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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

PupsOfWar posted:

Affrimed was a motherfucker, ZV.
I mean that literally

you know who never hosed his mother? War Admiral


Vinge is probably one of the Least Bad libertarian futurists writing sci-fi, along with david brin

This is a good joke

I didn't know you were into horses at all

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

lynch's people

problematic

lynch's people at the JD

hmmmmmmm

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

My Imaginary GF posted:

you try to loving explain to these bozo's that the home of Bozo got some great motherfucking pie

its a big city with enough people that all of the major cultural poo poo that comes through the US hits it. art expos, shows, musical acts. there are enough people that no matter your interest there are multiple groups where you can find like minded people. the weather is not any worse then other places in the northern US, winter suck but that's hardly a chicago only thing. you can find any kind of food you desire due to strong immigrant populations , from Vietnamese to Mexican to Polish.

there are lots of sports teams, and half of them tend to do well, plus minor league teams nearby. the shedd aquarium is a world class establishment and the art museum is not as big as the met but is still very impressive compared to many other cities, and the brookfield zoo is fantastic, and they have a smaller free zoo within the city limits.

there is effective public transit that connects to both airports and makes it easy to get around the city

the pizza comes in every style possible and sometimes chicago deep dish is tasty as hell and fun to get

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Deepness and Fire Upon the Deep are like two of the best sci fi books ever written. Also Brin is appar. doing a followup to the Uplift trilogy that isnt a dumb bildungsroman about alien teens

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

migf stop posting on your parachute account

Fine.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

R. Mute posted:

whenever someone preface something with 'i'm not gay but' or 'as a straight male', that person is v. insecure about his sexuality and his gender identity and is also total rubbish as a human being

im not gay but im hella ready to suck some dick

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

My Imaginary GF posted:

dont put things up yo butt, its weird.

how will you know whether you like anal if you don't try

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

forbidden lesbian posted:

im not gay but im hella ready to suck some dick

greetings

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
migf has probably made it so I will never willingly visit chicago

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Majorian posted:

drat, that puts a crease in the old Wescott, doesn't it?
okay

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Disinterested posted:

migf has probably made it so I will never willingly visit chicago

We all wash up at O'Hare from time to time.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

forbidden lesbian posted:

im not gay but im hella ready to suck some dick

same

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

forbidden lesbian posted:

im not gay but im hella ready to suck some dick
trap sprung, my friend

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

please pm me re: opportunities for dicksucking

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

please pm me re: opportunities for dicksucking

do strict tops also suck dicks

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Deep throating sounds painful

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
This is upsetting my suburban sensibilities.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ZenVulgarity posted:

Deep throating sounds painful

yeah im not into it

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

R. Mute posted:

trap sprung, my friend

hopefully that's not the only thing :awesome:

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i see no reason to ever go to chicago when i've been to st. louis and toledo

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

zoux posted:

yeah im not into it

:chanpop:

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

ZenVulgarity posted:


I didn't know you were into horses at all

it's not voluntary

My ole pa was one of those dudes who was like "Hell, I live in Kentucky, I'll get some horses,"

He didn't understand that the people who participate in the Horse Industry are either
- ancient yeoman families who have been training horses for two or three hundred years
- Gentry who can afford to hire such yeomen and buy the very best stock

Pa didn't know nothin' about training horses (and neither did the rest of us) and was not Gentry

so we ended up with just a bunch of surly quarter-horses loitering around the place, pooping and driving us ever-deeper into debt

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

please pm me re: opportunities for dicksucking

craigslist? idk, why are you asking? cant you go meet rick perry?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

do strict tops also suck dicks

i think most guys are more willing to suck dick than to bottom

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

ZenVulgarity posted:

Deep throating sounds painful

Painful hopefully not, but certainly uncomfortable.

also glad someone caught zoux there

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i see no reason to ever go to chicago when i've been to st. louis and toledo

toledo is a garbage city wherein its residents go to detroit and cleveland for a good time.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

i think most guys are more willing to suck dick than to bottom



Hell, I am.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Badger of Basra posted:

please pm me re: opportunities for dicksucking
uh yeah can we work something out?

edit: this isn't my pm's!!! danggggg!!!!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Berke Negri posted:

haha no he was pretty sane

I dunno man. I see him as a bit of a mad genius. Sane people don't advocate seizing all the American colonies from England, France, Spain, and Portugal in one fell swoop.


Say, the old top-knot seems to be in flames, old trench!:wotwot:

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

My Imaginary GF posted:

dont put things up yo butt, its weird.

nah it's fine.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Badger of Basra posted:

i think most guys are more willing to suck dick than to bottom

i would imagine the rule among straight people applies that someone that does not reciprocate (without good reason) is kind of a jerk

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i'm glad that i have managed to designate today's official conversation as gay sex, before we started talking about superheros again

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

PupsOfWar posted:

it's not voluntary

My ole pa was one of those dudes who was like "Hell, I live in Kentucky, I'll get some horses,"

He didn't understand that the people who participate in the Horse Industry are either
- ancient yeoman families who have been training horses for two or three hundred years
- Gentry who can afford to hire such yeomen and buy the very best stock

Pa didn't know nothin' about training horses (and neither did the rest of us) and was not Gentry

so we ended up with just a bunch of surly quarter-horses loitering around the place, pooping and driving us ever-deeper into debt
sounds like a terrible mistake

I work with horse rescues trying to place broken down beaten to death animals with people who won't treat them like poo poo

It's my one pro bono thing I enjoy other than church stuff

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

WoodrowSkillson posted:

i would imagine the rule among straight people applies that someone that does not reciprocate (without good reason) is kind of a jerk

this too

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

entry level dicksucking positions require a BA as minimum these days

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Badger of Basra posted:

i'm glad that i have managed to designate today's official conversation as gay sex, before we started talking about superheros again

what about superhero's having gay sex?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i see no reason to ever go to chicago when i've been to st. louis and toledo

wow how motherfuckin rude

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

R. Mute posted:

trap sprung, my friend

haha, reverse trap sprung, you're trying to erase bi-people!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i dont like getting my dick sucked

its nice and all but i'd rather be loving. this is a double edged sword because telling a lady "i don't like getting my dick sucked" is like a hand engraved invitation to having them be all "maybe you've never had a good one" and then they try their damndest

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Majorian posted:

Say, the old top-knot seems to be in flames, old trench!:wotwot:
stop


Badger of Basra posted:

i'm glad that i have managed to designate today's official conversation as gay sex, before we started talking about superheros again
ur welcome

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