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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Badger of Basra posted:

i have some pictures to show you

go on....

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

new rule: if you are going to talk about your personal sex preferences you're not allowed to post a selfie

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

zoux posted:

Look I think we can all agree that condoms suck

texas highschooler found

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Badger of Basra posted:

new rule: if you are going to talk about your personal sex preferences you're not allowed to post a selfie

I thoroughly endorse all policies that outlaw selfies

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ZenVulgarity posted:

What about eating rear end

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Badger of Basra posted:

new rule: if you are going to talk about your personal sex preferences you're not allowed to post a selfie

:agreed:

What about the results of sex practices (children, STDs)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

A Winner is Jew posted:

texas highschooler found

Oh word you wear a condom when your loving your huge titty wife

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAqP35A9Oi8

good track imo

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

is this a pokemon?

Disinterested posted:

when putting one on is the sole remaining condition for having the sex you want to have they are pretty good

in most other senses insofar as it effects my life, terrible

well the preventing disease and pregnancy is probably a plus, right?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


r mute you dipshit I hope you're happy with venting your frustration over that cute straight guy not being gay because look what you've done

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

zoux posted:

Oh word you wear a condom when your loving your huge titty wife

Well yeah so they both don't feel anything

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

talk about Ed Miliband, anglogoons

is he the Prince that was Promised

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

ZenVulgarity posted:

:agreed:

What about the results of sex practices (children, STDs)

don't post pics of your baby regardless

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

im not saying don't use condoms im just saying that obviously sex w/o a condom is a lot better

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Badger of Basra posted:

new rule: if you are going to talk about your personal sex preferences you're not allowed to post a selfie

do people have sex with sun glasses on?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

like a million times better actually. gently caress COndoms

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

do people have sex with sun glasses on?

please get new footwear you goddamn nerd

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

zoux posted:

Oh word you wear a condom when your loving your huge titty wife

nahh, she's on the pill wile she finished grad school and we're monogamous

like that's another good part about being married, either she's on the pill or you're trying to have kids, either way you're not wearing a condom since STD's aren't a concern

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

PupsOfWar posted:

talk about Ed Miliband, anglogoons

is he the Prince that was Promised

i want to put him on a stage with scott walker, to see if we can make a tableau so awkward it will cause physical pain to observers

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Venom Snake posted:

do people have sex with sun glasses on?

Dress better jfc

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i'll accept oral in a 69, thats like the only time its ok

If you're really that bored during that you have to be doing something then get a magazine.

Also feel sorry for any woman that c an only get it through that.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Badger of Basra posted:

new rule: if you are going to talk about your personal sex preferences you're not allowed to post a selfie

i'd rather see selfies. last night was fun. :shrug:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

zoux posted:

im not saying don't use condoms im just saying that obviously sex w/o a condom is a lot better


zoux posted:

like a million times better actually. gently caress COndoms

this is true

also, sex with someone you're madly in love with is way better than sex with someone you don't really care about

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

A Winner is Jew posted:

this is true

also, sex with someone you're madly in love with is way better than sex with someone you don't really care about

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

i guess i cant say as ive ever been madly in love

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Badger of Basra posted:

please get new footwear you goddamn nerd

sorry


ZenVulgarity posted:

Dress better jfc

okay

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Gravel Gravy posted:

Also feel sorry for any woman that c an only get it through that.

i eat pussy like a desert island man finding a rotisserie chicken washed up on the shore

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

A Winner is Jew posted:

this is true

also, sex with someone you're madly in love with is way better than sex with someone you don't really care about
Agreed

Hope you and big titty winner dinner are happy forever and ever

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

i guess i cant say as ive ever been madly in love

everyone who's surprised please kill yourself

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

i guess i cant say as ive ever been madly in love

i'm sorry

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i eat pussy like a desert island man finding a rotisserie chicken washed up on the shore

this is a gross image on so many levels.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i eat pussy like a desert island man finding a rotisserie chicken washed up on the shore

dudes that talk about their pussy eating prowess are tryhard virgins, I find

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i eat pussy like a desert island man finding a rotisserie chicken washed up on the shore

Ravenously for 10 seconds and then puking uncontrollably for the next 15 minutes?

zoux posted:

dudes that talk about their pussy eating prowess are tryhard virgins, I find

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

zoux posted:

dudes that talk about their pussy eating prowess are tryhard virgins, I find

do you post only in internet memes or something

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

zoux posted:

i guess i cant say as ive ever been madly in love

*gazes wistfully in to the distance*



It's nice

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Venom Snake posted:

do you post only in internet memes or something

please answer for your shoe crimes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lol im out for a while until we're done posting things like that thing PTD just did about the chicken

you loving weird TMI nerds

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't like lows or highs. Just, right in the middle, steady as she goes, for me.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Sharkie posted:

is this a pokemon?


well the preventing disease and pregnancy is probably a plus, right?

well yeah most women I've been with use other methods and I don't have a lot of casual sex

PupsOfWar posted:

talk about Ed Miliband, anglogoons

is he the Prince that was Promised

lol obviously not. right now he's 'less bad than expected but still quite bad'

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

paranoid randroid posted:

lol im out for a while until we're done posting things like that thing PTD just did about the chicken

you loving weird TMI nerds

Puritan scum

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
you know what i like about wisconsin?

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