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Joementum posted:

Tech whiz Carly should have registered more domains. http://carlyfiorina.org/

Look who made a comeback.

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gently caress, beaten.

# ? May 4, 2015 15:40

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:31

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Or a clothing brand

It's almost the Macy's logo:

# ? May 4, 2015 15:45

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Out of all the GOP candidates logos, which is the worst (so far)

# ? May 4, 2015 15:50

Foma: Oct 1, 2004; Hello, My name is Lip Synch. Right now, I'm making a post that is anti-bush or something Micheal Moore would be proud of because I and the rest of my team lefty friends (koba1t included) need something to circle jerk to.

my bony fealty posted:

Her hair looking like a helmet in this picture thanks to the poor image editing skills is really getting to me

Why can't a woman run for office with you focusing on her looks?

# ? May 4, 2015 15:57

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Out of all the GOP candidates logos, which is the worst (so far)

# ? May 4, 2015 15:58

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

https://www.bencarson.com/ is holding his announcement now.

He's even more of a joke than I thought.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:10

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I would really like to talk to someone who actually believes that Ben Carson would be a good president... That would be scary as poo poo.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:14

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

rear end cobra posted:

https://www.bencarson.com/ is holding his announcement now.

He's even more of a joke than I thought.

Has he gotten to the part of the speech with offensive Holocaust comparisons or prison sex analogies?

"I don't want to be a politician. That's why I'm running for President."

# ? May 4, 2015 16:17

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Joementum posted:

Tech whiz Carly should have registered more domains. http://carlyfiorina.org/

Drastic Actions posted:

DEMONSHEEP: DO NOT HOVER

It's wonderful, it's all wonderful.

2016 will be wonderful. Wonderfuuuuullllllll.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:21

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

Ah yes, the rising tech juggernaut of the last decade, HP.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:31

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

mcmagic posted:

I would really like to talk to someone who actually believes that Ben Carson would be a good president... That would be scary as poo poo.

I believe you'd be speaking with Henry Lewis Gates, Jr.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:43

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

So come debate time

Carly
Carson
Jeb
Walker
Rubio
Cruz
Rand
Huckabee
Graham
Kasich?
Perry?
Trump?
Santorum?
Christie?

# ? May 4, 2015 16:52

Michael Scott: Jan 3, 2010; by zen death robot

Foma posted:

Why can't a woman run for office with you focusing on her looks?

Are you serious? Poe's Law I guess. The personal appearance of any candidate is going to be seriously scrutinized, woman or man.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So come debate time

Carly
Carson
Jeb
Walker
Rubio
Cruz
Rand
Huckabee
Graham
Kasich?
Perry?
Trump?
Santorum?
Christie?

Jesus Christie this is gonna be great.

Michael Scott fucked around with this message at 16:58 on May 4, 2015

# ? May 4, 2015 16:56

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Tomahawk posted:

Ah yes, the rising tech juggernaut of the last decade, HP.

We just need Snyder to declare and we'll have Gateway represented too.

# ? May 4, 2015 16:56

Axolotl: Jan 23, 2002; Whatever

Foma posted:

Why can't a woman run for office with you focusing on her looks?

Have you seen what they say about Walker and Cruz?

# ? May 4, 2015 16:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Foma posted:

So a black guy, a white woman, and a white guy who identifies as a hispanic attempt enter the Republican Primary...

How does this joke end?

The Aristocrats

# ? May 4, 2015 17:03

V. Illych L.: Apr 11, 2008; ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Foma posted:

So a black guy, a white woman, and a white guy who identifies as a hispanic attempt enter the Republican Primary...

How does this joke end?

# ? May 4, 2015 17:04

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Michael Scott posted:

Are you serious? Poe's Law I guess. The personal appearance of any candidate is going to be seriously scrutinized, woman or man.

Jesus Christie this is gonna be great.

Christie ain't jumping in until next month, by which time he'll be under indigtment and the hindenburg candidate of the Republican race to the white house

# ? May 4, 2015 17:05

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So come debate time

Carly
Carson
Jeb
Walker
Rubio
Cruz
Rand
Huckabee
Graham
Kasich?
Perry?
Trump?
Santorum?
Christie?

Everybody always forgets Snyder and Pataki :mad:

(And Bolton, Gilmore, King)

# ? May 4, 2015 17:09

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Foma posted:

Why can't a woman run for office with you focusing on her looks?

In case it's a serious post, all presidential candidate's looks are highly criticized. See: Christie fat jokes, Gohmert "too bald," etc

Also: lol gohmert presidential candidate

# ? May 4, 2015 17:13

Great_Gerbil: Sep 1, 2006; Rhombomys opimus

I'll give anything to get Kasich out of Ohio. Except being elected president. I suppose I won't do that. Ed Fitzgerald wasn't a great candidate by any means but his campaign was largely DOA because the Cleveland Plain Dealer took lazy potshots at him, refused to do any follow-up, and refused to cover Kasich's bizarre and utterly disastrous policies.

Honestly, though, he can't get away with this kind of arrogance running for president:

http://youtu.be/LMXcSjvXANc

# ? May 4, 2015 17:20

TheDisreputableDog: Oct 13, 2005

AsInHowe posted:

"I don't want to be a politician. That's why I'm running for President."

Technically this worked for Obama, twice.

# ? May 4, 2015 17:20

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

i can't seem to find the estimate of Fiorina's negative value for HP based on stock performance based on news of her departure

anyone a better searcher than me?

# ? May 4, 2015 17:26

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

TheDisreputableDog posted:

Technically this worked for Obama, twice.

Question is, did it work for America?

# ? May 4, 2015 17:30

Hurt Whitey Maybe: Jun 26, 2008; I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

mooyashi posted:

i can't seem to find the estimate of Fiorina's negative value for HP based on stock performance based on news of her departure

anyone a better searcher than me?

How about the source on Wikipedia?
http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/09/technology/hp_fiorina/index.htm

# ? May 4, 2015 17:37

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Also the logo

This may just be me being colorblind, but does this look black to anyone else?

Because I think this black/red/white thing is honestly becoming a little disconcerting

# ? May 4, 2015 17:37

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

Foma posted:

Why can't a woman run for office with you focusing on her looks?

Focusing on her apparent lack of ability to hire a professional graphic designer =/= focusing on her looks

(she looks fine It Is A lovely Photoshop Job)

# ? May 4, 2015 17:38

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
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Full Battle Rattle posted:

This may just be me being colorblind, but does this look black to anyone else?

Because I think this black/red/white thing is honestly becoming a little disconcerting

I thought it was gold.

# ? May 4, 2015 17:40

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

How about the source on Wikipedia?
http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/09/technology/hp_fiorina/index.htm

i was actually just there, lots of places report on the PERCENTAGE of the stock change, but i guess i don't know what the volume of trade meant if you want to think of the amount of money HP made in that one day

# ? May 4, 2015 17:41

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

mcmagic posted:

I would really like to talk to someone who actually believes that Ben Carson would be a good president... That would be scary as poo poo.

From my experience they focus more on his personal charisma and values rather than policy considerations.

# ? May 4, 2015 17:43

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Looks like Huckabee is tomorrow

http://www.mikehuckabee.com

# ? May 4, 2015 17:47

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Why are all of these fringe candidates declaring at the same time and cannibalizing each others 15 minutes of media fame?

# ? May 4, 2015 17:49

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

nachos posted:

Why are all of these fringe candidates declaring at the same time and cannibalizing each others 15 minutes of media fame?

this is what it looks like when a school of fish don't have enough food and they turn on each other for sustenance

# ? May 4, 2015 17:51

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

Because they are no chance candidates that have not actually put money into a proper organization. Huckabee is at least wasting his BIBLICAL CANCER CURE money wisely by being the last one of the week to announce...he hopes.

# ? May 4, 2015 17:55

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

nachos posted:

Why are all of these fringe candidates declaring at the same time and cannibalizing each others 15 minutes of media fame?

"heh heh just let me ruin this other guy's announcement with my announcement, there's no way anyone else will think of this and do the same to me!"

# ? May 4, 2015 17:56

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

How can Carly Fiorina even consider running, her only achievement is being repeatedly named as the worst CEO of a major corporation.

E: gently caress, people have been talking about it already

# ? May 4, 2015 17:59

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Looks like Huckabee is tomorrow

http://www.mikehuckabee.com

*is a straight, white Christian male

# ? May 4, 2015 18:06

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

steinrokkan posted:

How can Carly Fiorina even consider running, her only achievement is being repeatedly named as the worst CEO of a major corporation.

E: gently caress, people have been talking about it already

Don't forget her California Senate race loss to Barbara Boxer!

She did only lose by 10%, which isn't too bad all things considered...

# ? May 4, 2015 18:07

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

This may just be me being colorblind, but does this look black to anyone else?

Because I think this black/red/white thing is honestly becoming a little disconcerting

It's dark blue, so yeah you might be but not by that much if so.

# ? May 4, 2015 18:14

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:31

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

my bony fealty posted:

Don't forget her California Senate race loss to Barbara Boxer!

She did only lose by 10%, which isn't too bad all things considered...

True she could have lost by 13% like Whitman :laugh:

# ? May 4, 2015 18:15

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