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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ZenVulgarity posted:

This is my own case, but it's so loving dumb

I know the other guy wasn't showing up either and pleaded with the judge to not waste my time going

But noooo he wanted to discuss the case

If you were ten minutes away I wouldn't care

But why the gently caress did you need me in person for this

Judge power trip. "You want to practice in my county - you loving show up when I say, COUNSEL"

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

get your loving phd and found a nonprofit

i suck at school which is why i dropped out of college

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

V. Illych L. posted:

jesus christ, people

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

My Imaginary GF posted:

ps im eatn a grilled cheese right now.

You put hotsauce on it? Also fresh tomato is great on grilled cheese

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Majorian posted:

Overruled. I want to see where this is going.

is this what you say to women in response?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Winner I would recommend at the very least doing some work at home, even if it's just some consulting bits

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

wow look here an actual hitler apologist

My anti-kinkshaming stance applies to all.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

ZenVulgarity posted:

This is my own case, but it's so loving dumb

I know the other guy wasn't showing up either and pleaded with the judge to not waste my time going

But noooo he wanted to discuss the case

If you were ten minutes away I wouldn't care

But why the gently caress did you need me in person for this

jesus that sounds awful.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

euphronius posted:

Judge power trip. "You want to practice in my county - you loving show up when I say, COUNSEL"

This guy goes on the list of people I help campaign against

paragon1 posted:

jesus that sounds awful.

It's more just a colossal waste of time than anything really bad

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
this is how i get ready to go to town on a big ol shiny gooch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKUiC9bDLE

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Badger of Basra posted:

we should get back to talking about gay sex
we should. what's the best thing about gay sex, badger?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Badger of Basra posted:

shut the gently caress up

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Gravel Gravy posted:

What's a Nubian?

Sadat X.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
so i'm done with school potentially forever

tomorrow the job search.

but tonight?

time to get wrecked

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

ZenVulgarity posted:

Winner I would recommend at the very least doing some work at home, even if it's just some consulting bits

i will

i've done the "work from home" thing before and it's nice but when you're alone doing it you get bored really easily

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Badger of Basra posted:

we should get back to talking about gay sex

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

R. Mute posted:

we should. what's the best thing about gay sex, badger?

it's so hard to choose

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i will never apologize for my aggressive heterosexuality

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

if sexchat has to be a thing, then at least let it be gay sexchat

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Popular Thug Drink posted:

this is how i get ready to go to town on a big ol shiny gooch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsKUiC9bDLE

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

A Winner is Jew posted:

i will

i've done the "work from home" thing before and it's nice but when you're alone doing it you get bored really easily

Stop doing work in your underwear

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the original agreement was "support from husband shall end when child moves from home of wife."

Wife's attorney changed it to "support from husband shall end which child moves from home of wife and wife has no financial duty to child".

Nice try, motherfucker

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

V. Illych L. posted:

if sexchat has to be a thing, then at least let it be gay sexchat

this

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
WHY ARE ACCELERATIONISTS SO loving INSUFFERABLE

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

A Winner is Jew posted:

i will

i've done the "work from home" thing before and it's nice but when you're alone doing it you get bored really easily

I worked from home for the first few months of my current job, and it was great. I watched so many movies while waiting for people to respond to my emails.

Venom Snake posted:

WHY ARE ACCELERATIONISTS SO loving INSUFFERABLE

I think you kind of answer your own question here.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

it's so hard to choose

seems pretty gross to me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

V. Illych L. posted:

if sexchat has to be a thing, then at least let it be gay sexchat

do to Zoux all sexchat trends to gay sexchat. He is the great gay sex attractor

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

ZenVulgarity posted:

Stop doing work in your underwear

i'm always commando :c00lbert:

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


V. Illych L. posted:

if sexchat has to be a thing, then at least let it be gay sexchat

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Badger of Basra posted:

it's so hard to choose
maybe a top 10 list?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Kissing dudes? Gross.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

how do you acclimitize to the realities of The Dick badg

I had one close friend come out to me in college and he was all "I love men but the dick is a really weird and confusing organ"

also an issue for women I imagine

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

R. Mute posted:

we should. what's the best thing about gay sex, badger?

everybody's relative familiarity with the equipment

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

V. Illych L. posted:

if sexchat has to be a thing, then at least let it be gay sexchat

how is HBO's Queer as Folk regarded?

I've watched that at least

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

euphronius posted:

the original agreement was "support from husband shall end when child moves from home of wife."

Wife's attorney changed it to "support from husband shall end which child moves from home of wife and wife has no financial duty to child".

Nice try, motherfucker

hahahaha what an rear end in a top hat

A Winner is Jew posted:

i'm always commando :c00lbert:

The less clothes you wear the less motivated you feel, I've found

I have to at least be fully dressed at home to work otherwise I'll like start drifting off thinking about what I'm doing and then go to thinking about dota or something

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
you should always keep a list of dudes you would be gay for just in case

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

everybody's relative familiarity with the equipment

it's really weird when they're not

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
zoux doesn't know what gross means, not surprising.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

it's really weird when they're not

how does that even happen

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

zoux posted:

Kissing dudes? Gross.

hell, i'm incapable of loving women, but no homo

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