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nachos posted:Too bad Newt isn't running this time around, I hear he's a big fan of hours-long debates You need to be good at long conversations to kill time during space travel.
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the shadow toker posted:Someone hasn't heard of the rule of threes. Real Americans are too fat for just three descriptive stereotypes.
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May 5, 2015 15:46
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the huckabeast is going to win the republican primary
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May 5, 2015 15:54
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:the huckabeast is going to win the republican primary To paraphrase Barney Frank, we have not lived lives sufficiently pleasing to God for that to happen.
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May 5, 2015 16:06
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From the Amazon preview of Huckabee's latest best seller, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy. Note the emoticon.
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May 5, 2015 16:12
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Harrow posted:From the Amazon preview of Huckabee's latest best seller, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy. Note the emoticon. His... naive prose has drained all the life from my body.
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May 5, 2015 16:16
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steinrokkan posted:His... naive prose has drained all the life from my body. I went ahead and skimmed the whole preview. It wasn't worth it. You all weren't kidding when you said he's no wordsmith. Jeez, Huckabee, hire a ghostwriter or something.
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May 5, 2015 16:18
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Stream of the Huckabee announcement. Current Arkansas Gov Asa Hutchinson is introducing him. He just had a weird moment bragging about how he has a Republican majority in the legislature, crowd cheered. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/huckabee-announces-2016-gop-presidential-candidacy/ar-BBjdcvz
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May 5, 2015 16:19
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Harrow posted:I went ahead and skimmed the whole preview. It wasn't worth it. Well I mean I imagine the strongest proponents have a 4th grade reading level. Next book should probably have pop ups or get made from rubberized plastic/machine-washable cloth.
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May 5, 2015 16:21
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William Bear posted:Stream of the Huckabee announcement. Current Arkansas Gov Asa Hutchinson is introducing him. He just had a weird moment bragging about how he has a Republican majority in the legislature, crowd cheered. To be fair to hutchinson, Arkansas Republicans in general tend to be insufferably proud of the speed with which they have dismantled single-party Democratic rule in the state. Not too long ago they couldn't find candidates to run in half of their races
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May 5, 2015 16:25
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GOP primary years really are my favorite years. It's like the world cup only extremely hilarious.
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May 5, 2015 16:25
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Harsh. Huckabee's wife is asking the crowd, if they invited Jefferson, Franklin, Washington, Madison, and Adams over, could they justify the current state of America to them?
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May 5, 2015 16:27
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TheDisreputableDog posted:I realize you guys really want to believe that only Republicans can connect the dots and see that she's a self-serving sycophant, but lots of Ds and Is realize it too. That's quite a bit different from the revelation that an NGO that does global work receives donations from all over the world.
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May 5, 2015 16:29
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Huckabee on now. "Where I Come From" is playing! He just promised to defeat Radical Islam!
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May 5, 2015 16:34
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William Bear posted:Stream of the Huckabee announcement. Current Arkansas Gov Asa Hutchinson is introducing him. He just had a weird moment bragging about how he has a Republican majority in the legislature, crowd cheered. This and Carson yesterday both has had terrible school play live stream production values. At least Cruz's mandatory attendance Jesus Camp rally had the presidential optics except for Cruz's awful face.
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May 5, 2015 16:35
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Harrow posted:From the Amazon preview of Huckabee's latest best seller, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy. Note the emoticon. 
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Gravel Gravy posted:Well I mean I imagine the strongest proponents have a 4th grade reading level. Next book should probably have pop ups or get made from rubberized plastic/machine-washable cloth. My favorite part of the intro is when Huckabee makes sure to mention God, guns, grits, and gravy in the first two pages. Spoilers: he can't get any of them in New York 
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May 5, 2015 16:38
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William Bear posted:Harsh. Huckabee's wife is asking the crowd, if they invited Jefferson, Franklin, Washington, Madison, and Adams over, could they justify the current state of America to them? I'd be too busy explaining light bulbs, railroads, cars, planes, computers, submarines, the internet, telephones, microwaves, space travel, television, and evolution.
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May 5, 2015 16:42
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Please say From Hope to Higher Ground™ at least three more times Mike.
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May 5, 2015 16:43
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Huckabee implies he's for raising the minimum wage? Is this a Republican position now?
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May 5, 2015 16:44
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Harrow posted:My favorite part of the intro is when Huckabee makes sure to mention God, guns, grits, and gravy in the first two pages. Spoilers: he can't get any of them in New York Man, I know a lot of Catholic New Yorkers who would be annoyed by him saying he can't get God in New York. Which I imagine might be Huckabee's point.
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May 5, 2015 16:44
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Oh yeah Mike. We'll fix healthcare by just curing all diseases under your leadership.
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May 5, 2015 16:48
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Slate Action posted:Huckabee implies he's for raising the minimum wage? Is this a Republican position now? He's a Compassionate Conservative. I don't know how genuine it is, but he's always stressed the importance of protecting the poor, sick, and elderly.
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May 5, 2015 16:50
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SouthLAnd posted:Oh yeah Mike. We'll fix healthcare by just curing all diseases under your leadership. Does "focus on cures instead of treatment" mean that Mike wants us to just let sick people die in pain until we figure this out? Because that kind of caught me off guard.
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SouthLAnd posted:Oh yeah Mike. We'll fix healthcare by just curing all diseases under your leadership. Don't underestimate the power of prayer. Two easy payments of $19.95.
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May 5, 2015 16:50
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Huckabee gives off more Mao vibes with his "THE SHITKICKERS IN THE HILLS ARE THE REAL AMERICA AND YALLS IN THE CITY ARE A BUNCHA HIGH-FALUTIN' NINNIES" schtick than any of the other candidates. It's frankly impressive.
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May 5, 2015 16:50
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EMP Talk! 
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May 5, 2015 16:51
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Huckabee is fairly charismatic but he seems out of step with the Republican party, at once too conservative and too liberal.
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STAC Goat posted:Does "focus on cures instead of treatment" mean that Mike wants us to just let sick people die in pain until we figure this out? Because that kind of caught me off guard. I think it means he has no idea what words mean or how medicine works.
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May 5, 2015 16:53
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Supreme Court is not the Supreme Being
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"As Americans, we ought to get on our knees every night" 
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May 5, 2015 16:55
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He seems to be taking his share of shots at other Republican candidates with the "politicians who vow to take down Obamacare and then sign up for it" line or "if you hold elected office and want a new one at least have the decency to resign first". So here's hoping Mike serves a purpose by getting this thing interesting and heated.
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May 5, 2015 16:55
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 From DNC
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May 5, 2015 16:59
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"We shouldn't have a minimum wage, we should have a MAXIMUM wage!" "Yaaaayyy... wait, what?"
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May 5, 2015 17:00
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Think we could get those tax rates back too?
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May 5, 2015 17:00
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I want one of these candidates to explain what they will do after they close the IRS
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May 5, 2015 17:01
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STAC Goat posted:Does "focus on cures instead of treatment" mean that Mike wants us to just let sick people die in pain until we figure this out? Because that kind of caught me off guard. It's an alt med thing, since they can't actually treat jackshit but a lot of stuff goes away on its own if you do literally nothing, they just say "we focus on the cure" and the cure is "waiting the normal length of time for the disease to run its course if you don't die" but they made sure to sell you $300 of bullshit on the way.
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May 5, 2015 17:01
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What's this guy's book called again? Seriously he doesn't have to spend much of his own money and gets idiots to donate and buy his book, this guy knows he won't win.
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Gravel Gravy posted:What's this guy's book called again? 
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