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Gypsum Fantastic posted:my date drank too much wine and was violently sick without any warning in the middle of a really trendy bar Sounds like the best response to being in a trendy bar. I'm sure all the wavy-gravy motherfuckers were all 
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man nurse posted:I'm extremely attractive and made a good profile that isn't too long or cringeworthy or dull and doesn't mention video games but no females will message me back Hit them with a line that focuses on a single point in their profile that isn't close to the start of their wall of texts. Make it an important part of their life. Like if they are becoming a marine biologist notice that achievement indirectly, and engage with them on the topic a little. Try to figure out why their doing it. Remember this is their career so they are comfortable telling you about it, start talking about your own career choices and get them to start asking you about yourself. You don't want to talk too much about yourself but just enough to be borderline arrogant in their eyes. Then let it go from there, never ask any hard questions until they are firmly setup to go on a date. I'll get more into detail when I have an established date setup. The reason for this is because then you know when poo poo does downhill. Either she cancels the date or she bails out. If you have her in the bag. I try to run through as many girls as possible as fast as possible before I just start hittting up girls who just blipped on the radar for a few days. I like to get newer ones so they aren't professional online daters like some women on OKC. Then by the time poo poo goes down hill there's another 5 - 10 girls that are barely getting picked up by non neckbeards so I go hit them up. WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 4, 2015 |
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May 4, 2015 22:48
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LeoMarr posted:Hit them with a cute line that focuses on a single point in their profile that isn't close to the start of their wall of texts. Make it an important part of their life. Like if they are becoming a marine biologist notice that achievement indirectly, and engage with them on the topic a little. Try to figure out why their doing it. Remember this is their career so they are comfortable telling you about it, start talking about your own career choices and get them to start asking you about yourself. You don't want to talk too much about yourself but just enough to be borderline arrogant in their eyes. Then let it go from there, never ask any hard questions until they are firmly setup to go on a date. I'll get more into detail when I have an established date setup. The reason for this is because then you know when poo poo does downhill. Either she cancels the date or she bails out. If you have her in the bag. I try to run through as many girls as possible as fast as possible before I just start hittting up girls who just blipped on the radar for a few days. I like to get newer ones so they aren't professional online daters like some women on OKC. Then by the time poo poo goes down hill there's another 5 - 10 girls that are barely getting picked up by non neckbeards so I go hit them up. gently caress that poo poo.
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Wicker Man posted:gently caress that poo poo. it's kept me getting a steady stream of women for some time now so
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May 4, 2015 23:08
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LeoMarr posted:it's kept me getting a steady stream of women for some time now so I'm sure it works, but ughhhhhh.
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May 4, 2015 23:10
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LeoMarr posted:it's kept me getting a steady stream of women for some time now so I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl?
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May 4, 2015 23:13
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Wicker Man posted:I'm sure it works, but ughhhhhh. dude who cares. People have gotten married over worse encounters. Women with careers ESPECIALLY want to finally hear from a man that they are accomplished. More so if they have daddy issues.
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vyst posted:I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl?  (40 messages later) 
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May 4, 2015 23:16
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LeoMarr posted:
absolutely thrilling lol 40 messages to ask her out you human being
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vyst posted:I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl? This may shock you but some people are nothing like how they act online. For instance, WET BUTT was probablyt he funniest SA poster and turned out to be a completely broken human being and was probably not funny at all in his day to day dealings. Uh dude usually THEY'll give me their number and tell me to call/text them if I haven't asked by the fourth or so message.
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May 4, 2015 23:25
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SaltLick posted:absolutely thrilling Im sorry that I don't just copy paste how I want to feel her skin all around me 3 messages into the conversation. but I am the virgburglar so my system has worked so far.
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May 4, 2015 23:27
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Groovelord Neato posted:This may shock you but some people are nothing like how they act online. For instance, WET BUTT was probablyt he funniest SA poster and turned out to be a completely broken human being and was probably not funny at all in his day to day dealings. I live in SF Bay AKA Entitlement central and the forefront of the feminist movement. It's a deep rooted california girl idea that men have to bend over backwards to appease them.
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May 4, 2015 23:31
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May 4, 2015 23:35
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man nurse posted:you sound like a massive dick bag my man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB16klLODYk
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LeoMarr posted:Im sorry that I don't just copy paste how I want to feel her skin all around me 3 messages into the conversation. but I am the virgburglar so my system has worked so far. I want to hear more about this 'virgburglar' name you've given yourself what's that about?
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May 4, 2015 23:37
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LeoMarr posted:Im sorry that I don't just copy paste how I want to feel her skin all around me 3 messages into the conversation. but I am the virgburglar so my system has worked so far.
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May 4, 2015 23:37
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honestly if you dont have a rasturbated picture of yourself shirtless on the wall you just arent doing it right
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May 4, 2015 23:38
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SaltLick posted:honestly if you dont have a rasturbated picture of yourself shirtless on the wall you just arent doing it right I scream at myself while looking at the mirror when im baked
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May 4, 2015 23:40
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Hello ladies, it is I, the virgburglar and I am here to burgle your virgle.
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May 4, 2015 23:51
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LeoMarr was the first to bring back the lost art of gimmick posting in 2015. What better have you nerds done with your lives?
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May 4, 2015 23:53
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LeoMarr posted:I scream at myself while looking at the mirror when im baked Good enough
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SaltLick posted:Good enough I do it and then put work in on the EZ Bar
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subhuman filth posted:god online dating seems loving horrible. i'd recommend just serially sleeping with your girlfriend's best friend when you get tired of her. Not as great as it sounds
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Groovelord Neato posted:This may shock you but some people are nothing like how they act online. For instance, WET BUTT was probablyt he funniest SA poster and turned out to be a completely broken human being and was probably not funny at all in his day to day dealings. WET BUTT and all other good FYAD posters have a friend in me if they come upon hard times, I don't care if they're actually bad people, because they are good posters.
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 said "Hey:)"  yup, that's a crib. 
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May 5, 2015 01:08
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lonely moms are the easiest of pickings after fats
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SaltLick posted:lonely moms are the easiest of pickings after fats If you can't pull a lonely mommy you may want to reconsider your lifestyle
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SaltLick posted:lonely moms are the easiest of pickings after fats Oh yea. Plus if you find a cool one who isn't crazy (some just got married young to a dickbag) who doesn't instantly spew their drama and kids onto you, they're super down to hook up casually and have fun. Best OKC hookup was a single mom who wanted to drink tequila and do butt stuff and watch movies like Dredd and that Gary Oldman Dracula movie. Actually she was so cool I even feel bad about that previous 'spew drama' comment - but give some loves to single moms, lots of them are super chill.
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SaltLick posted:lonely moms are the easiest of pickings after fats agreed, but last time when I almost got married to a girl with a kid already poo poo went down hill really fast.
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LeoMarr posted:agreed, but last time when I almost got married to a girl with a kid already poo poo went down hill really fast. why has nobody changed this idiot's name to "The Virgler" yet
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May 5, 2015 03:35
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LeoMarr posted:
no it's not, it's a stroller
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Scared to date those moms because you know they're fertile.
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Nothing says attractive like never-worn exercise clothing and a baby carriage!
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man nurse posted:you sound like a massive dick bag my man Agreed Goddamnit it confuses me everytime you post in a thread that I'm reading.
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YeahTubaMike posted:no it's not, it's a stroller actually its a pram.
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So I took the QT out to eat, she's way taller then she claims to be. like Im 6'0 and she's like 5'11.999999. She told me about this guy she hosed who was called her ugly and poo poo and I told her he was a douchebag. Our dinner was good we had pizza and the conversation stayed on the rails for most of it. SHe was like jaw dropped when I pulled a 100 and paid for the dinner. It was 60 for both of us and I tipped the dude 40 because he was a loving star among waiters, like a total wingman who probably assisted in getting me laid. I put "Wingman of the year" on the receipt. So we hit it off, and Im like well gently caress I dont want her to see that I smoke weed, and I had weed in plain view in my house. So I poo poo you not I drove her to the high school parking lot and hosed her in the bed of my truck (A POS F150 that I drive when with women because gently caress gold diggers). I played this off as being sexy and dirty to gently caress in a high school (She's into public loving apparently so Im golden). Now let me say that I didn't expect to pay for this much but I had detected that she was really into me even before she knew I was paying for everything I was okay with doing so. If i can tell they're gold diggers or think they're going to get military benefits from me being a veteran I still try to gently caress them but I make sure I gently caress them that day if they're gold diggers so I only have to shell out 30 bucks for pussy. Anyway so oh and for the loving non believers  . Anyway hosed the poo poo out of her in my truck. She has a mean move where she tries to swallow your ballsack while bending your dick its painful and amazing at the same time I think she learned it in porn. YEah yeah back to it. I drive her back to her car and this is what I see  Apparently daddy is an executive in silicon valley. yeah that just happened and my jaw drops. Im like "That's yours right?" "Yeah do you not like it?" "Oh no I just didn't realize..." "Yeah Rick (Her dad.) bought it for my 16th birthday (She's 19). " I didn't lie to this girl at all once I knew she wasn't gold digging so she knows I make around 45k a year after taxes so Im not hurting for money nor do I live in my parents house like her last 6 dates apparently. Well I get to realizing that she straight up lied when she said she had nowhere to go to gently caress instead of a loving high school and lives in a 3 bedroom huge house in the rich side of town. But gently caress it man I mean she's cute, skinny and blonde. A little on the nerdy side plays games a lot, but cute. So Im going to keep going with her as long as my pee doesn't start burning in a few days. Because this will be the third time I get chlamidia for the third loving time I will be literally shaking
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Bored posted:Agreed same sorry 
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LeoMarr posted:I make sure I gently caress them that day if they're gold diggers what if she doesn't want to gently caress you virburglar?
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