atm i'm bottlenecked by some text extraction being much slower than anticipated, so i have literally nothing to do except nerd it the gently caress up on the internet

i normally feel that being pedantic about fantasy logistics etc. is rather missing the point of mythological fantasy, which is that the siege of angband being four hundred years long is meant to illustrate a thematic point about evil rather than saying anything about the military engineering of a bunch of immortal aryans

have you ever read wheel of time?

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sudo rm -rf posted:

have you ever read wheel of time?

i am the overnerd, of course i have

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
oscar isaacs owns

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

V. Illych L. posted:

the best part of this is how they manage to continuously update this poo poo

like, they won't go explicitly anti-democratic these days, they'll just go for hollowing it out while crying about how the will of the people expressed through base reactionary populism and any opposition is clearly denying said will, made manifest through cryptofascist parties

and by best, i mean worst, of course, because fascists are seriously The Worst

the will of the people*


*for some definitions of people


edit: i gave up on wheel of time after like book 9
i swear nothing had happened in like 3 books

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


I love everything about all 4 of these so hype

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
The one thing I think I can knock Tolkein for is that there is zero passion in his characters. At their most heated they might give a rousing speech but beyond that they might as well be one of those stock Cold War movie characters whose turn-ons are: God, Apple pie, saluting the flag.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

The one thing I think I can knock Tolkein for is that there is zero passion in his characters. At their most heated they might give a rousing speech but beyond that they might as well be one of those stock Cold War movie characters whose turn-ons are: God, Apple pie, saluting the flag.

no that is wrong. Objectively.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Liebowitz is a good photographer.

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$ mv fullcommunism.sh
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$ ./fullcommunism.sh


V. Illych L. posted:

i am the overnerd, of course i have

good man

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

euphronius posted:

no that is wrong. Objectively.

objection!

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paranoid randroid posted:

The one thing I think I can knock Tolkein for is that there is zero passion in his characters. At their most heated they might give a rousing speech but beyond that they might as well be one of those stock Cold War movie characters whose turn-ons are: God, Apple pie, saluting the flag.

there's a lot of capital-p Problematic racial overtones in his work which i think it more knockable tbh, even if it is more complicated than sometimes assumed. tolkien's characters aren't really supposed to be, uh, characters as such, they're supposed to be standins for some epic (in the sense of 'telling/informative') archetype or other

so Sam is Heroic Humility, Boromir is Proud Warrior, Théoden is Corrupted Warrior King, Beren is The Best of Man, Eowyn is The Rebellious Woman etc.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mallory continues to be the infallible oracle of our times.

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LorrdErnie posted:

edit: i gave up on wheel of time after like book 9
i swear nothing had happened in like 3 books

this is not true, there is a ton of creepy spanking

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

also waht's the biggest reactionary SW thread in the forums so I can go see unreasonable criticisms of those Vanity Fair pics

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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paranoid randroid posted:

The one thing I think I can knock Tolkein for is that there is zero passion in his characters. At their most heated they might give a rousing speech but beyond that they might as well be one of those stock Cold War movie characters whose turn-ons are: God, Apple pie, saluting the flag.

it really is a shame that he wrote so much of the silm as summary and never really fleshed out that much

but hey, any excuse to quote

“And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined.”

“You renounce your friendship even in the hour of our need ' he said. 'Yet you were glad indeed to receive our aid when you came at last to these shores fainthearted loiterers and well-nigh emptyhanded. In huts on the beaches would you be dwelling still had not the Noldor carved out your haven and toiled upon your walls.”

“For suddenly above him far and faint his song was taken up, and a voice answering called to him. Maedhros it was that sang amid his torment. But Fingon climbed to the foot of the precipice where his kinsman hung; and then he could go no farther, and he wept when he saw the cruel device of Morgoth. Maedhros therefore, being in anguish without hope, begged Fingon to shoot him with his bow; and Fingon strung an arrow, and bent his bow. And seeing no better hope he cried to Manwe, saying: 'O King to whom birds are dear, speed now this feathered shaft, and recall some pity for the Noldor in their need!'....Now, even as Fingon bent his bow, there flew down from the high airs Thorondor, King of Eagles, mightiest of all birds that have ever been, whose outstretched wings spanned thirty fathoms; and staying Fingon's hand he took him up, and bore him to the face of the rock where Maethros hung.”

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

zoux posted:

also waht's the biggest reactionary SW thread in the forums so I can go see unreasonable criticisms of those Vanity Fair pics

Prob the CD thread but they are taking it well.

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