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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Dr. Faustus posted:

Do tell, because I thought the be-all and end-all of LZ clones was Kingdom Come. I remember the backlash very well.

just saying his entire career is based around ripping off robert plant

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woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

comes along bort posted:

just saying his entire career is based around ripping off robert plant

I remember some minor pissing contest where Robert Plant thanked David Coverdale during a concert or something.

But the Dr. is right... You can't talk about Led Zep wannabes without mentioning Kingdom Clone.

Concert memories time...
[wavy lines]

I went to Monsters of Rock in '88 at Alpine Valley, WI (the very first show of that tour), and Kingdom Come opened the 5 band show. They started playing, everyone stood up, realized who was playing, and the whole place sat back down. People continued milling around and basically went back to waiting for the show to start.
That's my Kingdom Come story.

Noteable memories from that show:
Metallica sounded GREAT. I wasn't a fan at the time, but their live sound was great during that show. My metallica-super-fan buddy complained that Kirk kept loving up his leads, but I didn't know the songs well enough to notice.

Dokken was clearly in their pre-explosion, openly-fighting phase. Every time Don would start talking, George would start the next song stomping all over him. And their sound was horrible. I've heard less microphonic feedback at a no-cover bar show.

Scorpions were polished and choreographed and sounded exactly like their live album.

Van Halen took forever to take the stage, and by the time they did, we were in danger of missing our ride home and had to leave. I heard Eddie's solo from about half a mile away, and was a little bummed that it sounded the same as his solo on Live Without A Net.

Oh, and the massive garbage fight that erupted out of nowhere, and quickly escalated into a sod fight until someone got on the PA and said Van Halen would just up and leave if we didn't stop. I mean they! THEY!

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
i bet this takes years of practice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR2NwYTjPW0

shamelessly stolen from PYF's cute thread

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dr. Faustus posted:

In TYOOL 2015 I was schooled that Def Leppard "owns." Please compare and contrast with other great bands from my High School years such as: Bon Jovi. Which owned harder? Scorpions? Ratt? Poison? Quiet Riot?

Please.

Cum on, Feel The Noize.

That reminds me, the comments thread on this blog post about whether Jon Bon Jovi had really rocked a million faces by early 1986 (a point when they were not yet that big a name) is surprisingly entertaining: http://laaazlo.blogspot.com/2009/01/bon-jovis-faces-seen-vs-faces-rocked-ca.html

Some true 80s scholars in the thread bring up Bon Jovi having opened for Ratt and ZZ Top and .38 Special at various points prior to 1986 as possible boosters for the faces-rocked metric.

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

That would be Slade, thank you very much. Or as my fellow retail workers in the UK would know, THE WORST loving PEOPLE ON EARTH... in December.

I can never not interrupt Slade chat with this story - it sounds like a bullshit urban myth at first, but it's a story that Noddy Holder tells freely, I saw him tell it on the Frank Skinner show, and it might actually even be in Noddy's autobiography -

Before Slade were big, possibly even before they were called Slade, like many young UK bands way back then (eg the Beatles) they were scraping out a living in Germany.
Apparently their pervy German landlord said "I'll let you off with the rent if you poo poo on a glass coffee table while I'm underneath"
Noddy said to himself, "well, I do not have the money to pay the rent... and I do actually need a poo"...

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Fair Hallion posted:

I can never not interrupt Slade chat with this story - it sounds like a bullshit urban myth at first, but it's a story that Noddy Holder tells freely, I saw him tell it on the Frank Skinner show, and it might actually even be in Noddy's autobiography -

Before Slade were big, possibly even before they were called Slade, like many young UK bands way back then (eg the Beatles) they were scraping out a living in Germany.
Apparently their pervy German landlord said "I'll let you off with the rent if you poo poo on a glass coffee table while I'm underneath"
Noddy said to himself, "well, I do not have the money to pay the rent... and I do actually need a poo"...

That's the Danny Thomas urban legend lol

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
That les paul thing on that other page looks loving stupid as poo poo. Romeo Rose's guitar would be an easy choice over that Les paul tribute thing

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

fyodor posted:

That's the Danny Thomas urban legend lol

pretty sure it happened to barbara streisand too

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

How the gently caress can all these starving artist types afford glass coffee tables?

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

comes along bort posted:

pretty sure it happened to barbara streisand too
was she the one making GBS threads or the one bating

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Fair Hallion posted:

I can never not interrupt Slade chat with this story - it sounds like a bullshit urban myth at first, but it's a story that Noddy Holder tells freely, I saw him tell it on the Frank Skinner show, and it might actually even be in Noddy's autobiography -

Before Slade were big, possibly even before they were called Slade, like many young UK bands way back then (eg the Beatles) they were scraping out a living in Germany.
Apparently their pervy German landlord said "I'll let you off with the rent if you poo poo on a glass coffee table while I'm underneath"
Noddy said to himself, "well, I do not have the money to pay the rent... and I do actually need a poo"...

As far as dodgy British band stories go I particularly like the one about Quo taking a projector with a bunch of porn films with them on tour. They would set it up in a hotel room, sit on the bed cracking one out and try to ignore the other five or six musicians and roadies doing the same.

Francis Rossi was totally unembarassed about telling the story. He claimed they were once joined by a groupie who tried to get them into a group thing, but got annoyed when they were more interested in watching the porn. "Do you mind love? I'm trying to have a wank."

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

darkwasthenight posted:

As far as dodgy British band stories go I particularly like the one about Quo taking a projector with a bunch of porn films with them on tour. They would set it up in a hotel room, sit on the bed cracking one out and try to ignore the other five or six musicians and roadies doing the same.

Francis Rossi was totally unembarassed about telling the story. He claimed they were once joined by a groupie who tried to get them into a group thing, but got annoyed when they were more interested in watching the porn. "Do you mind love? I'm trying to have a wank."

The man irritably points at a biscuit lying in the center of the rug.

"This is why we don't take you to the football, either!"

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Allen Wren posted:

How the gently caress can all these starving artist types afford glass coffee tables?

they got paid to poo poo on someone else's glass coffee table

how do you think they're distributed so widely

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

comes along bort posted:

they got paid to poo poo on someone else's glass coffee table

how do you think they're distributed so widely
I poo poo you not (lol) but a guy I used to work with sold his glass coffee table as a fetish table. On Craigslist. So people could watch people poo poo from the safety of a glass plate.
I am not making this up. He actually sold it.

People are nucking futs.

VV Bort, this actually happened. VV

Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 1, 2015

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
sounds plausible enough

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I just played a song so well it scared me - it's about to trigger a mid-life crisis in fact

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

ZombieParts posted:

I just played a song so well it scared me - it's about to trigger a mid-life crisis in fact

smoke on the water is a challenging piece

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
How I wish... how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears.

Wish you were here.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
thanks dude now i've got ptsd flashbacks from freshman year

i once walked by no fewer than three people attempting to play that one afternoon

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Sorry, man.
I just don't feel like it's fair to bring up "Smoke on The Water" without "Wish You Were Here."

Look on the bright side. I didn't go all "Closer to Fine" on y'all.

Also: Guys/Girls with acoustics sitting in the stairwell of your dormitory at "State College ABCD."

And no, I was never that guy.

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.
So anyway, here's Wonderwall!

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

wonderwall is great because liam can't sing and noel can't play guitar so you just wail away while hitting the right chords and everyone thinks it's great

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
People playing smoke on the water are the worst because nobody plays it in the right key. The original song starts on a G and everyone plays it starting on the low E. I like going up to people playing it wrong and play the bass line in the right key until they stop.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:

wonderwall is great because liam can't sing and noel can't play guitar so you just wail away while hitting the right chords and everyone thinks it's great
Truth. I agree. With Stux.

Weird BIAS posted:

People playing smoke on the water are the worst because nobody plays it in the right key. The original song starts on a G and everyone plays it starting on the low E. I like going up to people playing it wrong and play the bass line in the right key until they stop.
This is a thing I have witnessed but never understood. You are a fine person, WB.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Dr. Faustus posted:

Sorry, man.
I just don't feel like it's fair to bring up "Smoke on The Water" without "Wish You Were Here."

Look on the bright side. I didn't go all "Closer to Fine" on y'all.

Also: Guys/Girls with acoustics sitting in the stairwell of your dormitory at "State College ABCD."

And no, I was never that guy.

I remember there was a girl in high school that walked around with an acoustic at all times and the punk rock guys just worshiped her. One time they invited me to come out with them because she was going to do a show and I was like "oh poo poo, she must be good or something" and we ended up going to an old empty grain silo and people were lighting small fires and lanterns for light and this girl starts playing...really badly and singing even worse and the guys were like "It sounds so good in here!" After about an hour I noticed the air inside was pretty foul so I decided to leave because she sucked anyway. Someone told me the next day that she passed out while playing.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Dr. Faustus posted:

This is a thing I have witnessed but never understood. You are a fine person, WB.

I think it's because an E power cord is (ever so slightly) easier to play than a G power chord. I know because I was that guy in high school.

Anyway, content!

I found this thing in a music store in South Korea:

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Weird BIAS posted:

People playing smoke on the water are the worst because nobody plays it in the right key. The original song starts on a G and everyone plays it starting on the low E. I like going up to people playing it wrong and play the bass line in the right key until they stop.

Smoke is one of those songs everybody knows about but has probably never listened to all the way through so they just have an idea what it sounds like and approximate it.

I've never heard the whole thing. They were playing it at one of the G3 shows as a finale and I left as soon as it started. I'm not destined for that song.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
wait, people don't play smoke on the water on the d and g strings?

i thought that was the whole point- you can play that riff with one finger

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

comes along bort posted:

wait, people don't play smoke on the water on the d and g strings?

i thought that was the whole point- you can play that riff with one finger

I do (I mean, when I bother to play that old poo poo). But I think that's because I have ears.

Barnaby Barnacle
May 25, 2010
I think one of the metal bands in our building is using some sorta wireless setup for their singer, cause when I've got single coils and stand by the nearest wall to them my amp starts growling.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Stux posted:

wonderwall is great because liam can't sing and noel can't play guitar so you just wail away while hitting the right chords and everyone thinks it's great

this is why Cracker covers are awesome because you don't have to worry about the right chords either just scream YOU LIKE BEING STONED a lot at the audience

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


...did they just snap the trem arm off?

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

This hurts me more than it hurts you:

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Dr. Faustus posted:

This hurts me more than it hurts you:


lol

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Dr. Faustus posted:

This hurts me more than it hurts you:


a+, you're alright Faustus.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Dr. Faustus posted:

This hurts me more than it hurts you:

Barnaby Barnacle
May 25, 2010
I feel like it should work like that guitar-doorbell posted earlier in the thread.

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unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Dr. Faustus posted:

This hurts me more than it hurts you:


King of thread. :)

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