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paragon1 posted:gently caress Hrmmm... By this definition I'm doubtful anyone could gently caress a watermelon, as they tend not to qualify as "someone" and the act would only have one person, not two people.
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paragon1 posted:See! That was super easy! i can only assume those who remain silent would in fact answer "Yes" if responding truthfully. Watermelon Watermelon is referring to male sperm that contains a lot of seeds (KIDS) I have not now, nor do I intend to ever, gently caress a watermelon.
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May 5, 2015 05:29
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who are the serious bernie sanders or accelerationism posters in uspol?
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May 5, 2015 05:29
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if a hole can be put in it it can be hosed imo
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My Imaginary GF posted:I have not now, nor do I intend to ever, gently caress a watermelon.
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nutranurse posted:if a hole can be put in it it can be hosed imo likewise if it can be put in a hole it can be hosed imo wait how to phrase this so as to give the hole agency
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May 5, 2015 05:31
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Look out, my son. Everything the light touches can be hosed.
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Exclamation Marx posted:who are the serious bernie sanders or accelerationism posters in uspol? aside from ray smuckles they're mostly rooting around the 2016 thread
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May 5, 2015 05:32
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paragon1 posted:Why is it that so many goons who visit D&D are reluctant to answer the simple yes or no question, "Have you ever hosed a watermelon?". I have never hosed a watermelon. I have, however, eaten it with feta cheese. Delicious.
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May 5, 2015 05:33
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Jagchosis posted:aaand avshalom autobanned again Noooooo.  And yet that minwage-hating antisemite posts with impunity. No justice.
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I've got Bernmentum. Been bit by the Bern bug.
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May 5, 2015 05:34
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I was going to make a joke about eating out watermelons, but decided it was too lewd.
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Mecca-Benghazi posted:I did not have sexual relations with that watermelon.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Joss Whedon deactivated his twitter account. Lotka Volterra posted:when the sons of harpy were killng all the unsullied, it made the unsullied look poorly trained or some poo poo idk zoux posted:oh some dudes got in a fight but they didn't assemble into a four man phalanx and instead got overwhelmed by like 25 dudes which led to whining by people that both don't understand combat and the superiority of numbers as well as people who apparently missed the other two badass fight scenes in the episode and are entitled pieces of poo poo who start mewling like a 2 year old if their every whim isn't instantly met by the narrative My Imaginary GF posted:they had motherfucking spears, aka the "hold off 10,000 dudes with a halfdozen guys in a narrow hallway" weapon of choice
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May 5, 2015 05:36
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cantaloupes prolly are better for loving firmer insides
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May 5, 2015 05:36
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gently caress some okra/ get all gooey/ make a gumbo.
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May 5, 2015 05:38
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Cardboard Box A posted:I am exceedingly glad that my tweet about how Quicksilver in Avengers 2: Avenge Harder was criminally underused and then unceremoniously killed off because Whedon has no idea how to handle characters that powerful played some part in his leaving twitter tantrum. engaging foes one-on-one is how tribal forces fight state armies fight in coordinated movements what you do when in a situation such as the unsullied in that hall, you immediately close ranks, two in the back, rest all facing one direction, and you march straight back towards the nearest wall in a coordinated movement, after which point you then sweep the other direction in a similar formation its loving simple enough that motherfucking cotton-wearing greeks used it to conquer the world
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euphronius posted:The neighbor across the street from me installed a airport level spot light on his garage and its the most loving annoying thing I hate him so much I realize this was pages ago but this is really why god invented bb guns.
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May 5, 2015 05:44
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100 pages already, drat dudes also lol forums cancer
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May 5, 2015 05:45
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interest check: mailbox on mailbox erotica
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May 5, 2015 05:48
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Hrmmm... By this definition I'm doubtful anyone could gently caress a watermelon, as they tend not to qualify as "someone" and the act would only have one person, not two people. The parentheses mean it's optional johnny
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Zeitgueist posted:100 pages already, drat dudes where's the forums cancer
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Spaceman Future! posted:interest check: mailbox on mailbox erotica depends on what kind of mailbox. im strickly against po-boxes, theyre degenerates
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Spaceman Future! posted:interest check: mailbox on mailbox erotica i'm already hard
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May 5, 2015 05:49
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I conducted passive aggressive guerilla warfare on all my neighbors. Let your dog out to poo poo on my grass? Punji sticks. Loud parties late at night? I send a small child with a live grenade to knock on your door. If anyone attempts to confront me about this behavior I trade space for time and lure them deep into my trap rigged house, until they are bloody and exhausted and eager to leave.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:If anyone attempts to confront me about this behavior I trade space for time and lure them deep into my trap rigged house, until they are bloody and exhausted and eager to leave. see also, date night nutranurse posted:depends on what kind of mailbox. im strickly against po-boxes, theyre degenerates *notes pervert data for metrics firm* thank you Jagchosis posted:i'm already hard cuz it aint eazy out here
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May 5, 2015 05:50
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Spaceman Future! posted:see also, date night I treat all sex ladies with dignity and respect and not at all like the my imperialist running dog neighbors.
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May 5, 2015 05:51
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:I treat all sex ladies with dignity and respect and not at all like the my imperialist running dog neighbors. do you give them an extra 40 seconds to dig the key to their own mousetrap skullcrushing contraption out of their abdomen? e: I am not judging you
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would it be jumping the shark if jj abrams killed jarjar in the new star wars?
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Jagchosis posted:truman calls itself the harvard of the midwest despite its like 80% acceptance rate I think "X is the Harvard of Y" is just a self-aware irony at this point, though Frontier School of Midwifery and Family Nursing: the Harvard of leslie county, KY
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May 5, 2015 05:54
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:I treat all sex ladies with dignity and respect and not at all like the my imperialist running dog neighbors. actually, all sex is rape
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May 5, 2015 05:57
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Badger of Basra posted:actually, all sex is rape gay sex is okay how does gay sex express the oppression of the Patriarchy
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May 5, 2015 05:58
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My Imaginary GF posted:would it be jumping the shark if jj abrams killed jarjar in the new star wars? the intro scrawl will just be 8 paragraphs about his painful off screen death. Instantly declared the second best star wars film behind empire.
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May 5, 2015 05:58
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PupsOfWar posted:gay sex is okay bro don't you know about the masc/fem dichotomy
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Spaceman Future! posted:the intro scrawl will just be 8 paragraphs about his painful off screen death. Instantly declared the second best star wars film behind empire. i mean on-screen as a symbol of killing the lucas era and bringing forth the hundred years of disney rule a star wars every four years, a twice-a-decade cycle of hype
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May 5, 2015 06:00
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PupsOfWar posted:gay sex is okay i imagine its a net positive because youre loving The Man
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Badger of Basra posted:bro don't you know about the masc/fem dichotomy no! irl i know about masc/fem in gays and butch/fem in lesbians but thought these were things only some people did what happens if two big macho dudes bang in an equitable manner without constructing any gendered roles whatsoever
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PupsOfWar posted:no! lots of people do it because of the patriarchy all these frat boys want me to know how masc they are when they have dicks in their mouths
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its weird how gay can mean both homosexual men and homosexual women but its mostly used for the former patriarchy 
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