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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Nintendo Kid posted:

i think Ben Franklin would be the easiest to get using computers due to his background as a publisher who also was familiar with laying out type.

hell he'd probably think adobe indesign was mankind's greatest invention

also being the only really first-rate mind of the lot

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

My Imaginary GF posted:

they also have a tendancy to be on fire

florida is the worst state, just like alabama, mississippi, louisiana, texas, and georgia

No taxes cheap cost of living and beaches

Three things I enjoy a lot

Also horses

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

zoux posted:

Why cannot ve be zhe 'egemon :qq:

i am THE EGEMON

that's what I AM

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ZenVulgarity posted:

No taxes cheap cost of living and beaches

Three things I enjoy a lot

Also horses

government services, culture, and great food

three things i enjoy which texas ain't got

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Have you guys read Deepness in the Sky

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

zoux posted:

People just love to argue with idiots

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

My Imaginary GF posted:

government services, culture, and great food

three things i enjoy which texas ain't got

Why are you wrong about nearly everything

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
migf are you entertaining pretensions of culture again

don't do that migf it never ends well

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ZenVulgarity posted:

Why are you wrong about nearly everything

i can hope a train, go eat zagat rated nepali buffet, and chill at a planetarium after hours all for under :10bux: :10bux: :10bux: :10bux:

you can fill up your tank in texas for the same amount and wait in traffic

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
only culture chicago got is in they drat cheese lmao

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

V. Illych L. posted:

migf are you entertaining pretensions of culture again

don't do that migf it never ends well

face it, Chicago got more culture than Dallas.

paranoid randroid posted:

only culture chicago got is in they drat cheese lmao

You know nothing. Read some loving Sandberg you uncultured babboon

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Nintendo Kid posted:

i think Ben Franklin would be the easiest to get using computers due to his background as a publisher who also was familiar with laying out type.

hell he'd probably think adobe indesign was mankind's greatest invention

and then he'll use the rest of adobe's offerings and learn otherwise

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

My Imaginary GF posted:

face it, Chicago got more culture than Dallas.

in a race between two legless men I suppose one wins eventually

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Disinterested posted:

in a race between two legless men I suppose one wins eventually

Which is more fattening, brisket or sausage hoagies? I imagine one of them could take up rolling.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

People just love to argue with idiots

Stop owning yourself.

V. Illych L. posted:

also being the only really first-rate mind of the lot

Yeah, he was a well-known Colonial British scientist before the revolution. It's strange to read about the early- to mid-1700's, when they couldn't even conceive of the notion of there being a United States.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Disinterested posted:

in a race between two legless men I suppose one wins eventually

dallas' greatest cultural contribution to america was shooting j r

chicago?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Gravel Gravy posted:

Which is more fattening, brisket or sausage hoagies? I imagine one of them could take up rolling.

you could have lean brisket

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

My Imaginary GF posted:

i can hope a train, go eat zagat rated nepali buffet, and chill at a planetarium after hours all for under :10bux: :10bux: :10bux: :10bux:

you can fill up your tank in texas for the same amount and wait in traffic
I too hope the trains run on time

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Badger of Basra posted:

you could have lean brisket

I suppose you could the same way you can opt for the vegetarian option.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
migf you dont get to claim obama as a contribution after all that time you spent saying he should resign and let biden take over

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Chicago: We took a black man asking for some hope and change, and made him President

Texas: We gave you steers and queers

paranoid randroid posted:

migf you dont get to claim obama as a contribution after all that time you spent saying he should resign and let biden take over

I stand by my statements. Obama's time is at an end, if he let Joe in, then Joe could win P and save America from Billary

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

paranoid randroid posted:

migf you dont get to claim obama as a contribution after all that time you spent saying he should resign and let biden take over

He's treating him like property

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ZenVulgarity posted:

He's treating him like property

:drat:

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

zoux posted:

Have you guys read Deepness in the Sky

yeh zoux what about it

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

Have you guys read Deepness in the Sky

i've read the gay porn version deepness in the guy

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

ZenVulgarity posted:

No taxes cheap cost of living and beaches

Three things I enjoy a lot

Also horses

I'm here to tell you that there are no horses in florida

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

V. Illych L. posted:

also being the only really first-rate mind of the lot

john adams was pretty together

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ZenVulgarity posted:

He's treating him like property

Despite what New Yorkers may say, Obama is Chicago born and raised.

ask him about the blago poker games if you dare

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Venom Snake posted:

Here are some parts of me





Oh, so you're black like SedanChair!

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Badger of Basra posted:

i've read the gay porn version deepness in the guy

deepness in the sigh is the title for my lady friendly cyperpunk romantic comedy kindle single to soon come out

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Berke Negri posted:

deepness in the sigh is the title for my lady friendly cyperpunk romantic comedy kindle single to soon come out

Deepness of the Guy is my Big Lebowski fan fic.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Nintendo Kid posted:

john adams was pretty together

yeah, he was really smart, as were a lot of them, but i don't see him as Franklin-smart, at least re: technology

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Nintendo Kid posted:

john adams was pretty together

kind of a weirdo, tho

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


My Imaginary GF posted:

face it, Chicago got more culture than Dallas.
agreeing with a migf post

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


quote:

code:
M-LADY
bellowed the cyber mainframe as it achieved sentience

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

hamilton was actually the smartest and hottest founding father, sorry

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

PupsOfWar posted:

I'm here to tell you that there are no horses in florida

I live near Ocala

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"somebody said hello to me today - what did he mean by that?" - John Adams

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

agreeing with a migf post

chad has a higher per capita income than mali

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
jesus loving christ

the met gala

you know what chicago had? motherfucking james beard awards, where folks were dressed well motherfuckers

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