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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i dont like getting my dick sucked


retard

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

entry level dicksucking positions require a BA as minimum these days

all the new dicksucking openings are internships anyway

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Why do you hate MST3k?:(

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I inquired about dick sucking in pm but got no response

Left swiped again. :sigh:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

PupsOfWar posted:

it's not voluntary

My ole pa was one of those dudes who was like "Hell, I live in Kentucky, I'll get some horses,"

He didn't understand that the people who participate in the Horse Industry are either
- ancient yeoman families who have been training horses for two or three hundred years
- Gentry who can afford to hire such yeomen and buy the very best stock

Pa didn't know nothin' about training horses (and neither did the rest of us) and was not Gentry

so we ended up with just a bunch of surly quarter-horses loitering around the place, pooping and driving us ever-deeper into debt

horses are a hole in the barn you throw money into

the land equivalent of private aircraft and boats

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

zoux posted:

retard

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

A Winner is Jew posted:

what about superhero's having gay sex?

i have some pictures to show you

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

zoux posted:

retard

Whoa dude.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
getting my dick sucked is like going to a steakhouse and ordering chicken

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Majorian posted:

Why do you hate MST3k?:(
it's stupid rear end poo poo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

actually it's better

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


i'll stop in chicago for lunch on my amtrak journey from boston to houston in december that fishmech has been helping me on itt. :3:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

getting my dick sucked is like going to a steakhouse and ordering chicken

you choose strange things to be opinionated about

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Popular Thug Drink posted:

getting my dick sucked is like going to a steakhouse and ordering chicken

Retard

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

also you can't get a girl pregnant and don't have to wear a condom

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

kustomkarkommando posted:

entry level dicksucking positions require a BA as minimum these days

keep your trolling of grindr to yourself nobody cares who you sleeping with

unless you sleepig with aaron schock in which case let the rest of us know so we can serve him

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Popular Thug Drink posted:

getting my dick sucked is like going to a steakhouse and ordering chicken

No it's going to a steakhouse and getting onion rings prior to your steak.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

ZenVulgarity posted:

I inquired about dick sucking in pm but got no response

Left swiped again. :sigh:

need more class than this tbh

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

zoux posted:

also you can't get a girl pregnant and don't have to wear a condom

uhh anal

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

ZenVulgarity posted:

sounds like a terrible mistake

I work with horse rescues trying to place broken down beaten to death animals with people who won't treat them like poo poo

that's cool

up here it is common for horses to be cut loose in one of the state or National Parks (particularly daniel boone in the east and Land Between the Lakes in the west) once people realize they can't feed them ). It's a huge issue for the forestry service and humane societies

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Popular Thug Drink posted:

getting my dick sucked is like going to a steakhouse and ordering chicken

this is a really weird opinion

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

zoux posted:

also you can't get a girl pregnant and don't have to wear a condom

I mean some professionals demand a condom after escort duty

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


smfh

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

my body is ready for you milibae.

Let us form a coalition of the flesh

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

i'll stop in chicago for lunch on my amtrak journey from boston to houston in december that fishmech has been helping me on itt. :3:

good choice. how long you stopping over, and whats your budget? can give recommendations

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Look I think we can all agree that condoms suck

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im loving tired of this faucet in my house that dispenses free, reasonable quality vodka. like, hello? maybe i want gin sometimes? idiot fucker

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i dont like getting my dick sucked

its nice and all but i'd rather be loving. this is a double edged sword because telling a lady "i don't like getting my dick sucked" is like a hand engraved invitation to having them be all "maybe you've never had a good one" and then they try their damndest

I feel like saying this is wrong even though there is no objective basis for saying that.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Badger of Basra posted:

need more class than this tbh



WOW DONT PM SHAME

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

zoux posted:

Look I think we can all agree that condoms suck

when putting one on is the sole remaining condition for having the sex you want to have they are pretty good

in most other senses insofar as it effects my life, terrible

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Disinterested posted:

I feel like saying this is wrong even though there is no objective basis for saying that.

half the fun of a blowjob or other oral sex is the other person is 100% devoted to taking care of your needs and its nice to know someone wants to do that, and reciprocal is why people that refuse (with no good reason) are jerks

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

PupsOfWar posted:

that's cool

up here it is common for horses to be cut loose in one of the state or National Parks (particularly daniel boone in the east and Land Between the Lakes in the west) once people realize they can't feed them ). It's a huge issue for the forestry service and humane societies

Yeah that's obnoxious

Anyone I talk to about horseracing I ask if they have 50k or more of disposable income a year

Since they inevitably say no I redirect them to anything else

Jfc a horse is not a loving dog it costs a lot more

A lot more

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

R. Mute posted:

it's stupid rear end poo poo

fatgard

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

A Winner is Jew posted:

what about superhero's having gay sex?

I've always thought there was something between Deathstroke and Catman

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


My Imaginary GF posted:

good choice. how long you stopping over, and whats your budget? can give recommendations
from roughly 10 to 8 at night before boarding another train, it's looking like, not long but i can do things. i want to poke around union station because it's loving union station, lunch, and then idk, i want to ride the L at least once but i should probably ride it somewhere.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i'll accept oral in a 69, thats like the only time its ok

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

WoodrowSkillson posted:

half the fun of a blowjob or other oral sex is the other person is 100% devoted to taking care of your needs and its nice to know someone wants to do that, and reciprocal is why people that refuse (with no good reason) are jerks

yeah I see it that way

but I have had blowjobs that have felt better than sex, some people are magicians idk

a bad blowjob is loving depressing though

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

WoodrowSkillson posted:

half the fun of a blowjob or other oral sex is the other person is 100% devoted to taking care of your needs and its nice to know someone wants to do that, and reciprocal is why people that refuse (with no good reason) are jerks

What about eating rear end

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

zoux posted:

Look I think we can all agree that condoms suck

less than stds, zoux

you siphilic corpse

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